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joe.distort
was there an organized migration we dont know about? birds. ALWAYS BLAME BIRDS
May 08 2012 11:50 AM -
joe.distort
you guys need the new issue of the Trunk Space zine...its got rock-solid love advice from the cat that sits in the parking lot and judges your immortal soul.
Jan 23 2012 12:29 PM
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joe.distort
no way, our cats leave us messages on the computer all the time. they are things like 'ghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh'
Jan 24 2012 12:10 PM -
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joe.distort
i saw an off-base military guy buy a used copy of COD:MW2. the circle of life.
Dec 02 2011 09:59 AM
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the Wozz
I'm going to buy a game about entering data for a small aviation firm; Aviation Firm Tycoon 2
Dec 05 2011 02:52 PM -
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joe.distort
wondering whatever happened to WHAM-O? well, the main headquarters is now the Sriracha factory. i think im the only person who finds this extremely interesting.
Nov 07 2011 09:11 AM
joe.distort
the immensity of life is fucking terrible and no one gives a shit about anything. POSITIVITY DAY!
Sep 27 2011 10:46 AM
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Nuttz the Squirrel
Is that when a monster is made of dead Frankenstein monsters?
Sep 16 2011 08:46 PM
joe.distort
so wait this Kreayshawn shit is like a real thing that people listen to? i thought it was an ironic youtube thing. im old.
Aug 29 2011 08:54 PM
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mancopter
I was blilssfully ignorant of her existence until you introduced it to me. Thanks, joe. Thanks a whole hell of a lot.
Aug 30 2011 03:38 PM -
joe.distort
hey, until monday i thought she was an internet joke, like epic meal time or something!
Aug 31 2011 09:47 AM -
Tony
wow. i didn't feel old when i got a job or bought a house or had a kid. now? i'm old.
Aug 31 2011 02:41 PM
joe.distort
i just met someone who drilled a hole into their own head in the 80s. dont do drugs, kids
Aug 19 2011 01:30 PM
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JKT
I acutally saw a documentary on "trepanation". Apparently it brings greater clarity?
Aug 20 2011 12:40 AM -
joe.distort
i think trepanning, if done right, is still a disaster. this was even less organized
Aug 20 2011 12:45 AM -
Classic-wolf
Man, I hate it when that happens, makes us sane harb users look bad to the not so intelligent masses.
Aug 20 2011 02:49 PM
joe.distort
doot de doooo just tryin to push some of these off the first page ugh
Jul 19 2011 10:39 AM
joe.distort
i think i spend so much time on the internet because i feel like no one in real life listens. HA JOKES ON ME: the internet doesnt care either.
May 27 2011 01:42 PM
joe.distort
i dont think my 360 is going to let me play past level 12 or so of PORTAL 2. shiiiiiit.
May 10 2011 09:14 AM
joe.distort
'EMINEM, COLDPLAY to headline LOLLAPALOOZA' oh jesus christ why is this still a thing
Apr 26 2011 09:21 AM
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raubhimself
For authentic refreshment, eat Clark bars. And for totally outrageous class rings, it's Josten's. Go, Josten's!
Apr 26 2011 03:42 PM -
joe.distort
i hate that the cut the talking shoes out of that episode in syndication
Apr 26 2011 07:08 PM
