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JKT

Cancel theshizz
Feb 12 2013 09:17 PM
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JKT

It's a boy!!
Feb 11 2013 09:02 PM
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JKT

Just heard "Black Betty" on my local rock station. Holy shit that solo was amazing/unexpected!
Feb 08 2013 03:14 PM
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JKT

Finally the Ravens make the superbowl and I'm working 4-8. FML
Feb 03 2013 04:05 PM
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JKT

If you look at the justifications for breastfeeding, you could pretty much make the same case for public urination.
Feb 02 2013 09:59 AM
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JKT

I bought a 32 oz tub of vanilla yogurt because I remember liking this stuff as a kid. Just ground up a bunch of fun size candy bars into it to try to make it palatable. Mission Failed
Feb 01 2013 02:08 PM
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    weener
    I used to like the fruit yogurt with chocolate chips mixed in. Mmmm...
    Feb 01 2013 02:15 PM
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JKT

It just occurred to me that "Splosion Man" is supposed to sound like a once popular condom commercial.
Jan 27 2013 03:59 PM
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JKT

O'Doyle rules
Jan 23 2013 05:29 PM
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JKT

I was just thinking about possible origins for the band name "Whitesnake"
Jan 22 2013 01:18 PM
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JKT

The idea of gun control doesn't bother me, but the stupid shit people post on facebook about it makes me want to blow up the internet.
Jan 18 2013 12:56 PM
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JKT

I saw a commercial on late night TV, it said,"Forget everything you know about slipcovers." So I did. And it was a load off my mind. Then the commercial tried to sell me slipcovers, and I didn't know what the hell they were.
Jan 15 2013 06:02 PM
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JKT

MENDOZAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
Dec 19 2012 05:15 PM
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    WilliamTheBard
    My high school Algebra teacher was Mr. Mendoza, whom I had during the height of the Simpsons (1996). He was an asshole.
    Dec 20 2012 10:30 AM
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JKT

DiGiorno pizza doesn't taste even remotely like delivery, but it's pretty damn good anyway.
Dec 14 2012 12:28 AM
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    JKT
    I think it just bothers me that Digiorno doesn't feel their pizza cant stand on its own merits.
    Dec 15 2012 11:51 AM
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    WilliamTheBard
    It's not delivery, it's disappointment.
    Dec 15 2012 09:02 PM
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    TETSUOOOO!!!
    Delivery pizza is inferior to pizza fresh out of the oven in a restaurant, so that slogan is self-defeating.
    Dec 16 2012 06:28 PM
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JKT

made over 400 bucks today working from home. wasn't sure which thread i belonged in
Dec 12 2012 02:38 PM
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    mancopter
    With the addition of that last sentence, I'd say you belonged in 1wp. :)
    Dec 13 2012 04:22 PM
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    JKT
    You sir, just blew my mind.
    Dec 14 2012 12:10 AM
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JKT

Nothing to do when you're locked in a vacancy.
Nov 13 2012 03:38 PM