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#16 nathan

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Posted 28 March 2005 - 08:14 PM

this thread hurts my head, makes me wish the shizz was dead, i think i'll go to bed.

night, night..
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#17 lkelly

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Posted 28 March 2005 - 08:27 PM

if sparks was only sold with a companion beverage called narcs, i would love it even more. narcs would be a pleasant brew of chamomile and opium tea with a liquid morphine kick. i hate sparks when i'm trying to sleep at 6 in the morning.
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#18 mothrock

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Posted 28 March 2005 - 10:07 PM

why doesn't sparks write me? :(

I signed up for their mailing list. here

And lkelly, I totally hear you on the narks. I spent many a sunrise on the orange nectar of life.
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#19 glitterbot

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Posted 28 March 2005 - 10:13 PM

if sparks was only sold with a companion beverage called narcs, i would love it even more. narcs would be a pleasant brew of chamomile and opium tea with a liquid morphine kick. i hate sparks when i'm trying to sleep at 6 in the morning.

what's the matter? you don't like laying in bed, grinding your furry orange teeth? :lol:
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Posted 28 March 2005 - 10:20 PM

it's not so much the grinding that bothers me as it is the tangerine tinted sweat that pulses from my pores.
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Posted 29 March 2005 - 09:44 AM

NEVER drink sparks light, it is totally disgusting.


yea they ran out at my kwiki mart so i had to get light, and yuck nutrasweet
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Posted 29 March 2005 - 12:30 PM

Sparks was just eliminated from the NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament.
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Posted 29 March 2005 - 04:43 PM

The light kind doesn't make my throat feel as gross.
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#24 mothrock

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Posted 29 March 2005 - 04:47 PM

it has enough carcinogens without the sacchrin.
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Posted 29 March 2005 - 10:23 PM

Sparks was just eliminated from the NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament.

That was a VERY bad day and I do NOT thank you for bringing it up.

Duke Sucks.





I've been thinking I should try Sparks Light but I was worried it would have that yucky diet-y taste.
Apparently I was right.





Duke Sucks.
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Posted 30 March 2005 - 02:02 AM

Two pertinent questions:

1)What is this fabulous Sparks beverage I'm hearing so much about, and

2) Isn't the (NATIONAL ITALIAN RESTAURANT CHAIN, name deleted since I'm already treading on thin ice) the only employer in North America who encourages OTJ drinking? :)

and, 3), Are they hiring?

I guess that's three pertinent questions. Sue me.
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Posted 30 March 2005 - 01:24 PM

when we rolled through town on Friday I was buying something at the convenience store. There were 2 guys buying Sparks and some little bottles of liquor. I wonder if those were any of you? :ph34r:
Sparks seems to be legendary in these here parts... you've influenced me to the darkside.
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#28 mikemfer

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Posted 30 March 2005 - 02:09 PM

We were in Circkle K yesterday buying Sparks. Evidently the checkout people had just recently learned it had alcohol in it. They said the cops were using Sparks when they did their stings trying to buy underage and stuff. Something like 42 people were fired. Anyway, they were saying they had been selling them without carding not knowing any better.
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Posted 30 March 2005 - 02:13 PM

There it is, folks... the cops know about sparks. Brown ghetto bags for everyone drinking them in public.
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#30 mikemfer

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Posted 30 March 2005 - 02:16 PM

You're such a buzz kill, John.
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