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#11461 Smeg

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Posted 12 July 2018 - 03:53 PM

Here’s the trick assuming you've seen them before. Watch Jurassic Park III, and it’s like, Hey look at those dinoasaurs! And it’s great.

Then watch Lost World, and it’s like Hey, dinosaurs with a great director! And it’s great.

Then watch Jurassic Park and it’s literally the best movie that was ever made so everyone shut up.

 

It's too late for me, but this is a solid rec for noobs


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#11462 GENTLYPORKING

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Posted 12 July 2018 - 04:12 PM

Sicario: Day of the Soldado is the Taken 3 of the Sicario cinematic universe.


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these hilary clinton-looking women must be pressing their buttholes right up against the sides of the stall and letting it rip.

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Posted 12 July 2018 - 05:01 PM

So John Wick is pretty good. And this Chapter 2 isn’t so bad, 15 minutes in.
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Posted 12 July 2018 - 05:03 PM

give it another 30...
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you mean you forgot cranberries too?

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Posted 12 July 2018 - 05:13 PM

I also watched Blade Runner 2049 recently.  I enjoyed it overall...for most of the movie, I was thinking damn, now this is how sequels should be done.  Acting is on point, visuals are fantastic (though not as striking as the original), it's paced well (though longer than it needs to be IMO), each of the important characters serves a meaningful and often unexpected role, and the plot is intriguing.

 

Then it ends.

 

Spoiler

 

I feel like with those movies that...

 

Spoiler

 

Obviously that doesn't mean you should love how it ends or anything, but I'm fine with it.   


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#11466 evilsonic

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Posted 12 July 2018 - 05:33 PM

give it another 30...


It’s giving me everything I expected of it and hats just fine by me.
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Posted 12 July 2018 - 09:35 PM

I support Jurassic Park movies. Every few years I get to see good looking dinosaurs. Now in 3D! I accept the price of a ticket for that. I don’t care enough about plots to change my mind. Although JP3 is really fkn bad.
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Posted 13 July 2018 - 12:01 AM

give it another 30...

It’s giving me everything I expected of it and hats just fine by me.

that's cool i havem't seen it. i was just trying to put you on edge.
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you mean you forgot cranberries too?

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Posted 13 July 2018 - 02:21 AM

give it another 30...

It’s giving me everything I expected of it and hats just fine by me.

that's cool i havem't seen it. i was just trying to put you on edge.
John Wick does that juuust fine.
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Posted 13 July 2018 - 06:48 AM

About half way through Justice League. Ugh. It's amazing Marvel is 20 films into the MCU without a total bomb. How are the DC people so bad at this live-action stuff?

Speaking of, I'm predicting Black Widow will be their first dud

Edit: or maybe not, ScarJo backed out of that trans role

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Posted 13 July 2018 - 12:57 PM

About half way through Justice League. Ugh. It's amazing Marvel is 20 films into the MCU without a total bomb. How are the DC people so bad at this live-action stuff?

Speaking of, I'm predicting Black Widow will be their first dud

Edit: or maybe not, ScarJo backed out of that trans role

https://twitter.com/...7557398528?s=19

 

 

I think their success has a lot to do with establishing the characters individually and building them up for the ensemble movies. Warner Bros./DC just basically went out the gate into a full on ensemble film, which is not really a good idea when dealing with superheroes. It could work when the plot is straight forward (Reservoir Dogs, Ocean's 11) but dealing will all the cosmic shenanigans of superhero films doesn't work well compressed into a two and a half hour movie.


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Posted 13 July 2018 - 01:11 PM

It's not even that. Half the actors don't do it for me, don't know/like/care for any of these villains outside of Zod, the cinematography, color grading, movie score, etc. Outside of Wonder Woman and Gal Gadot, I'm struggling to find anything I *DO* enjoy

 

Edit: oh this kid playing Flash, he might grow on me


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Posted 13 July 2018 - 04:22 PM

I saw The First Purge, it was fun
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Posted 13 July 2018 - 04:29 PM

I imagine that during a purge the internet would just explode from everyone torrenting everything they possibly could. And, like, could I file my taxes on Purge night and not suffer a penalty for completely fucking them up on purpose since all crime is legal?

 

edit: "Crime is legal" is just... ugh...


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Posted 13 July 2018 - 05:26 PM

I have a feeling any torrenting is still illegal during Purge


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