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#4501 Demonstray

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Posted 13 April 2017 - 04:50 PM

A guy with a blond combover and the most fucking sinister eyes I've seen on a real human being just came up to the desk.

 

And asked me to print off two copies of a small document.

 

That's it. No evil plans, no blueprints for a death ray, and no genocidal intentions were apparent. He just LOOKED SUPER EVIL at a glance.


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Posted 14 April 2017 - 01:33 PM

thought i was getting sent to austin for a software user group thing...instead its at some resort outside of dallas that looks to have nothing cool anywhere near it. so thats a bummer. maybe try to hook up w some drunk moms lol

 

related story: one time at a resort in san diego there was all these HAMMERED older ladies. they were there for a medical conference. one flashed me a tit while i was clearly sitting w my ex wife. it was awesome and hilarious, even my ex was laughing and egging them on. next morning we saw them all shuffle to the meeting area w sunglasses looking like the most stereotypical hungover/ shamed thing ever


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Posted 18 April 2017 - 02:06 AM

Dudes got in the car right as KDB Sonic2 started and they immediately began to flip out and were loving it, everyone busting up laughing and loving it... and then SF2 came on and they went apeshit. One guy thrashing so hard in the back it was making the car swerve a bit, one guy literally just screaming at the top of his lungs and the other 3 singing along. Right as we pulled up the thrashing guy was yelling for some Rocky music, so out came Arc Impulse's Main Event and they lost their shit again. The most sober one took a picture of the KDB info to look up later and they tipped me $17 for a 10 minute ride just because of the tunes.

 

Thanks, you guys.


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#4504 Demonstray

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Posted 20 April 2017 - 09:16 PM

BOY I sure with these four guys who work together and are deep in conversation about how fucking much they hate their jobs would move somewhere else, like the lounge, or a room, or the other side of the lobby where no one ever goes and their conversation would have some vague semblance of privacy.

 

TL;DR - Fuck OFF. I'm trying to read and drink Pepsi


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Posted 20 April 2017 - 09:24 PM

drink Pepsi

 

You can do better.


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Posted 20 April 2017 - 09:35 PM

 

drink Pepsi

 

You can do better.

 

I got it for free so I didn't bother taking my Coke out of the fridge in the office.


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Posted 20 April 2017 - 09:36 PM

You should have mixed them together..........


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Posted 20 April 2017 - 09:40 PM

You should have mixed them together..........

If I was at home with a free Pepsi, I would have poured it on my body and drank the Coke instead.

 

I hear it's great for making yourself fuckin' sticky and gross.


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