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#4501 Demonstray

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Posted 13 April 2017 - 04:50 PM

A guy with a blond combover and the most fucking sinister eyes I've seen on a real human being just came up to the desk.

 

And asked me to print off two copies of a small document.

 

That's it. No evil plans, no blueprints for a death ray, and no genocidal intentions were apparent. He just LOOKED SUPER EVIL at a glance.


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You don't see me going to ice cream socials and not eating ice cream and socializing.


#4502 joe.distort

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Posted 14 April 2017 - 01:33 PM

thought i was getting sent to austin for a software user group thing...instead its at some resort outside of dallas that looks to have nothing cool anywhere near it. so thats a bummer. maybe try to hook up w some drunk moms lol

 

related story: one time at a resort in san diego there was all these HAMMERED older ladies. they were there for a medical conference. one flashed me a tit while i was clearly sitting w my ex wife. it was awesome and hilarious, even my ex was laughing and egging them on. next morning we saw them all shuffle to the meeting area w sunglasses looking like the most stereotypical hungover/ shamed thing ever


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Posted 18 April 2017 - 02:06 AM

Dudes got in the car right as KDB Sonic2 started and they immediately began to flip out and were loving it, everyone busting up laughing and loving it... and then SF2 came on and they went apeshit. One guy thrashing so hard in the back it was making the car swerve a bit, one guy literally just screaming at the top of his lungs and the other 3 singing along. Right as we pulled up the thrashing guy was yelling for some Rocky music, so out came Arc Impulse's Main Event and they lost their shit again. The most sober one took a picture of the KDB info to look up later and they tipped me $17 for a 10 minute ride just because of the tunes.

 

Thanks, you guys.


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Posted 20 April 2017 - 09:16 PM

BOY I sure with these four guys who work together and are deep in conversation about how fucking much they hate their jobs would move somewhere else, like the lounge, or a room, or the other side of the lobby where no one ever goes and their conversation would have some vague semblance of privacy.

 

TL;DR - Fuck OFF. I'm trying to read and drink Pepsi


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#4505 mooniniteG

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Posted 20 April 2017 - 09:24 PM

drink Pepsi

 

You can do better.


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Posted 20 April 2017 - 09:35 PM

 

drink Pepsi

 

You can do better.

 

I got it for free so I didn't bother taking my Coke out of the fridge in the office.


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Posted 20 April 2017 - 09:36 PM

You should have mixed them together..........


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Posted 20 April 2017 - 09:40 PM

You should have mixed them together..........

If I was at home with a free Pepsi, I would have poured it on my body and drank the Coke instead.

 

I hear it's great for making yourself fuckin' sticky and gross.


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Posted 01 May 2017 - 10:26 AM

theres a man in the lobby reading a book called 'Guide To A Long Life'

 

dude, you are 85. you are already there.

 

thats like me reading 'So You Hope To Be Bald'


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Posted 11 May 2017 - 11:21 AM

YESSSSS

 

my patient that is an old kooky cowboy who buries dead horses secretly under the cover of night and has 'prostitutes stealing my pills' is back, this time with a story from the weekend about using a truck to pull a tree stump, finding out it was full of bees and then after getting chased by the swarm dumping gasoline in it and setting it on fire

 

'thatll show them got-damn bees'


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Posted 11 May 2017 - 11:29 AM

Been there before.

Today I was working with a carpenter who was telling me about his midi/synth accordion, so I got my EWI out of my truck for him to check out and showed him T-Square.

We then lamented to each other about being music dorks that work almost exclusively with farmer and mechanic type dudes that are nice enough people, but have very little common ground.
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Posted 11 May 2017 - 11:36 AM

Sounds like the beginnings of a band. 


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Posted 11 May 2017 - 03:46 PM

J-Bluegrass


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Posted 11 May 2017 - 06:49 PM

Today I had to rotate the tires on this pickup truck for a glass company that has these big racks on the side that hold sheets of glass. The rack blocks the rear tire and is so tall that I can only lift the car a foot or two before it touches the ceiling. It looked like this:

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There was no glass on the racks while I was working on it, but the racks were so close to the tire on one side that I couldn't squeeze the tire off without it getting stuck between the wheel studs and the rack. So I had to let all the air out of the tires to give me that hair of extra room I needed, and then feel like I was in some sort of sex show as I squeezed the tire from the front  on with my thighs. And then air them back up. Biggest hassle of a tire rotation ever.


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 "This thing is vibrating like a $50 milkshake!"


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Posted 11 May 2017 - 07:14 PM

i found out today that my title & annual bonus are being taken away (but its not based on the "great work i've been doing"), so i will now be expected to do the same amount of work (actually more) for less money & even less clout.

i really want to look for a new job, but i want to move to philly later this year, so another job here would make that very difficult.
also, i left a few hours early so now i am getting drunk about it.
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you mean you forgot cranberries too?



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