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#4756 Arm Cannon

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Posted 06 June 2019 - 03:01 PM

Hahaaaa you got me
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#4757 evilsonic

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Posted 06 June 2019 - 04:49 PM

Today, one of my first clients told me she felt taken advantage of in regards to a policy I sold to her a few years ago. That was pretty hard.

Also, there is almost no way to say “this was a good idea when you weren’t in the middle of a divorce and you were sharing finances” that doesn’t escalate the situation.

Rest of the call went well, ended off way better than started but still rough. Thank god for scotch, amirite?
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#4758 C.C. Z28

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Posted 06 June 2019 - 06:06 PM

"This product was a good match for your previous situation"


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#4759 Smeg

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Posted 17 June 2019 - 09:14 AM

My cube is nearer to the shop bathroom than the office one, and while I can't say that it's always the same person, SOMEONE in the shop has diarrhea literally every day.
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#4760 brodan

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Posted 17 June 2019 - 05:34 PM

do you work at kohls


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Posted 17 June 2019 - 05:47 PM

Hahahahaha no
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#4762 C.C. Z28

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Posted 17 June 2019 - 07:57 PM

How about the Strasburg, PA Historic Railroad?


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#4763 Smeg

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Posted 27 June 2019 - 07:51 AM

Took the morning off for an interview which I just bombed hard. Guess I'll go back to work now.
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#4764 Paragon

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Posted 13 August 2019 - 03:30 PM

Finally back at work and earning money again after like three months of bureaucratic bullshit and mental health related absences.

 

Came out to the people in my unit, so now I get to be Morgan at work!!!  :D


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#4765 Smeg

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Posted 15 August 2019 - 08:55 AM

Requested the next three Saturdays off because I have friends and family visiting from out of town each weekend (and also I haven't had a weekend off in two months). I requested time off without pay since I only get two personal days after 90 days of tenure and I don't even have those yet. My request was approved...with the provision that I come in an hour early each day during the next two weeks to work eleven-hour days.
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#4766 Guy In Rubber Suit

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Posted 15 August 2019 - 09:16 AM

Requested the next three Saturdays off because I have friends and family visiting from out of town each weekend (and also I haven't had a weekend off in two months). I requested time off without pay since I only get two personal days after 90 days of tenure and I don't even have those yet. My request was approved...with the provision that I come in an hour early each day during the next two weeks to work eleven-hour days.

 

Man, capitalism can get fucked.


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#4767 Rize

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Posted 15 August 2019 - 09:39 AM

Alternate Universe version of this conversation:
 

 

Requested the next three Saturdays off because I have friends and family visiting from out of town each weekend (and also I haven't had a weekend off in two months). I requested time off without pay since I only get five personal days after 90 days of tenure and I don't even have those yet. My request was denied.  I would quit my job, but uh... that would be a very irresponsible thing to do!  I love my job and am very fortunate to have it!

 
Man, communism .... uh ... it's the greatest!

 

Note: I'm going to ignore any replies to this.


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#4768 Guy In Rubber Suit

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Posted 15 August 2019 - 10:12 AM

Alternate Universe version of this conversation:
 

 

Requested the next three Saturdays off because I have friends and family visiting from out of town each weekend (and also I haven't had a weekend off in two months). I requested time off without pay since I only get five personal days after 90 days of tenure and I don't even have those yet. My request was denied.  I would quit my job, but uh... that would be a very irresponsible thing to do!  I love my job and am very fortunate to have it!

 
Man, communism .... uh ... it's the greatest!

 

Note: I'm going to ignore any replies to this.

 

Then why fucking bother?


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#4769 Jace

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Posted 15 August 2019 - 03:53 PM

How about the Strasburg, PA Historic Railroad?


Oh ye gods, don't remind us.
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Posted 15 August 2019 - 04:48 PM

That's not what communism is.
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