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#17101 arise_shine

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Posted 10 March 2010 - 07:13 PM

Well, huge 8' tall basketball players have normal sized girlfriends, so I assume it's theoretically possible for a normal sized dude to have slightly-smaller-than-normal-sized girlfriend.

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Posted 10 March 2010 - 07:22 PM

Guys: what do you think of short girls? I'm talking tiiiny. Like 5 foot and skinny. I met a girl who's pretty rad but I'm not sure how I feel about the height thing. I mean I'm 5'9 so I'm not really tall, but I can't help but think about it. Always looking down, having to bend over to kiss, etc. What would my friends (who are mostly dating or married to taller girls) think? Would sex be awkward?? Would our kids be short too? Would I just get used to it and say fuck you world? I feel like I'm being incredibly shallow. I've never dated a really short girl though, so...I don't know. Only one way to find out :ph34r:


Ahh, I'm a full three inches taller than Jiggs. It's hilarious & we tease each other all the time. I NEVER pictured myself w/a shorter man but in the end, I really don't notice at all. I'm assuming if you like the girl enough, it won't matter.

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Posted 10 March 2010 - 07:45 PM

^I was just talking today while I usually go for taller, meatier chicks I would totally bang this chick at the grocery store that probably wasn't even 5'

big girls, small girls, white girls, black girls, younger, older, I want to bang them all :P

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Posted 10 March 2010 - 07:47 PM

Guys: what do you think of short girls?

Does it matter what we think?


I'm absolutely baffled by height requirements.

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Posted 10 March 2010 - 08:53 PM

Short girls are awesome imo. Especially if you can rest your chin on her head ;)

I doubt 9 inches would play much into a relationship, if at all.

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Posted 10 March 2010 - 09:46 PM

Guys: what do you think of short girls? I'm talking tiiiny. Like 5 foot and skinny. I met a girl who's pretty rad but I'm not sure how I feel about the height thing. I mean I'm 5'9 so I'm not really tall, but I can't help but think about it. Always looking down, having to bend over to kiss, etc. What would my friends (who are mostly dating or married to taller girls) think? Would sex be awkward?? Would our kids be short too? Would I just get used to it and say fuck you world? I feel like I'm being incredibly shallow. I've never dated a really short girl though, so...I don't know. Only one way to find out :ph34r:


My most recent ex was baaarely five feet tall, and her complete lack of breasts gave her a rather child-like body. It was not a deal-breaker, but certainly not a specific turn-on. The first time I ever saw her naked, it was kind of startling, because she was very skinny at the time and almost looked like an elf or something. I was glad when she started gaining weight after a while.
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Posted 10 March 2010 - 09:48 PM

Short chicks RULE.

...That's my contribution. ^_^

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Posted 10 March 2010 - 09:48 PM

Well my girlfriend told me she wants to take a 2 week break from me to get her thoughts in order as she has some doubts about our relationship. She says I'm perfect and so great and I treat her the way she wants to be treated, yet she's doing this for some reason.

She hasn't had any relationship thats lasted over 3 months and we've been together for almost a year. Could she be having commitment issues?

God the next 2 weeks are going to suck.
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Posted 10 March 2010 - 09:59 PM

Well my girlfriend told me she wants to take a 2 week break from me to get her thoughts in order as she has some doubts about our relationship. She says I'm perfect and so great and I treat her the way she wants to be treated, yet she's doing this for some reason.

She hasn't had any relationship thats lasted over 3 months and we've been together for almost a year. Could she be having commitment issues?

God the next 2 weeks are going to suck.


Ah major suckage man! :( Hang in there, I guess it's all in her hands now.

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Posted 10 March 2010 - 11:44 PM


Guys: what do you think of short girls? I'm talking tiiiny. Like 5 foot and skinny. I met a girl who's pretty rad but I'm not sure how I feel about the height thing. I mean I'm 5'9 so I'm not really tall, but I can't help but think about it. Always looking down, having to bend over to kiss, etc. What would my friends (who are mostly dating or married to taller girls) think? Would sex be awkward?? Would our kids be short too? Would I just get used to it and say fuck you world? I feel like I'm being incredibly shallow. I've never dated a really short girl though, so...I don't know. Only one way to find out :ph34r:


Ahh, I'm a full three inches taller than Jiggs. It's hilarious & we tease each other all the time. I NEVER pictured myself w/a shorter man but in the end, I really don't notice at all. I'm assuming if you like the girl enough, it won't matter.

Interesting, I actually wouldn't have guessed that, haha. But yeah, I agree. In the end it's not a big deal, it'd just be something new for me. Which isn't bad at all.


Guys: what do you think of short girls?

Does it matter what we think?


I'm absolutely baffled by height requirements.

Nope, doesn't really matter, I guess. Height isn't a requirement per se. I mean, like juggs said...in the end, if I like her enough, who cares? I was just wondering what other people thought.

Chronolever - Sorry to hear that man. Hope everything works out for the best.

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Posted 11 March 2010 - 12:20 AM

You must be THIS tall to ride the Demonstreh-heh-hehhhh.

ALSO. RE: INSANE CHICK WITH HUGE TITS.

As of Hangout Four (last time she and I hung out) I can safely assume that she is becoming exponentially less mentally stable every time she is around me. Most people would assume she just likes me a lot. I had assumed that too. BUT SHE IS ACTUALLY TOTALLY INSANE. Not even the "totally crazy" that is my sort of thing. She is way too far beyond that for my taste. She wants to hang out on tomorrow (friday). I don't know if I want that to happen. This has become less of a "GIRLS!" subject and more of an 11:60 story about my transformation from man to petrified shell of a man.

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Posted 11 March 2010 - 01:36 AM

Guys: what do you think of short girls? I'm talking tiiiny. Like 5 foot and skinny. I met a girl who's pretty rad but I'm not sure how I feel about the height thing. I mean I'm 5'9 so I'm not really tall, but I can't help but think about it. Always looking down, having to bend over to kiss, etc. What would my friends (who are mostly dating or married to taller girls) think? Would sex be awkward?? Would our kids be short too? Would I just get used to it and say fuck you world? I feel like I'm being incredibly shallow. I've never dated a really short girl though, so...I don't know. Only one way to find out :ph34r:


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Posted 11 March 2010 - 02:00 AM

Guys: what do you think of short girls?

I'm 5'10 and my girlfriend is 4'11. I have no issues.

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Posted 11 March 2010 - 02:12 AM

i've found that typically speaking, girls who are shorter also have smaller nether regions. this makes sense.

this also means that even an average penis can seem like omg geez amazing size.

and with this, bye Girls thread, i'll visit you again in 8 months.

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Posted 11 March 2010 - 02:47 AM

Well my girlfriend told me she wants to take a 2 week break from me to get her thoughts in order as she has some doubts about our relationship. She says I'm perfect and so great and I treat her the way she wants to be treated, yet she's doing this for some reason.

She hasn't had any relationship thats lasted over 3 months and we've been together for almost a year. Could she be having commitment issues?

God the next 2 weeks are going to suck.

Oh dang. :(


You must be THIS tall to ride the Demonstreh-heh-hehhhh.

I wanted to post something along these lines yesterday, but decided against it. +1 for doing it in my place.



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