when me and jacki have our next orgy, its gonna be a race called "how many times can i come and leave her ass in the dust"
my ass will be dusty
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Started by JKT, Jan 27 2006 01:22 PM
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Posted 03 May 2011 - 11:52 AM
my ass will be dusty
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Posted 03 May 2011 - 01:30 PM
Yeah in all seriousness, when I break my THIRTY YEAR DRY SPELL, I'm wondering if I'll even be able to stop. For days, never ending Bone City. Woe betide the poor girl on the other end of that sexual thrashing. Then again, who knows.
I wouldn't count your prepubescent years in your dry spell. It's like a 16 year old kid saying, "I've gone 16 years without being kissed by a girl!" Yeah, well, you've only given a shit about girls for a year and a half.
Also, there's a good chance your first time will last under 30 seconds.
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Posted 03 May 2011 - 01:34 PM
Or you can be like me and not be able to cum at all. For the first several times. Like, months.Also, there's a good chance your first time will last under 30 seconds.
I greatly preferred this problem over the alternative.
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Posted 03 May 2011 - 01:35 PM
when me and jacki have our next orgy, its gonna be a race called "how many times can i come and leave her ass in the dust"
do boldly go where a lot of shizzies have gone before.
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Posted 03 May 2011 - 01:38 PM
Or you can be like me and not be able to cum at all. For the first several times. Like, months.Also, there's a good chance your first time will last under 30 seconds.
I greatly preferred this problem over the alternative.
NOOOOOO shit. I mean, you took care of that manually though right?
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Posted 03 May 2011 - 01:47 PM
I've gone 37 years without being a transvestite.
Yeah in all seriousness, when I break my THIRTY YEAR DRY SPELL, I'm wondering if I'll even be able to stop. For days, never ending Bone City. Woe betide the poor girl on the other end of that sexual thrashing. Then again, who knows.
I wouldn't count your prepubescent years in your dry spell. It's like a 16 year old kid saying, "I've gone 16 years without being kissed by a girl!" Yeah, well, you've only given a shit about girls for a year and a half.
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Posted 03 May 2011 - 01:48 PM
SPOILER: your first time is going to be fucking awkward as fuck.
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Posted 03 May 2011 - 02:26 PM
SPOILER: your first time is going to be fucking awkward as fuck.
So I've heard.
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Posted 03 May 2011 - 03:22 PM
Obviously. And I could get off from other stuff. But actual sex, no dice.
Or you can be like me and not be able to cum at all. For the first several times. Like, months.Also, there's a good chance your first time will last under 30 seconds.
I greatly preferred this problem over the alternative.
NOOOOOO shit. I mean, you took care of that manually though right?
And from the two other girls I've been with since then, it seems to be a recurring issue with me. New sexual partner = inability to cum through actual sex. But, whatever. I mean, orgasms are great but it's not the most important thing to me. It only lasts for a short time, great sex can last for a long time.
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Posted 03 May 2011 - 03:23 PM
Thanks, DeathMask!Stopped in to congratulate Demonstray! Congrats bro, may you never have a dry spell. Going past 2 years, I just don't seem to care anymore.
I'm still a virgin, to clarify...but I'm not as MUCH of a virgin....And the next time I see her, I will not be.
She's told me I have no choice. Hahahaha
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Posted 03 May 2011 - 03:31 PM
Lol rape is funny.
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Posted 03 May 2011 - 04:14 PM
Obviously. And I could get off from other stuff. But actual sex, no dice.
Or you can be like me and not be able to cum at all. For the first several times. Like, months.Also, there's a good chance your first time will last under 30 seconds.
I greatly preferred this problem over the alternative.
NOOOOOO shit. I mean, you took care of that manually though right?
And from the two other girls I've been with since then, it seems to be a recurring issue with me. New sexual partner = inability to cum through actual sex. But, whatever. I mean, orgasms are great but it's not the most important thing to me. It only lasts for a short time, great sex can last for a long time.
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Posted 03 May 2011 - 06:14 PM
Can't rape the willing.
Lol rape is funny.
But you can will the raping.
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