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#24196 Ryan8bit

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 06:50 AM

Yeah, Sandy was totally a 10. Even the Meteor knew it.
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#24197 Spookmeister C

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 09:00 AM

Goddamn Pieness you are too hilarious. Total 10.

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I think that the only way you're going to nail a 10 (or 11) girl is if you have millions of dollars, a non maniac mansion, a bichon frise with a bow on it's head, a yacht, and multiple fast cars! i'm so sorry :/

 


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Posted 04 May 2012 - 01:16 PM

I think that the only way you're going to nail a 10 (or 11) girl is if you have millions of dollars, a non maniac mansion, a bichon frise with a bow on it's head, a yacht, and multiple fast cars! i'm so sorry :/

What about if I have 5 guitars?
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Posted 04 May 2012 - 01:19 PM


I think that the only way you're going to nail a 10 (or 11) girl is if you have millions of dollars, a non maniac mansion, a bichon frise with a bow on it's head, a yacht, and multiple fast cars! i'm so sorry :/

What about if I have 5 guitars?

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#24200 Sam

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 02:51 PM

It's Claire's birthday today, so I got up with the baby this morning and let her sleep in. When she finally got up, she wanted a muffin for breakfast, so Percy and I made a quick trip to the grocery store to get a chocolate chip muffin and a cup of coffee. Pretty soon, her friend will come by to babysit for a little bit so that Claire and I can go out to dinner and get a nice dessert (which is what she really wants). Also, I got her Kareshi's book, "Final Act," and she is excited.

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#24201 arise_shine

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Posted 07 May 2012 - 08:09 AM



I think that the only way you're going to nail a 10 (or 11) girl is if you have millions of dollars, a non maniac mansion, a bichon frise with a bow on it's head, a yacht, and multiple fast cars! i'm so sorry :/

What about if I have 5 guitars?

only if its
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Posted 09 May 2012 - 09:46 PM

@cetera:
Dude, I can totally relate to where you're coming from. My situation parallels your in many regards. I've never dated a girl that I've felt lucky to be with. Each of my girlfriends has had certain major issues. None of them has been incredibly stunning. I once went out for two dates with a gorgeous 9 and had a shot but screwed up due to inexperience.

Anyway, I have two thoughts. There is absolutely nothing wrong with wanting to be with an incredibly physically attractive woman. That desire is hard-wired in your genes as a man. However, due to the rise in obesity (now over 40% of women are overweight) and the generally bitchiness of girls in America, there is a decreased pool of attractive women available. Therefore, the average man now has to bring about twice as much game to attract a reasonably attractive woman as he would have 40-50 years ago.

In the end you basically have three options:
Balls of Steel - Work out religiously, craft your life to be awesome, approach every gorgeous woman you can...etc.
Requirements: Dedication, lots of work, tons of raw testosterone.
Reward: Dating much hotter women

Settle - Accept your current level of attractiveness along with the kind of girls you can date, and try to enjoy it.

Opt Out - Determine that dating in the modern world isn't worth it and spend your time, money and energy doing things you love.

A few things:

--keep having this attitude and you'll keep seeing the general bitchiness of american women.
--Mathamatically/Logically, you're wrong. In the past 40-50 years the earth's population has doubled, therefore, chance are still the same.
--It truly astounds me that, with this mentality, you are finding anyone even close to your standards.

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i don't care either way. male or female, you're a professional so grip these nuts and tell me they're okay. thanks.


#24203 weener

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Posted 09 May 2012 - 09:55 PM

--It truly astounds me that, with this mentality, you are finding anyone even close to your standards.


I doubt he is. Virginal Christian supermodels who are willing to marry/submit to the whims of a virginal Christian MRA who thinks she shouldn't be allowed to vote are probably like needles in haystacks.

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#24204 toadette

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Posted 09 May 2012 - 10:03 PM

Yeah, he'll probably end up with a mildly attractive, overweight American girl who has a bitchy attitude.

God is a comedian with an audience too afraid to laugh


i don't care either way. male or female, you're a professional so grip these nuts and tell me they're okay. thanks.


#24205 weener

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Posted 09 May 2012 - 10:22 PM

To get the kind of submissive attitude he wants, she would probably have to be so desperate for affirmation that there's something really wrong with her. Most of the Christian virgins, especially the hot ones, don't make it past 21 without getting married, so you have to either act then or marry a much younger woman.

Maybe Theo could find some ultra-right wing Fundamentalist Christian dad who has a really attractive teenage daughter who has been homeschooled and bossed around her whole life that he could buy.

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#24206 I Am Wizwars

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Posted 09 May 2012 - 11:15 PM

Yeah, he'll probably end up with a mildly attractive, overweight American girl who has a bitchy attitude.

Is this a reference to Pax '07? Because if so, well done!
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#24207 TheoConfidor

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 02:38 AM

@weener: You seem to be quite the expert on both submissiveness AND factual accuracy.

#24208 weener

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 02:41 AM

@weener: You seem to be quite the expert on both submissiveness AND factual accuracy.


Submissiveness: nope

Factual accuracy: I try

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#24209 TheoConfidor

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 02:45 AM

Factual accuracy: I try


...virginal Christian MRA...


Well, you're 1 for 3 tonight. I guess 33% factual accuracy isn't bad if that's what you're shooting for...

#24210 weener

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 03:02 AM

Not my fault if you don't keep the Shizz updated on your wheelings and dealings. You've explicitly stated that you are two of those and definitely seem like the third. If you've had a change of heart or gotten married then I've missed it.

I am proudly a virgin, and will remain so until I am married to a wonderful woman.


Obviously, as a devout Christian, I am firmly opposed to all forms of extramarital sex on grounds of it being immoral.


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So which two did you lose: your virginity, your religion, or your sense of male entitlement?

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