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#16 Akumu

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Posted 27 January 2006 - 02:02 PM

Also, http://www.youtube.c...-NoQirEb0&eurl=

Is that a vid? If so, I have to wait till after work :(

edit: We need Fluxy and MissA in this thread to lambast us all or something.

and Luiza to confirm im awesome

just saying
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#17 ShawnPhase

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Posted 27 January 2006 - 02:03 PM

god i just need my big butt up in your mouth.
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#18 Kirk

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Posted 27 January 2006 - 02:04 PM

Splakk those yams.
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#19 norg

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Posted 27 January 2006 - 02:06 PM

Ok, I'll admit that I'm no casa blanca

Don't you mean casanova?

chevy nova?

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#20 Clonetrooper

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Posted 27 January 2006 - 02:08 PM

Wow, aint that video the truth.

Luckly the best comments i get out of women is "You're such a dork."
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Posted 27 January 2006 - 02:12 PM

Nah its true that nice guys finish last. So im pretty much fucked.

My good friend is totally indifferent (borderline being a dick) to girls....and they just throw themselves at him...he doesnt even care. Hes got like 8 prospects right now.

Of course you could say "Hey Val, you be a dick then" but thats not me. I want a girl to like me for me. I dont want to have to put on an act.

Just be yourself.
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#22 Spookmeister C

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Posted 27 January 2006 - 02:13 PM

I dunno Spook, I make all the girls I work with laugh, but I'm just the "nice guy" to them...

That's when you ask for their number and if they'd like to hang out sometime.
Do I have to come over and walk you through it?
Because I will.
I'll even bring walkie talkies if you think it'll help.
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Posted 27 January 2006 - 02:16 PM

I dunno Spook, I make all the girls I work with laugh, but I'm just the "nice guy" to them...

That's when you ask for their number and if they'd like to hang out sometime.
Do I have to come over and walk you through it?
Because I will.
I'll even bring walkie talkies if you think it'll help.

No see thats where they are like

"Aw your so nice. But your not my type." Which really translates into "Your a loser. I want some guy to violate me and make me cry, not make me feel good about myself because im stupid."
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#24 norg

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Posted 27 January 2006 - 02:20 PM

<prozax> DON'T SAY IT
<prozax> DON'T SAY IT
<vrit> "you're"
<prozax> DON'T SAY IT
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that irl is POUISONNNNNNNN
-bel gbig edvo

 

 

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#25 Spookmeister C

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Posted 27 January 2006 - 02:21 PM

No, you keep trying. Question their ability to judge you and how they know you're not their type. They may reconsider. Or you get to know them better and adapt. You should also consider a variety of choices of women before focusing on trying to get just one. Always have a backup!
I've learned over the past year that any guy can get any girl if they try hard enough, even if they're already in a relationship. Just don't go all psycho and fuck it up like I did.
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#26 raubhimself

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Posted 27 January 2006 - 02:26 PM

Also, http://www.youtube.c...-NoQirEb0&eurl=

KS

thanks to that link i found the jeffree star interviews on there :lol:


spook, go grab a CB radio and head on over. but i'm inclinded to agree with Va|ence
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#27 Clonetrooper

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Posted 27 January 2006 - 02:28 PM

I dunno Spook, I make all the girls I work with laugh, but I'm just the "nice guy" to them...

That's when you ask for their number and if they'd like to hang out sometime.
Do I have to come over and walk you through it?
Because I will.
I'll even bring walkie talkies if you think it'll help.

This I have tried! It has worked only a few times but the date overall showed me the uglynes that is their personality.

Thank god for alcohol :ph34r:
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#28 Akumu

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Posted 27 January 2006 - 02:28 PM

Spook's right
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#29 Ryan8bit

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Posted 27 January 2006 - 02:31 PM

I dunno Spook, I make all the girls I work with laugh, but I'm just the "nice guy" to them...

That's when you ask for their number and if they'd like to hang out sometime.
Do I have to come over and walk you through it?
Because I will.
I'll even bring walkie talkies if you think it'll help.

No see thats where they are like

"Aw your so nice. But your not my type." Which really translates into "Your a loser. I want some guy to violate me and make me cry, not make me feel good about myself because im stupid."

While there are some girls like that, most of them think that nice people are too easy to walk over or push around. And it's probably not the niceness they sense, but lack of confidence, or vulnerability.

Girls want a nice guy, but they don't want a pussy because they already have one.
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#30 thecreeper

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Posted 27 January 2006 - 02:36 PM

Girls want a nice guy, but they don't want a pussy because they already have one.

ryan, that is the funniest fucking comment i've seen in ages.

hahahaha
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