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#31 Eric Dude

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Posted 27 January 2006 - 02:40 PM

Ryan and George: Hilarious comments in this thread- thanks for saving the day!
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i cross'd a barrier into SCOOPvilLe yesterday and dunked with the best jammers and fresh dip ballers roundabout through an awesome bomb dunk party.


#32 MrBoglin

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Posted 27 January 2006 - 02:46 PM

The main thing is to be confident. Don't appear cocky, but make sure to make some confidence known. Try saying things like, "I'm hot, you should do me" or, "Dude, my dick is HUGE, you wanna hang out later and check it out?" But no matter what happens, always depart by saying, "Arright, I'ma hit you up on the 2-way later. Text me later, you fat ho."
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Posted 27 January 2006 - 02:54 PM

The main thing is to be confident. Don't appear cocky, but make sure to make some confidence known. Try saying things like, "I'm hot, you should do me" or, "Dude, my dick is HUGE, you wanna hang out later and check it out?" But no matter what happens, always depart by saying, "Arright, I'ma hit you up on the 2-way later. Text me later, you fat ho."

YOURE WHACKTIFIED
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#34 DoctorBlackJack

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Posted 27 January 2006 - 03:01 PM

Well, I'll throw in my lil tittybits. I'm not sure if we can have many absolute facts on girls, because there's only one fact that I can hold true to girls: they are crazy. Girls have their own reasoning which will ALWAYS make sense to them, and never EVER make sense to us, and vice versa (even though we are right :P ).

With that said, I think it was spook... who was talking about you can get any girl if you really want to. Which is true, because there are the girls who will put you through so much BS and so much nonsense and hurt, that if you keep coming back for more, what's going to stop them from dishing it out? So, eventually they can see that you're a "keeper". Now, I don't think that's a "relationship" any of us ever want to be in, but yes, if persistence leading to insanity is your goal, you can do it!

I've suddenly drawn a blank and will most likely contribute more details about my own experience, but for now: don't ever say anything to a girl you wouldn't say to your best friend. And the other thing, there are just some things that you can NEVER talk to a girl about.
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dude. you can't head in hands yourself...


#35 David R. Gumby

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Posted 27 January 2006 - 03:04 PM

www.realdoll.com

Admin note: Please label all links that are not safe for work appropriately!!! Yep, even if it is a doll. People can get fired 'n' stuff, mmm-kay? Thank you for respecting your fellow workin' shizzies. -JohnMFer

Edited by johnMFer, 27 January 2006 - 03:33 PM.

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Posted 27 January 2006 - 03:06 PM

www.realdoll.com

That....is....scary
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#37 atomic-guy

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Posted 27 January 2006 - 03:09 PM

Well, I'll throw in my lil tittybits. I'm not sure if we can have many absolute facts on girls, because there's only one fact that I can hold true to girls: they are crazy.

i'm inclined to say i'm pretty fucking crazy myself
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and maybe even bring your lovable friend ratboy. or evilsonic, whatever his name is.


#38 DoctorBlackJack

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Posted 27 January 2006 - 03:16 PM

There's good crazy and bad crazy though.

Anyway, David, this is my vote to most doll-like looking girl other than Francesca Dani, Behold Juno
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dude. you can't head in hands yourself...


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Posted 27 January 2006 - 03:17 PM

yea dude, i'm just being an ass :P
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and maybe even bring your lovable friend ratboy. or evilsonic, whatever his name is.


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Posted 27 January 2006 - 03:18 PM

There's good crazy and bad crazy though.

Anyway, David, this is my vote to most doll-like looking girl other than Francesca Dani, Behold Juno
http://img363.images...uno032355og.jpg

Wait do you mean Doll that looks like a girl or girl that looks like a doll ?

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#41 DoctorBlackJack

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Posted 27 January 2006 - 03:20 PM

Sorry thread creator, I didn't mean to hijack with pictures of girls so I tried to edit my post... <_<

Anyway... Juno is a girl who looks like a doll
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dude. you can't head in hands yourself...


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Posted 27 January 2006 - 03:24 PM

Ok, I'll admit that I'm no casa blanca

Don't you mean casanova?

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#43 The Akkadian

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Posted 27 January 2006 - 03:25 PM

Ok, I'll admit that I'm no casa blanca

Don't you mean casanova?

chevy nova?

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Bossanova dude!!!!










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#44 Naz

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Posted 27 January 2006 - 03:30 PM

generally, i get the "i only view you as a friend, and i don't think we'd work" response.

all my female friends think i'm the nicest guy i know, its just i don't really click well enough to be datable.

my only advice, is don't worry so much about it, cause things tend to work out when you're not looking for it.
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Posted 27 January 2006 - 03:36 PM

my only advice, is don't worry so much about it, cause things tend to work out when you're not looking for it.

to be completely honest this is so fucking true
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