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#16 Arm Cannon

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Posted 21 February 2007 - 09:22 PM

hey ducky, let me stick the 7-inch in the computer


Definitely the most WTF line ever in Batdance.

The groove part to "Vicky Vale" was amazing.
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Posted 21 February 2007 - 09:30 PM

Q: What are you?

A: I'm Batman.
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Posted 22 February 2007 - 01:49 AM

IMPURE POST!



I can't help it though, Batman Forever is on TV, and it just sucks SO MUCH ASS.



Tommy Face Jones just trapped Batman in a tank when he went to rescue a security guard, when suddenly.......


"OH NO! IT'S BOILING HOT ACID!!!!!"


hahaha, I can't stop laughing, I'll be crying before this ones through....
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Posted 22 February 2007 - 02:06 AM

What kind of world do we live in...... Where there's a man dressed up like a BAT!

Or something like that.

You...Are my number 1....guy.........
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Posted 22 February 2007 - 06:43 AM

What kind of world do we live in...... Where there's a man dressed up like a BAT!

Or something like that.

You...Are my number 1....guy.........


What kind of crazy, mixed up world, do we live in
where a man dressed up like a BAT
gets all of my press?

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Oh, I got a live one here!
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Posted 22 February 2007 - 06:57 AM

I hear he ain't even human.
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Posted 22 February 2007 - 07:50 AM

"You weight a little more than 108."
"Oh really."


Plus I love it when he talks to the batmobile:

"Stop."
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Posted 22 February 2007 - 03:04 PM

i think the biggest bummer about batman forever is that harvey dent is played by tommy lee jones and not billy dee williams. what the hell? are we supposed to forget harvey dent was lando in the first one?

also big up to jet porkins as lt. eckhardt (RIP)

star wars and batman. like this, son!
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Posted 22 February 2007 - 03:35 PM

"New and improved Joker products! With a new secret ingredient: SMILEX. Let's go to our blind taste test: Uh oh, he's not happy. He's been using Brand Xssssss! But with new Joker brand... I get a grin, again, and again!

That luscious tan, those ruby lips, and hair color, so natural, only your undertaker knows for sure. Aha ha ha ha ha ha, I know what you're saying, 'Where can I get these fine new items?' Well, that's the gag. Chances are, you've bought 'em already! Hah ha ha!

So remember, put on a happy face!"

and

"Love that Joker!"

i think the biggest bummer about batman forever is that harvey dent is played by tommy lee jones and not billy dee williams. what the hell? are we supposed to forget harvey dent was lando in the first one?

Oh, and BATMAN was totally different person too. =)

Anyway, I don't think there can be a "biggest bummer" about that movie, it's like dropping dirt on dirt.
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#25 TheRealFalkBlues

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Posted 22 February 2007 - 03:57 PM

i think the biggest bummer about batman forever is that harvey dent is played by tommy lee jones and not billy dee williams. what the hell? are we supposed to forget harvey dent was lando in the first one?

Oh, and BATMAN was totally different person too. =)

Anyway, I don't think there can be a "biggest bummer" about that movie, it's like dropping dirt on dirt.

Well, It's no Batman and Robin. That's for sure. [/sarcasm]

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Posted 22 February 2007 - 04:13 PM

Whatever genius decided to team up Danny Elfman and Prince for the soundtrack should be getting blowjobs 24/7. It's like the greatest goddamn idea I've ever heard.
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Posted 22 February 2007 - 04:19 PM

"That you? Sugarbubs?"

"No, not sugarbubs."
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Posted 22 February 2007 - 04:58 PM

Whatever genius decided to team up Danny Elfman and Prince for the soundtrack should be getting blowjobs 24/7. It's like the greatest goddamn idea I've ever heard.

YES

Whatever genius decided to team up Danny Elfman and Prince for the soundtrack should be getting blowjobs 24/7. It's like the greatest goddamn idea I've ever heard.

OMG YES

Whatever genius decided to team up Danny Elfman and Prince for the soundtrack should be getting blowjobs 24/7. It's like the greatest goddamn idea I've ever heard.

SERIOUSLY

Whatever genius decided to team up Danny Elfman and Prince for the soundtrack should be getting blowjobs 24/7. It's like the greatest goddamn idea I've ever heard.

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Posted 22 February 2007 - 05:05 PM

"New and improved Joker products! With a new secret ingredient: SMILEX. Let's go to our blind taste test: Uh oh, he's not happy. He's been using Brand Xssssss! But with new Joker brand... I get a grin, again, and again!

That luscious tan, those ruby lips, and hair color, so natural, only your undertaker knows for sure. Aha ha ha ha ha ha, I know what you're saying, 'Where can I get these fine new items?' Well, that's the gag. Chances are, you've bought 'em already! Hah ha ha!

So remember, put on a happy face!"

and

"Love that Joker!"

i think the biggest bummer about batman forever is that harvey dent is played by tommy lee jones and not billy dee williams. what the hell? are we supposed to forget harvey dent was lando in the first one?

Oh, and BATMAN was totally different person too. =)

Anyway, I don't think there can be a "biggest bummer" about that movie, it's like dropping dirt on dirt.



first, whoa, you're the king of batman quotes for remembering and typing that all out. secondly, yeah not the same batman, but at least they were both the same race. they both kind of looked the same with the mask on anyway.
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Posted 23 February 2007 - 11:30 AM

I actually bought the Batman Anthology last night for 25 bucks. Awesome stuff.
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