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Posted 11 July 2007 - 05:03 AM

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#32 wizardcombat

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Posted 12 July 2007 - 03:56 AM

Tiny Diet.

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Posted 12 July 2007 - 04:00 AM

Parroty Thread?

More like MYNA THREAT.

Recent surveys of common myna populations indicate the birds are spreading out from established populations in Canberra towards Superb Parrot habitat to the north. As the common myna competes with native birds for nesting hollows, there is concern it may soon pose a threat to the Superb Parrot. It could also impact on other hollow-dependent species such as squirrel gliders. In a landscape where hollows are rare and limiting population growth for threatened species, competition from common mynas could have a major impact on native birds and animals.


Now I am wondering...If there is a Superb Parrot, is there also a Superb Owl?
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Posted 12 July 2007 - 06:34 AM

Now I am wondering...If there is a Superb Parrot, is there also a Superb Owl?

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Posted 12 July 2007 - 08:17 AM

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Posted 12 July 2007 - 08:44 AM

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Posted 12 July 2007 - 03:16 PM

SQUAWK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE

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Posted 12 July 2007 - 03:24 PM

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Posted 18 July 2007 - 08:47 PM

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Posted 18 July 2007 - 09:32 PM

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Posted 18 July 2007 - 09:37 PM

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Posted 21 July 2007 - 11:40 PM

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Posted 22 July 2007 - 01:28 AM

i got 5/




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Posted 22 July 2007 - 02:30 AM

i got 5/




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Posted 22 July 2007 - 02:45 AM

i got five weirding modules right heree.


cause i am th kwizatz haderach
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