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[Sunny]

Magfest is only a few months away
With my Shizzie friends, I will play
Some exciting games
I might forget your names
But in my heart, you'll always stay


LOLZ!!!!!! I'm sooooo cheesy!

[xoc]

I'm trying to write a reply
of insults for Weener -- and why?
I can't get beyond it, she
hasn't responded, to
"POSTNOODPIXKPLZTHXBYE"

[evilsonic]

Oh these limmericks are all sucking balls,
I don't think you're giving your all.
Bitingly rude,
With some fierce attitude,
That makes us question your gall.

[Leonidus]

Evilsonic might think our rhymes lack
But he hates mine just cause I'm black
He's the k-k-k
Of rhyming wordplay
And acts like he's always on crack

[evilsonic]

Man, why can't we all get along,
Would harmony really be wrong?
Don't act so obsessive,
My rhymes are progressive,
I sing of tolerance in every song.

[Nick The Newbie]

Sonic, you're getting real cocky
Your rhymes are pretty damn sloppy
You've got no care for prose
You just throw words in rows
In fact...




Your limericks, at best, are quite rocky.












YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[I Am Spamtron]

he is a doctor of meds
he is a doctor of meds
his dad is a cop
his dad is a cop
doctor of medicine yeah








NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[weener]

So xoc says that he wants to see
Some nude photographs of my body
So he must not suspect
That sharp eyes can detect
That "Two Girls, One Cup" features me!

[evilsonic]

I'll admit that I'm not at my peak,
But don't ever dare call my rhymes weak.
I'm like Rocky in 3,
Eye of the tiger in me,
Your chances against me are bleak.

[TheoConfidor]

Your insults are lamer than cripples
Always begging near stoplights in triples
You better watch out
What comes out of your spout
Before your tongue causes too many ripples

[Nick The Newbie]

Theo, I don't understand
Where are you pointing you hand?
You scream and you shout
Who are you calling out?
On whom does your insult land?

[Cliffhanger]

You shizzies arn't doing this right,
you've run out of all of your fight,
pick some dood
and get really rude
no matter if its after midnight.

[TheoConfidor]

I have decided to enter the fray
And join in this raucous wordplay
I may have no skill
Lacking words that can kill
Yet I dazzle with verbal display

[cetera]

IF YOU GOT BEEF,
DROP IT HERE

[Tim 200X]

nice resurrection, but limerick fail