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#4051 Ranger

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 03:59 PM

 

My favorite pairs of underwear were developing holes in the crotch.  So I bought new pairs, which looked identical on the package, but apparently Calvin Klein Marty McFly changed the fit and they're nowhere near as comfortable.

 

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#4052 MegaMatt

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 05:15 PM

i don't have enough time in my life to do a Kid Dracula solo cover album

 

Just cover level 2 then


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 Hooky fuck I picked a great taco Bell. The woman at the front of the line is painstakingly asking every price, she just ordered a cheesy horror crunch with just cheese and sorcery nothing else, Questor with just beef nothing else, one soft Teddi with 3x cheese, double sour Satan, nothing else. Quivering now the man behind her orders a taxi BVSc to Yusuf Khan, two tweaks with dignity Leuven and no beef??? And a cheesy fissure crunch with extra extra Chertsey and chickenpox nothing else. Fucking hell people it's taco vein not your last meal on earth


#4053 ErichWK

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 05:34 PM

i don't have enough time in my life to do a Kid Dracula solo cover album


Just cover level 2 then

WHAT ABOUT LEVEL 1!?? AND ENDING CREDITS?! AND THEN ALL THE JAMMING GAMEBOY TRACKS! no. If I am to do it, I'm gonna do it right.
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#4054 Katamari

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 06:19 PM

I don't have enough time in my life to do a Quake 2 cover album

 

and yet here i am


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#4055 mooniniteG

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 06:46 PM

Think about how much more time you'd have if you quit going to orgies.
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#4056 nEwT

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Posted 06 December 2017 - 07:19 PM

Think about how much more time you'd have if you quit going to orgies.


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#4057 Daemon9623

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Posted 07 December 2017 - 04:21 AM

 

 

i don't have enough time in my life to do a Kid Dracula solo cover album


Just cover level 2 then

WHAT ABOUT LEVEL 1!?? AND ENDING CREDITS?! AND THEN ALL THE JAMMING GAMEBOY TRACKS! no. If I am to do it, I'm gonna do it right.

 

This is defeatist quitter talk. Knock that shit off or we'll be forced to do a moonie-level call-out thread on you.


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Photobucket sucks but you can still listen to and download my stupid album!


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#4058 joe.distort

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Posted 07 December 2017 - 11:28 AM

i kinda feel like dipping my toes back into dating but i have no idea where to start

-i have sworn off online sites

-i dont go to bars except for shows

-the popular suggestion from old people, 'go to singles events!', all sound awful/ not conducive to my personality or the personality of women i would be interested in aka: weirdos

 

on a related note i always laugh at radio ads for singles groups that are like 'HEY GUYS WE GOT WHITE WATER RAFTING, WINE TASTING AND EVEN TRIPS TO ITALY' and i'm like 'wow thats my average week right there! sign me up!'

 

so apparently my actual first world problem is...not enough white water rafting in my life? sounds right, somehow


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#4059 mig50

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Posted 07 December 2017 - 03:08 PM

joe lets go to an awful singles event together.
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#4060 joe.distort

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Posted 07 December 2017 - 03:12 PM

joe lets go to an awful singles event together.

i kinda like this idea


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#4061 Ranger

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Posted 07 December 2017 - 09:57 PM

Netflix keeps shooting their most interesting original TV series in an aspect ratio that's not 16:9.  Screw you, letterbox. 

 

Edit: Also I can't decide whether to watch Dark in dubbed English or original German with subtitles.  The dubs are pretty good, but it's still weird.


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#4062 mooniniteG

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Posted 07 December 2017 - 10:09 PM

What's not in 16:9?

 

EDIT: Never mind. Yah, black bars on the bottom and top is probably a film aspect ratio.


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