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#4126 John MFer

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Posted 05 June 2019 - 08:50 AM

You guys are lucky to be able to buy stuff at Target. Back when shopping at the mall was a thing people didn't understand why I hated going, because they don't realize when you're 6'6" nothing is long enough. You could literally walk into any store and find nothing that would fit me. Thank Dog for the Internet, and good riddance, malls. 


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#4127 Smeg

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Posted 05 June 2019 - 09:10 AM

The pump kicked when my tank was at 3/4 and I assumed it was full and now I need gas again already :/
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#4128 Smeg

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Posted 08 June 2019 - 07:33 AM

Addendum: all the gas station pumps now have frickin video screens now blaring ads with sound that never turn off ugh :(

Also I was going to restring this morning and the little D'Addario baggie was giving me trouble, so I cut it open with my wire cutters and cut the ball end right off of the low B string...after I'd already cut the old one off the guitar :(
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#4129 Jace

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Posted 08 June 2019 - 03:21 PM

It's impossible for me to get motivated today because it has been raining/thundering in the most perfectly pleasant way all day that makes being indoors in general feel like a paralyzingly cozy womb.
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#4130 pingosimon

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Posted 08 June 2019 - 03:28 PM

Without knowing precisely how cozy you are...would you say you're a big, toasty cinnamon bun?


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#4131 Jace

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Posted 08 June 2019 - 05:31 PM

Not quite that level, but close.


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#4132 Smeg

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Posted 14 June 2019 - 08:56 AM

These Bluetooth headphones a) drain from 70% to 30% much quicker than from 100% to 70% and B) start chiming constantly once they reach 30%, because that last 30% may as well be useless.

Additional: lowercase b + close parenthesis is not a shades emoji that doesn't even make sense
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#4133 mooniniteG

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Posted 15 June 2019 - 05:35 PM

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#4134 brodan

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Posted 17 June 2019 - 08:15 AM

they took away bagel mondays at work.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i should probably quit


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#4135 Smeg

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Posted 17 June 2019 - 09:01 AM

Unconscionable
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#4136 Demonstray

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Posted 17 June 2019 - 10:45 AM

they told me no more Whoppers at Burger King. i ain't say nothin'








i just started murdering


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You don't see me going to ice cream socials and not eating ice cream and socializing.


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Posted 19 June 2019 - 05:47 PM

I'm actually so depressed that I just made macros on my phone to play an idle game for me with as little user input as possible.
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You don't see me going to ice cream socials and not eating ice cream and socializing.


#4138 armor

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Posted 19 June 2019 - 06:19 PM

This is a dystopian checkpoint. :(

I think Philip K Dick is a prophet, not an author, but the church hasn't been accepting new prophets for a while now...
 

Addendum: all the gas station pumps now have frickin video screens now blaring ads with sound that never turn off ugh :(

Also I was going to restring this morning and the little D'Addario baggie was giving me trouble, so I cut it open with my wire cutters and cut the ball end right off of the low B string...after I'd already cut the old one off the guitar :(

My mom sent a textile gift in the mail and I opened it with scissors and it came out of the packing looking like a Charlie Brown ghost costume. D'oh.


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#4139 BornInCrimson

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Posted 13 July 2019 - 12:25 PM

Took a job this last week that has a lot of responsibilities and work but man the pay is great. It'll last till the end of the year and maybe open up some other opportunities. It also means I have to take an additional fitness test sooner than planned, but I get kinda paid for an hour and a half of exercise + hygiene a day.

Also I made a reddit post that got to 49.8k votes, but apparently only got like 10% of that in actual karma.
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All men dream, but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds, wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act on their dreams with open eyes, to make them possible.


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#4140 Valence

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Posted 18 July 2019 - 06:46 PM

twitter changed and I hate it


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