They would have to be better than the Red Delicious I just had though.
Your first mistake was buying red delicious. Only half that statement is true. They are red, but I don't recall ever thinking one was delicious. I should hire me some Lionel Hutz, who can sue the apple industry for false advertising as soon as his similar case against the Never Ending Story settles.
They were my go-to apple of choice for a very long time, mainly because they were cheap and pretty much in season all the time and at one point, I did like them, but that is clearly not the case anymore.