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#1 abernaut

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Posted 21 September 2008 - 04:43 PM

On Foreign Policy:

Shaq has been all around the world several times

Palin: Can see Russia from Alaska and just got her passport last year.

On being Commander in Chief

Shaq: Has been on SWAT missions, and can shatter the backboard when he's dunking if he tries hard enough.

Palin: thinks the Iraq war is a task from god.
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#2 Tony

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Posted 21 September 2008 - 05:32 PM

on nicknames:

shaq: "Shaq", "The Diesel", "Shaq Fu", "The Big Aristotle", "The Big Daddy", "Superman", "The Big Agave, "The Big Cactus", "The Big Shaqtus", "The Big Galactus, "Wilt Chamberneezy", "The Big Baryshnikov", "Dr. Shaq"

palin: "Barracuda", "VPILF"

editor's note: i only heard of shaq, the diesel, shaq fu, the big aristotle, and the big cactus. the rest came from shaq's wikipedia page. my new favorite is Wilt Chamberneezy. it's also worth noting that Heart got totally pissed at the RNC for them playing Barracuda after Palin's speech.
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Posted 22 September 2008 - 08:50 AM

on milfness:

Palin:
two thumbs up

Shaq:
not so much

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Posted 27 October 2013 - 09:36 AM

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#5 weener

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Posted 27 October 2013 - 04:43 PM

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#6 mothrock

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Posted 28 October 2013 - 01:06 PM

http://www.shaqfu.com/ourmission.php

 

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