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Started by MetalBishop, Oct 29 2009 11:07 AM
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Spookmeister C
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Posted 29 October 2009 - 04:04 PM
haha I want a copy if Nario's peen will be in it.
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I think that the only way you're going to nail a 10 (or 11) girl is if you have millions of dollars, a non maniac mansion, a bichon frise with a bow on it's head, a yacht, and multiple fast cars! i'm so sorry :/
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MetalBishop
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Posted 29 October 2009 - 04:29 PM
yes :\awkward boners are not funny
they doom you to a life of shame and hiding. ever got a boner in hospital scrub pants?
still havent gotten that e-mail . . . . . . . . . .
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Posted 29 October 2009 - 04:58 PM
are you publishing a magazine?
i am a pornographer! I produce and publish the porn that other women fap to. I'm not in the porn.
sorry - no pics of me.
only pics of peen.
so far i've gotten good ones.
- also - the picture has to be of you!!! - it can't be something you took off the internet
otherwise i cant print it
i am a pornographer! I produce and publish the porn that other women fap to. I'm not in the porn.
sorry - no pics of me.
only pics of peen.
so far i've gotten good ones.
- also - the picture has to be of you!!! - it can't be something you took off the internet
otherwise i cant print it
#52
MetalBishop
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Posted 29 October 2009 - 05:01 PM
then no. no fair trade no deal.are you publishing a magazine?
i am a pornographer! I produce and publish the porn that other women fap to. I'm not in the porn.
sorry - no pics of me.
only pics of peen.
so far i've gotten good ones.
- also - the picture has to be of you!!! - it can't be something you took off the internet
otherwise i cant print it
#53
Jacki O.
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Posted 29 October 2009 - 05:02 PM
then no. no fair trade no deal.
are you publishing a magazine?
i am a pornographer! I produce and publish the porn that other women fap to. I'm not in the porn.
sorry - no pics of me.
only pics of peen.
so far i've gotten good ones.
- also - the picture has to be of you!!! - it can't be something you took off the internet
otherwise i cant print it
that's fine with me...
there's plenty of peen in the sea...
#54
MetalBishop
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Posted 29 October 2009 - 05:03 PM
then no. no fair trade no deal.
are you publishing a magazine?
i am a pornographer! I produce and publish the porn that other women fap to. I'm not in the porn.
sorry - no pics of me.
only pics of peen.
so far i've gotten good ones.
- also - the picture has to be of you!!! - it can't be something you took off the internet
otherwise i cant print it
that's fine with me...
there's plenty of peen in the sea...
and its all yours
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Jacki O.
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Posted 29 October 2009 - 05:04 PM
then no. no fair trade no deal.
are you publishing a magazine?
i am a pornographer! I produce and publish the porn that other women fap to. I'm not in the porn.
sorry - no pics of me.
only pics of peen.
so far i've gotten good ones.
- also - the picture has to be of you!!! - it can't be something you took off the internet
otherwise i cant print it
that's fine with me...
there's plenty of peen in the sea...
and its all yours
yes.
i am like the little mermaid of peen
#56
MetalBishop
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Posted 29 October 2009 - 05:16 PM
then no. no fair trade no deal.
are you publishing a magazine?
i am a pornographer! I produce and publish the porn that other women fap to. I'm not in the porn.
sorry - no pics of me.
only pics of peen.
so far i've gotten good ones.
- also - the picture has to be of you!!! - it can't be something you took off the internet
otherwise i cant print it
that's fine with me...
there's plenty of peen in the sea...
and its all yours
yes.
i am like the little mermaid of peen
i once heard a guy say to a woman "If you had as many dicks sticking out of you as you've had stuck in you then you would be a great big multi colored porcupine of cock!" i lol'd.
#57
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Posted 29 October 2009 - 05:28 PM
This thread makes me LOL. My former pastors and SA sponsors would be proud.I'd think about offering a picture of mine for public ridicule, but I'm on blood pressure meds and antidepressants, so I don't really get boners that much anymore. And I don't have a camera.
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Posted 29 October 2009 - 06:26 PM
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