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#1 SnappleMan

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Posted 14 February 2010 - 08:02 PM

So I wanna cook some frozen jamaican beef patties but I want to do it in my toaster. Is this a good idea?
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#2 ShawnPhase

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Posted 14 February 2010 - 08:07 PM

best idea is to do a lower microwave setting, like maybe 70 percent for 30 seconds to loosen them up, then if you have a pan, do em in a pan with a tiny bit of oil or something. throw a bay leaf on or something, real low heat there. i do it with morningstar chicken patties that are frozen and it works tight.
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Posted 14 February 2010 - 08:08 PM

Why bother cooking them? Just eat them, wimp.
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Posted 14 February 2010 - 08:09 PM

YA MON
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#5 SnappleMan

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Posted 14 February 2010 - 08:10 PM

ROfl, the dough is raw, it needs cooking!
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Posted 14 February 2010 - 08:11 PM

Look, either you can mann up and eat the shit out of those right now, or you can go through life making excuses. Your call, Andreas.
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#7 SnappleMan

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Posted 14 February 2010 - 08:12 PM

I vote to ban paragon! So cmon people, any SERIOUS responses? :(
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Posted 14 February 2010 - 08:13 PM

So I wanna cook some frozen jamaican beef patties but I want to do it in my toaster. Is this a good idea?


yes, if only because housefires are awesome
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Posted 14 February 2010 - 08:16 PM


So I wanna cook some frozen jamaican beef patties but I want to do it in my toaster. Is this a good idea?


yes, if only because housefires are awesome


I used to cook hot dogs exclusively in the toaster. So I figure something which doesn't even get wet should have no problems.
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Posted 14 February 2010 - 08:44 PM

You wouldn't put Tina in the toaster just because she doesn't get wet, would you?

(Oh fuck here it comes :lol: )
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Posted 14 February 2010 - 08:58 PM

nobody puts baby in a toaster
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Posted 14 February 2010 - 09:11 PM

Since it's frozen, when you put it in the toaster and it defrosts it will most likely drip water, therefore frying your toaster.


So unless you want to buy a new toaster, i recommend NO
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Posted 14 February 2010 - 10:14 PM

nobody puts baby in a toaster

Almost pissed myself.
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Posted 14 February 2010 - 10:33 PM

So I wanna cook some frozen jamaican beef patties but I want to do it in my toaster. Is this a good idea?

That is a good idea.
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Posted 14 February 2010 - 10:36 PM

Not if he breaks his toaster.
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