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#121 LuketheXjesse

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Posted 22 March 2011 - 10:25 PM

I would probably be drinking a ton if I could actually purchase alcohol. I have been so miserable lately.

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#122 mig50

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Posted 23 March 2011 - 01:01 PM

people are seriously weirded out by having a female doctor for physical stuff?

really?

i don't care either way. male or female, you're a professional so grip these nuts and tell me they're okay. thanks.

speaking of docs, i've got an appointment friday morning to decide my liver's fate.
you mean you forgot cranberries too?

#123 joe.distort

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Posted 23 March 2011 - 01:30 PM

good luck! i have a complete physical scheduled for the first week of may. this is also my first wednesday comic day without any drinks (i usually dont get drunk and read comics, but i like to have a couple good beers). partyyyyy

oh and working for doctors, i can tell you there is little gender difference. its 'do they give a shit or not?', which is pretty tough to answer in the alloted 20 minutes or so you get with them. sadly, the answer is 'no' a LOT more often than you might think.
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#124 TV's Frink

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Posted 23 March 2011 - 01:33 PM

I would probably be drinking a ton if I could actually purchase alcohol. I have been so miserable lately.

It wouldn't help...in fact it would make things worse.

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#125 weener

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Posted 23 March 2011 - 04:08 PM

I've had good and shitty doctors of both genders, I really don't have a preference. My gynocologist is actually male and he's the bomb. I just happen to find a gyno who's a former punk rocker. He'll tell me about seeing the Dead Kennedys in med school while he's down there.

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#126 cetera

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Posted 23 March 2011 - 04:29 PM

he looks deep into your cervix and remembers a gg allin show

>>>>>>>>> By the whorey hoes of haggoth my wand of watoomb will not be raised!

poop directly onto a baby.


#127 ShawnPhase

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Posted 23 March 2011 - 04:37 PM

oh dear

yeah i guess gg's penis looked like a cervix!
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#128 Snowdog

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Posted 23 March 2011 - 05:35 PM

Mig, I wholeheartedly support you in this endeavor, and wish I had the resolve to do the same. Maybe some day.

#129 toadette

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Posted 24 March 2011 - 12:27 AM

i don't care either way. male or female, you're a professional so grip these nuts and tell me they're okay. thanks.

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Also, I've been thinking--as a sign of solidarity for Mig at Shizzfest, I'm not gonna drink a drop of alcohol. I figure that as long as we (re: TheShizz) are all together having fun, the alcohol isn't needed.

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i don't care either way. male or female, you're a professional so grip these nuts and tell me they're okay. thanks.


#130 mooniniteG

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Posted 24 March 2011 - 01:18 AM

That's what me, Spook, and Djinn (and probably others whom I'm forgetting) have been saying for years! :angry:

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#131 mig50

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Posted 24 March 2011 - 11:12 AM

dude fuck that. everyone (except me) should be drinking at shizzfest.
you mean you forgot cranberries too?

#132 cetera

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Posted 24 March 2011 - 11:24 AM

i don't need alcohol to have fun. i need it to be fun.


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>>>>>>>>> By the whorey hoes of haggoth my wand of watoomb will not be raised!

poop directly onto a baby.


#133 wizardcombat

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Posted 24 March 2011 - 11:30 AM

dude fuck that. everyone (except me) should be drinking at shizzfest.


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#134 mancopter

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Posted 24 March 2011 - 01:29 PM

dude fuck that. everyone (except me) should be drinking at shizzfest.

Fuckin' whew. Sorry Mig.

#135 LinuxGuy420

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Posted 24 March 2011 - 05:24 PM


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