i was out for my friends birthday a few weeks ago i was getting a lap dance from the hottest stripper ive seen
she had a tattoo of a hot topless lady emerging from a pond on her back
i started laughing hysterically as i realized it looked just like her
'did you get a tattoo of yourself topless on your own back?!'
she laughed and said im not the first to ask that
i havent seen her since
im beginning to worry she was a wonderful figment of my imagination
or a stripper ghost
dude. that is AWESOME.