32 replies to this topic

[aaronburke]

i was out for my friends birthday a few weeks ago i was getting a lap dance from the hottest stripper ive seen

she had a tattoo of a hot topless lady emerging from a pond on her back

i started laughing hysterically as i realized it looked just like her

'did you get a tattoo of yourself topless on your own back?!'

she laughed and said im not the first to ask that

i havent seen her since

im beginning to worry she was a wonderful figment of my imagination

or a stripper ghost

dude. that is AWESOME.
stripper ghost???

[joe.distort]

i actually hope she is like Ghost Rider and just takes over other peoples bodies whenever a boner is in peril

[weener]

[LuketheXjesse]

Cetera showed up at my house on friday evening (saturday morning) with a 19 year old. Nice.

[wizardcombat]

Wasn't Boofnasty He-who-must-not-be named?

Or am I confusing that with Dirtnasty?

[raubhimself]

You are.

[wizardcombat]

You are.

Dagnabbit.

[LuketheXjesse]

Wasn't dirtnasty that one weirdo who posted here for like a year or so? I barely remember him.

[ShawnPhase]

i had a cum buildup yesterday and it made me feel like i had blue balls. i even had some seepage. but im ok now. i was worried.

[Brandon Strader]

I recently had Almond milk for the first time... it was really amazing, it tasted like almonds.

edit: Yes I am fat, I latched on to the comments about milk.

[finbeard]

i walked on the wild side once, just to try it.

nearly got eaten by a large beast. C- do not recommend.

[Cuda]

Once I tool a pal to the strip club, he wouldn't let any of the girls touch him. In fact he threw the money on the stage like he was throwing meat to a rabid dog.

That was the same night I told a stripper to "shake it baby" and she misunderstood and though I said "I want you to pull a dollar out of my teeth with your butt".

[Metalhead Mike]

Whenever I read a sad line-by-line thread like this one a special song instantly pops into my head

http://youtu.be/D8zlUUrFK-M?t=48s

[Rocquero]

"stripper ghost" made me harken back to Sir Dukolaus Nukem.

i searched "duke nukem stripper."

this happened.

i posted it here.

[Classic-wolf]

I recently had Almond milk for the first time... it was really amazing, it tasted like almonds.

edit: Yes I am fat, I latched on to the comments about milk.

Any milk that doesn't come out of a cow that's been pumped to the gills with steroids is good milk.
Vanilla flavored almond milk is the most wonderful thing I've had with ice cream and cereal.
Although Egg Nog is my weakness...

"stripper ghost" made me harken back to Sir Dukolaus Nukem.

i searched "duke nukem stripper."

this happened.

i posted it here.

So was the last game any good?