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#1 XMark

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Posted 21 May 2013 - 10:29 AM

The good news I'm seeing so far is that they fixed the d-pad! (probably due to the Nintendo patent expiring)
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Posted 21 May 2013 - 10:33 AM

What this is right now?  Need to find a stream or something..


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Posted 21 May 2013 - 10:34 AM

Every time I hear a room full of press clap and holler at these, a little part of me dies. YOU'RE JOURNALISM-ING WRONG!


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Posted 21 May 2013 - 10:36 AM

Porking, I just wanted to say that I enjoy your sig line every time I look at it.


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Posted 21 May 2013 - 10:41 AM

Ha, gotta thank Rocquero for that gem.

 

Guys, we can finally watch TV! Thanks, Xbox One!


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Posted 21 May 2013 - 10:46 AM

Man what's with the name? They're going backwards.


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Posted 21 May 2013 - 10:50 AM

Well you know how everyone shortened the last one to "The 360"?  Obviously they just want us to call it "The One" but were too scared to ask.


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#8 GENTLYPORKING

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Posted 21 May 2013 - 10:51 AM

Annnd it's over. Wow, that might have been the most underwhelming new console reveal I've ever seen.


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Posted 21 May 2013 - 10:51 AM

I am the XBOX One
I want more games fucker
I ain't done, yeah

 

 

yeah

 

 

 

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Posted 21 May 2013 - 10:54 AM

Microsoft Guy:  "We paid a bunch of money to make sure you could only play Call of Duty on one platform..... OUR PLATFORM!"

 

Audience:  "WOOOOOOO!! *clap* *clap* *clap*"


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Posted 21 May 2013 - 10:55 AM

They only have a time-exclusivity on Xbox for the DLC. It's still going to be on everything else.


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Posted 21 May 2013 - 10:56 AM

Oh yeah... guess they over sold that a bit. 

 

 

I must say, that is the first time I've seen a dog in a mo-cap suit


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Posted 21 May 2013 - 10:59 AM

The controller looks alright, that's about the only thing that impressed me.

Not sure about the backwards compatibility, but that would be awesome if it wasn't able to play actual XBox 1 games.


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Posted 21 May 2013 - 11:01 AM

ouch, i am a Microsoft guy when it comes to home consoles, but that was severely underwhelming. i dont think there was any actual gameplay shown, it took 40 minutes to even discuss games

 

ugh i dont give a shit about other features, i just want games.

 

overall it served as a nice commercial for Why I Will Be Buying A 3DS XL This Year


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Posted 21 May 2013 - 11:06 AM

I think it makes sense to not show gameplay just yet. We have E3 for that, right? 


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