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#1 DiscountBabyJam Mike

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Posted 05 September 2014 - 08:00 PM

I fucking hate this mega man garbage bullshit. I feel like I did fine on 2, 3, 4, 5 and X. The rest is utter shit corn. How can you all play these garbage toe tapping platform games. I hate this SHIT! I have Mega Mans 9 and 10 on xbox 360. The music rules and I love it in both these games and pretty much all games in the series. However these remakes were catered to absolute mother fuckers and not MILF fuckers, just dog dirty mother fuckers. I can't even beat Splash Woman's stage. These platforms come across I can't even get across. I've beaten it once before but on the next boss, and yes I cheated to see the order of bosses to fight, I got murdered. Whichever of these games has the part in the jungle with circus trained slave elephants blowing large balls across these narrow SMB1 cave level pits underground 1 jump slot wide That shit....I'd rather play Zool on SNES or that "you're a blue blob game and can eat spring looking enemies and also hams and candy" game on SNES (Orb Man game or Blob 3D or something it is also trash but better than Mega Mans 9 and 10). People like these games when you land Mega Man on some position where only 1 pixel of his awful quadrangle foot is on a ledge and they're thinking "yes im the platform master" but no keiji inafune designed this to ruin your lives and he probably engineered chemtrails as well to give all mega man fans OCD and autism and all that shit. Obsessed with getting the miserable slave robot stunted scum foot on the ledge. Air Man's drills foot fucking you up to death and the horrible Castlevania stun lock into death holy fucker.....

 

Post other games you hate and are piles of fucking BULLSHIT in this thread. FUCK!!


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#2 C.C. Z28

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Posted 05 September 2014 - 08:32 PM

AAA games are SOOOOOOOOOOO BORING!!!

 

I also hate DUNGEON CRAWLS!!!!!

 

Metroid games are ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!


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#3 Daemon9623

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Posted 05 September 2014 - 08:57 PM

I will second Air Man's foot drill bullshit. THE WORST.


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TAKE IT TO THE ZELDA BREATH OF THE WILD THREAD, IDIOT


#4 C.C. Z28

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Posted 05 September 2014 - 09:05 PM

Assassin's Creed games should have the year they came out in their names. Are you looking forward to Assassin's Creed '15?



Ouyas are only good for playing games from the past!


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#5 Xplo

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Posted 05 September 2014 - 09:15 PM

Mortal Kombat was always a shit game.

Wait, is that actually controversial? I'm not sure.
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#6 ErichWK

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Posted 05 September 2014 - 09:20 PM

Skyward Sword is not a good game. I would go as far as to say it's just a bad game. I had more fun playing Wet.
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#7 C.C. Z28

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Posted 05 September 2014 - 09:21 PM

Mortal Kombat was always a shit game.

Wait, is that actually controversial? I'm not sure.

 

 

No. Mortal Kombat is a really COOL game, not a really GOOD game!

 

 

Skyward Sword is not a good game. I would go as far as to say it's just a bad game. I had more fun playing Wet.

 

 

 

 

Waggle RUINS ZELDA!!!!!!


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#8 Daemon9623

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Posted 05 September 2014 - 09:25 PM

MK is not a good fighting game, and it took them 9 or 10 titles to figure that out. I haven't played Skyward Sword, but haven't heard great things.


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Posted 05 September 2014 - 09:26 PM

like any other MM game, 9 and 10 have sections that will fuck you over a few times before you get the hang of it. the key is to approach cautiously and think about what you have to do to get past.

 

on the other hand though, fuck the last couple of bosses in Mega Man 4 for making you game over if you run out of the right special weapon that is required to kill them. they throw extra lives at you the whole game but there is no way to refill your weapons when you really need to

 

also, fuck my neighbors' barking dog, and the one guy that is always stomping around and slamming doors and shit. always trying to be as loud as possible


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#10 Daemon9623

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Posted 05 September 2014 - 09:28 PM

on the other hand though, fuck the last couple of bosses in Mega Man 4 for making you game over if you run out of the right special weapon that is required to kill them. they throw extra lives at you the whole game but there is no way to refill your weapons when you really need to

Truth. Try not to miss, player.

 

5 is a lot of donuts.


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Posted 06 September 2014 - 12:09 AM

Assassin's Creed games should have the year they came out in their names. Are you looking forward to Assassin's Creed '15?

 

You still need the sub titles for years when 2 are more are released:

 

Assassin's Creed '15: Rogue

Assassin's Creed '15: Unity


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Posted 06 September 2014 - 12:14 AM

I never really liked any of the top down Zelda games and one of my favorites of the series is The Adventure of Link.


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#13 weener

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Posted 06 September 2014 - 12:43 AM

Ocarina of Time was difficult to the point of me not enjoying it. I know how much more awesome it was than other games before it, but sheesh. That water temple.

6/10 probably would not play again.
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Posted 06 September 2014 - 04:10 AM

All Zelda games after Link's Awakening kinda blow. Hard.


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Posted 06 September 2014 - 04:30 AM

Final Fantasy 12 is the best Final Fantasy. And FFX-2 was much better than FFX.


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