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#1 clansmaneddie

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Posted 15 April 2016 - 11:59 AM

Hello, I've found a calling in life.  Seltzer water...It fizzes, it has no calories, no sugar, no sodium (in most cases), no worries, no problems!

 

I've been draining them like Kobe (rip) recently, going through a 12 pack every couple days.

 

I've realized that the only reason I drink a soda nowadays are for the carbonation.  The sugar, just to much, can't even finish A can.  Seltzer water comes along and gives me everything I want in life when I have to face the crunge.  A nice price, no consequences, it's the ultimate drink that's satisfying and refreshing at the same time without all the harmful sugars in soda or the caloric 'evvy beers.

 

My only concern is just what the heck these 'natural flavors' are. I feel like there HAS TO BE a catch.  How can there be absolutely no penalty drinking these things.  I want to believe that this is the one true risk free deal in life, and if I'm proved wrong...well i would be really bummered out.  Seltzer water is IT.

 

Preferred brand and flavor:

 

Safeway Refreshe, mandarin orange

 

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Posted 15 April 2016 - 12:04 PM

Thread titles like this are what makes my world go round.

I used to drink black cherry Acme seltzer all the time, but unfortunately my lifestyle that demands that I must rush at work and must be trashed before sundown means I only get to ingest coffee and cheap liquor.
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#3 Spookmeister C

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Posted 15 April 2016 - 12:11 PM


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Posted 15 April 2016 - 12:22 PM

ive tried, but i just cant get into the seltzer lifestyle. something about it tastes off or metallic


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Posted 15 April 2016 - 12:25 PM

Oh yeahhh Eddie! Seltzer rules! New England is blessed with a local brand called Polar, which is delicious and has just about every flavor you could ever dream of. I think you may be able to find it other places in the Northeast USA, or maybe even other parts of the USA? Highly recommended, if any of you ever come across it.


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Posted 15 April 2016 - 01:08 PM

Anyone else remember New York Seltzer from the 80s? That shit was sooooo frickin tasty! 
 

Apparently they're bringing it back 

https://drinknewyorkseltzer.com/





 


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#7 raubhimself

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Posted 15 April 2016 - 01:43 PM

Oh yeah love thet seltz. The Refreshe brand is the best for the price. I'm into the grapefruit right now.
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Posted 15 April 2016 - 01:45 PM

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Posted 15 April 2016 - 01:53 PM

Anyone else remember New York Seltzer from the 80s? That shit was sooooo frickin tasty! 
 

Apparently they're bringing it back 

https://drinknewyorkseltzer.com/





 

 

 

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#10 mig50

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Posted 15 April 2016 - 01:55 PM

i was very happy a few weeks ago when i discovered kroger has really stepped up their seltz game with a variety of flavors.
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Posted 15 April 2016 - 02:44 PM

Be a baller and fresh squeeze some lemon juice into a glass wit ice, pour in the seltz.

It makes your pecker huge.
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#12 thecreeper

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Posted 15 April 2016 - 03:00 PM

been slowly trying to replace some of the diet cola in my life with seltzer. i just get some casual store brand lemon or lemon/lime stuff but its pretty solid. i used to hate it, but part of it is i think i got older and realized it was actually fine but i also immediately associated it with the tonic water my grandma used to get, which was some gross stuff.


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Posted 15 April 2016 - 03:21 PM

Yah I'm all about club soda with a fresh lime wedge. So refreshing =)


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#14 the Wozz

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Posted 15 April 2016 - 03:45 PM

Not exactly the same but related: 

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Posted 15 April 2016 - 04:57 PM

Not exactly the same but related: 

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This raises an interesting question. Is there a difference between your seltzers and your sparkling waters? If so, what is it? Is seltzer just a fancy, if clearly better, name for sparkling water? 


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