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#61 raubhimself

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Posted 19 April 2016 - 04:41 PM

This thread is making me thirsty


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#62 pingosimon

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Posted 19 April 2016 - 05:45 PM

This thread is making me thirsty

I don't know why.  Carbonated water is the pineapple pizza of beverages.

 

Erich's always drinking San Pellegrino or whatever at practices.  It's fucking water with baking soda and bubbles in it.  And it needs to be stored in individual bottles.  Gross.

 

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#63 Maiko

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Posted 19 April 2016 - 06:09 PM

This thread is making me thirsty

 pineapple pizza of beverages.

 

I love pineapple pizza B'|


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Posted 19 April 2016 - 07:50 PM

This stuff is great for blasting Moe in the face.


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Posted 17 August 2016 - 07:19 PM

I never drank seltzer water except one time at Taco Bell when it was on the fountain so I tried it. Did not like it.

 

However, this thread snuck into my head at the grocery store and I bought a 12 pack of Refreshe Lemon seltzer.

 

Can 1: Yuck. Immediate regret. This was a waste of $1.99. Gave it a few sips for as unbiased an opinion as possible, but still no. Poured it down the drain.

 

At this point I was stuck with 91.666% of a pack of seltzer water. It sat on a shelf above my stairs for a week or so.

 

Can 2: Gin and tonic is a drink, right? So maybe I can do ____ and Lemon Seltzer. Mixed Bacardi Limon with about half a can in a glass. Made it taste less like straight rum, so, good so far. Drank the rest of the can later on sipping it slowly with dinner, but still not an easy drink. Even with the liquor it was still a sip drink for me.

 

Can 3: Same day as C2, drinking it as I initially write this post. It's okay. Really cold cans seem to be the only way I prefer this. I can enjoy warm soda, but not seltzer.

 

 

 

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Posted 17 August 2016 - 07:44 PM

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Posted 17 August 2016 - 08:00 PM

Katamari, I bought 12 packs of Raspberry, and Mandarin Orange Refreshe seltzers from Acme because all seltzers were on sale and they were out of Original (aka no flavor) so I figured "hey I'm an idiot who makes the wrong decisions over and over again sure I'll buy flavored seltzer" and they are terrible. Just get some bog standard Original, flavorless seltzer. If you don't like it, just drink regular water. Good luck.


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Posted 17 August 2016 - 09:24 PM

i've had plenty of seltzer related stories in the past months, one of these days i'll share such tales.

 

also A+ to Katamari for drinking LEMON REFRESHE SELZTER, i'm drinking one as i speak, though i am still having the time of my life.


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Posted 17 August 2016 - 09:54 PM

La Croix Pampelmousse is the clear choice
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Posted 17 August 2016 - 10:45 PM

I drank a La Croix at a friend's house and thought it was bitter and not tasty. That stuff is everywhere now. I guess I'll stick to regular water.
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Posted 18 August 2016 - 06:17 AM

i don't get it.

 

i literally think every flavored one tastes the same, i.e. salt flavor.


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Posted 18 August 2016 - 04:50 PM

I'm a card carrying seltzer water guzzler and have been for a couple years.

Is seltzer water theshizz new thirst slaker? Should we buy bulk for our next gathering?
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Posted 18 August 2016 - 06:26 PM

sparkling water is the new sparks


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#74 Katamari

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Posted 18 August 2016 - 06:43 PM

if I mix seltzer water with regular soda, what happens?


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Posted 18 August 2016 - 06:48 PM

La Croix Pampelmousse is the clear choice

 

theres a fuckload of it at my local big lots for .15 a can, its been there a while. my boi matt gore loves the shit but he hates pampelmousse for some reason so i passed. today i drank an orange san pellegrino, never drank that shit. was really good!


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