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#2026 dasaten

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Posted 20 February 2017 - 06:54 AM

Welcome...to... --- Neo-Nationalist Christian-White-Male-Supremacist Global Capitalist Klepto-Oligarchy Extravaganza!!!!!!



Let's go over the rules with our contestants...Puppet states count for half points, and with the recent grab of the US, UK, Turkey, Poland, Iran, Egypt and more, our current returning champion Russia will surely be off to sweep victory should they be able to secure at least two of the three states up for grabs in our next round.



Show 'em what they're playing for Johnny! --- we have three beautiful, lovely, historic puppet states-to-be behind door numbers one, two and three - ladies and gentlemen --- the Netherlands, France and Germany!!



And, let's not forget all the points our competitors are playing for in the exciting Baltic States Bonus Round!


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#2027 DiscountBabyJam Mike

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Posted Yesterday, 12:06 PM

Here's an actual news extract in TYOOL 2017

 

Wendy's learned the hard way on Wednesday that you can go from top of the world to bottom of the barrel with just one tweet.

After gaining praise from social media users on Monday for "owning" a troll on Twitter, the burger chain fell from grace after posting a Pepe the Frog meme in response to a customer.

 

http://www.cnbc.com/...cial-media.html


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#2028 ErichWK

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Posted Yesterday, 02:45 PM

Remember when that basement dwelling neckbeard blob of a  troglodyte that creeps girls out used to post here, and said Trump was the most Pro LGBTQ president ever?

 

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#2029 TV's Frink

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Posted Yesterday, 04:33 PM

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‏The so-called angry crowds in home districts of some Republicans are actually, in numerous cases, planned out by liberal activists. Sad!


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@realDonaldTrump A protest is generally an organised group of people, yes.


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@realDonaldTrump Thank you, President Dictionary.


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@realDonaldTrump I really don't think you understand how to use "so-called" correctly in a sentence.


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#2030 TV's Frink

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Posted Yesterday, 04:56 PM

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Wow.

Donald Trump has been president for all or part of 33 days. He has averaged four falsehoods or misleading statements a day(!) in that time. There hasn't been a single day of Trump's presidency in which he has said nothing false or misleading.

That data, which comes from a terrific new project from The Post's Fact Checker that seeks to document Trump's statements in the first 100 days of his presidency, is stunning.


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#2031 ShawnPhase

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Posted Yesterday, 05:05 PM



 

 

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Posted Yesterday, 10:45 PM

Man. These people defending Milo are really fucking weird.


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#2033 ShawnPhase

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Posted Yesterday, 11:54 PM

i think we should leave any discussion of milo outta here... we've done well with it so far and he's got nothing whatsoever to do with the presidency. if anything, he's nothing more than a diversion from real issues and the less that can be discussed about that dude, the better. im beyond bored with that mess. in a month or two, some other dickbeater will come outta the woodwork anyways. dont take the bait on this stuff, its what they want. bigger fish to fry.

 

something has to give here. its not good enough that easy d is scaring all the adults all over the world, he's scaring the kids to death too.

 

http://www.rawstory....obbing-in-fear/

 

 

I have been in places and experiences before where demonic activity was palpable. The power of the Holy Spirit of God was protecting me in those moments and was once again protecting me and my daughter in this moment.

 

I raised my voice and calmly said, “These ladies have the right to do what they are doing and they are harming no one; this is America and they a right to express themselves in this way. They are harming no one.” A couple of other people around me stepped in and supported me in protecting them as a barrier, as well.

 

My daughter was shaking in fear as she clung to me. The one man behind the protesters shoved himself forward, grabbed the lady by the arm and screamed with multiple expletives, “I’m going to take you out! This is my president and nobody has the right to disrespect him and nobody has the right to keep me from hearing him!”

 

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ND police say journos need "credentials" or be arrested at tmrw's eviction of #StandingRock ; they *just* sent forms less than 24 hrs before

 

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i am ashamed to be an american.


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#2034 TV's Frink

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Posted Today, 07:32 AM

http://nypost.com/20...yond-the-grave/

Liz Smith is being hailed by many as a legend, as she managed to troll Donald Trump from beyond the grave.

The death of the 87-year-old grandmother from Connecticut was announced in a touching newspaper obituary, which included a subtle dig at the new president.

It read: “She enjoyed travelling, especially to Yellowstone Park and heli-hiking in the Canadian Rockies, white water rafting on the New River in West Virginia and the Snake River in Idaho, Orient Express trip from Vienna to Paris, entire tour of Nova Scotia including Cape Breton.

“Liz is smiling now, not to be living during the Trump Presidency.”

As one Twitter user eloquently put it, “dead and still awesome”.


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#2035 ShawnPhase

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Posted Today, 01:10 PM

 

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so...gay dude tries to fly to america...forced to unlock his phone and customs reads all of his scruff (its grindr for bears) messages, customs thinks 'taking a load' means he's a sex worker taking a load of cash. he isnt allowed in...tries again with a clean phone but they took notes, admonish him for cleaning his phone and turn him around. this is the america we live in now folks.

 

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According to Alveda King, this is how President Trump reacted to the slavery exhibit yesterday:

 

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yes easy d, its bad.

 

 

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why is this man allowed to have a twitter acct still. seriously. apparently its because he's being coddled like a child in such a ridiculous way that its beyond catering. its trying to keep him happy at the media's and the people's expense in a way thats not at all reminiscent of anything we've ever seen. what a regressed, bipolar twat. lil baby president can't be left alone because tv news will cause him to throw a tantrum.

 

 

The key to keeping Trump’s Twitter habit under control, according to six former campaign officials, is to ensure that his personal media consumption includes a steady stream of praise. And when no such praise was to be found, staff would turn to friendly outlets to drum some up — and make sure it made its way to Trump’s desk.

During another damage-control mission, when former Miss Universe Alicia Machado took to the airwaves to call out Trump for calling her "Miss Piggy" and "Miss Housekeeping," the communications team scrambled to place a story in conservative friendly outlets like Fox News, the Washington Examiner, the Daily Caller and Breitbart.

A former senior campaign official said Nunberg and his successor, former communications director Jason Miller, were particularly skilled at using alternative media like Breitbart, Washington Examiner, Fox News, Infowars and the Daily Caller to show Trump positive coverage.

And once they got the stories published, campaign officials with large numbers of Twitter followers would tweet them out.

 

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http://www.politico....-staffer-235263

 

a white house source tells cnn that kellyanne has been nixed from tv appearances altogether because she contradicts official statements. cnn reports this and BOOM! the FIX is in...

 

http://www.mediaite....tv-appearances/


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