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#151 mooniniteG

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Posted 15 March 2017 - 11:04 PM

Oh this one is good:

 

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#152 Valence

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Posted 16 March 2017 - 12:58 AM

lol I was so tempted to use a "joke" photo too but I went with boring normal instead. I even had the cup of noodles photo in my album but that was out of pure spite of that horrible, awful quest. 


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#153 Kirk

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Posted 16 March 2017 - 03:00 AM

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Posted 16 March 2017 - 08:10 AM

Man I haven't touched the game since mid January I don't even remember how to play it
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Posted 16 March 2017 - 08:14 AM

i bought it the week it was released and still haven't started it.

 

but i've DEFINITELY thought about it


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I broke down and watched Showgirls. Can anyone help me.


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Posted 16 March 2017 - 09:21 AM

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How did you get to level 92 in 55 hours? I was only at around level 56 in about the same amount of time.


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Posted 16 March 2017 - 09:30 AM

I can't answer for Kirk, but the way I did it:

 

Expericast magic (flat +XP bonus based on level of spell)

Eat +XP food from Altissa

Summon those AP farming dogs near the Hammerhead

Farm away~~

Rest at 3x XP hotel in Altissa

 

hooray 99. It took like 45 minutes to go from mid-60s to 99. most of that was making sure I had the crafting stuff and just running around setting it up. 


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Wizwars, about the bush hogging. Just wet and part my man. Give that bush the Moses treatment and head for the Promised Land.

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#158 Kirk

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Posted 16 March 2017 - 10:59 AM

yeah, i cheated


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#159 nEwT

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Posted 16 March 2017 - 11:30 AM

I still don't find this game's graphics appealing at all. Yeah, nobody cares but I DO lol. I am sure it is a fun game nonetheless but give me something more fun to look at!
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Kain, only you can mention your mother's death and your new awesome MMX NES rom hack in one post... so condolences :( and high five :o


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Posted 17 March 2017 - 09:42 AM

I decided that this game is really cool but I have no desire to play it. So I quit.


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#161 Valence

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Posted 18 March 2017 - 02:49 PM

Okay, so, doing some of the post game stuff and I have come to the conclusion that I hate this game and I hate myself for trying to Platinum it. It makes me so sad that a "decent story" is surrounded by some of the most mundane boring bullshit of an excuse for "side quests" and "dungeons" in a goddamned AAA title. I will die way less miserable if I never have to explore a cave in a video game ever again.   


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#162 mooniniteG

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Posted 18 March 2017 - 02:59 PM

I have some games to recommend to you:

  • The Cave
  • Spelunky
  • Spelunker
  • Digger T. Rock
  • Cave Story
  • Colossal Cave Adventure
  • Undertale
  • Breath of Fire: Dragon Quarter

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#163 Valence

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Posted 18 March 2017 - 03:23 PM

I think Caves are the new Sewer level for me.

 

OTHER THINGS I HATE

 

- Your friends standing around during a fight and doing NOTHING. HIT SOMETHING YOU WORTHLESS FUCKS

 

- Hit X to grab item...oh wait no jumped...hit X to squeeze between a wall...nope, jumping...hit X to JUMP exactly when you don't want to

 

- When knocking down a ladder, Noct will just start climbing down it EVEN THOUGH I DON'T WANT TO GODDAMNIT JUST KNOCK IT DOWN DON'T IMMEDIATELY CLIMB DOWN IT TOO WHY ISN'T THIS TWO SEPARATE FUCKING COMMANDS, X TO KNOCK IT DOWN THEN X TO CLIMB THIS ISN'T HARD

 

-    NOCT gets hit with a CRITICAL BLOW. NOCT slumps his dying ass over to GLADIO:

 

    "Hey, Gladio my man, I'm dying. Just, just touch me and make me well so I can continue to hit things with my sword..."

 

     GLADIO stands there, motionless.

 

    "Seriously, Gladio, I'm fucking dying man. I dragged my ass all the way over here to you so you could help me..."

 

     GLADIO stares off into the distance, contemplating the meaning of existence.

 

    "C'mon man, don't make me use an item so I can return to battle, that's unnecessary, I'm RIGHT HERE..."

 

     GLADIO admires his giant new sword as it rests gently on his shoulder, not murdering enemies.

 

     "JUST FUCKING TOUCH ME ALREADY GODDAMNIT WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU !?!?"

 

     GLADIO daydreams about his favorite food, Cup O Noodles, and wishes NOCT would let him have it more, but he doesn't because he's not a stupid moron wasting a good opportunity for actually good food and buffs instead of his worthless goddamned product placement.

 

     NOCT dies. Phoenix down. Repeat.


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#164 Valence

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Posted 18 March 2017 - 11:58 PM

Just got done with the underwater place's end game and GOOD FUCKING CHRIST, 100 fucking floors and 4 fucking hours later I'm done with that place. I passed 9 GODDAMNED CAMPFIRES down there and didn't use a single one because I wanted to bank the EXP. After passing 9 fucking campfires I looked up how much longer to go because I was going fucking insane. Whomever the fuck it was that decided to litter this fucking place with TWO types of Tonberrys and give them all a million HP+ (I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THAT IS EXAGGERATION OR NOT; ONE FIGHT WITH 4 OF THOSE FUCKS TOOK ME 15 MINUTES AAAAAAAARGH) can go fucking die in a fire. This optional shit is the most miserable fucking RPG bullshit, I would rather go back to the grind fest misery of Dragon Quest 1. I can't wait till I'm done so I can break this fucking game in half, BUT HEY, AT LEAST IT WASN'T A FUCKING CAVE THIS TIME; JUST THE SAME ROOM OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN FOR 100 FUCKING FLOORS ARGH


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Posted 19 March 2017 - 01:06 AM

Why are you even doing that dungeon? You can get platinum without it. :wacko:


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