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#31 joe.distort

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Posted 23 December 2016 - 09:46 AM

yeah, i dont even know where to begin. its ingrained itself in my brain/ my siblings brains so much. its to the point where sometimes we will be watching an episode and my brother will be like 'wait, THAT'S why we say that?'

 

this is a family classic, to the point where my ma hated it but has now come around to embracing it

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i am so irrationally excited to teach my nephew this as some of his first sentences. he apparently repeatedly has grabbed the Simpsons movie dvd off the shelf, but not others. he knows. its in his blood.


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Posted 23 December 2016 - 09:50 AM

I think we can all agree that post-season 10 Simpsons is pretty much garbage.

 i think it stayed solid until 15, and theres even some good ones sprinkled in for the next few years too. but during the recent marathon i discovered the point where i absolutely cannot watch it anymore: Revenge Is A Dish Best Served Three Times, season 18. its just so bad. (it does have a great gag where side characters are versions of Batman villains, and it gets to Poison Ivy and Its Lenny. the rest sucks though)


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Posted 23 December 2016 - 10:42 AM

me reading the news like every day this month


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#34 TV's Frink

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Posted 23 December 2016 - 10:59 AM

Anytime someone says something stupid about America, or an American says something stupid, or America does something stupid.


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#35 Guy In Rubber Suit

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Posted 23 December 2016 - 11:12 AM

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#36 munzadeth

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Posted 23 December 2016 - 11:21 AM

i don't think it gets much more quotable than this right now:

 


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#37 weener

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Posted 23 December 2016 - 11:42 AM

Anytime someone says something stupid about America, or an American says something stupid, or America does something stupid.

https://www.youtube....h?v=EwLWNXFH2rg

I do this whenever anything marginally good happens to me. Finding a dollar in the laundry, catching the stray ice cube before it hits the ground, etc.

Also, we had our wedding guests chant it after we were pronounced married. That was awesome.

Whenever I do a scratch-off lottery ticket, I say "Come on, new bike!"
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 "This thing is vibrating like a $50 milkshake!"


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Posted 23 December 2016 - 11:52 AM

ive been laughing about this all week

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Posted 23 December 2016 - 01:02 PM

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Posted 23 December 2016 - 03:07 PM

If something is even remotely implausible; "Prove it ass butt".


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#41 Daemon9623

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Posted 23 December 2016 - 07:53 PM

When working for highway patrol we developed some new training content. I demanded we use this.

 

https://www.youtube....h?v=sbCe8aOBKPM

 

And we did.

 

edit;

 

Shit, Marge on the Lam is a great episode in general.

https://www.youtube....h?v=-LaNPGRy1II

 

And in Death Road to Canada there's a random event where you can practice your shooting on some old cans. Lo and behold at the end comes running out an old man decrying you for shooting his precious antique cans.


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Posted 23 December 2016 - 08:13 PM

Good program
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Posted 24 December 2016 - 12:51 AM

At work I'm pretty sure me and one of my co-workers send each other 100 Frinkiac links, memes, and gifs a day.

If there was a single thing that shaped my sense of humour the most growing up, it's definitely the first 9 seasons of The Simpsons and I can't even begin to think in terms of "a" or even "a few" favourite lines, scenes, jokes or concepts.

I think the most common reaction I have that is ingrained in me is when I'm introduced to a new cool thing (software, site, service, band, thing, etc) for the first time, I'll instinctively go "(Thing's name), eh?" Then always stop myself from immediately following it with "Maude, eh?" Also, if I'm obviously lying through my teeth or making something up, I'm very likely to end my sentence with "yes, that shall do nicely..."

Also, anyone else find that if they're around another person who quotes The Simpsons a lot, it's really hard to not just constantly quote Simpsons at each other?
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#44 pingosimon

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Posted 24 December 2016 - 01:51 AM

Suspect is hatless, repeat, hatless!

 

 

 

"No you wooonnn't"

 

 

 

That's a really common one in the Simpsons: Saying something from really far away, or while falling, or while running away, etc.


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Posted 24 December 2016 - 09:53 AM


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 Hooky fuck I picked a great taco Bell. The woman at the front of the line is painstakingly asking every price, she just ordered a cheesy horror crunch with just cheese and sorcery nothing else, Questor with just beef nothing else, one soft Teddi with 3x cheese, double sour Satan, nothing else. Quivering now the man behind her orders a taxi BVSc to Yusuf Khan, two tweaks with dignity Leuven and no beef??? And a cheesy fissure crunch with extra extra Chertsey and chickenpox nothing else. Fucking hell people it's taco vein not your last meal on earth




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