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#1 GENTLYPORKING

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Posted 19 April 2017 - 02:25 PM

http://cityonfire.co...coming-to-town/


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these hilary clinton-looking women must be pressing their buttholes right up against the sides of the stall and letting it rip.

icing bag style.


#2 Daemon9623

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Posted 19 April 2017 - 02:28 PM

This is going to actually be good or be good anyway.


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TAKE IT TO THE ZELDA BREATH OF THE WILD THREAD, IDIOT


#3 MegaMatt

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Posted 19 April 2017 - 02:42 PM

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How come I never knew about Sound Selective Mode in Contra?


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#4 TV's Frink

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Posted 19 April 2017 - 02:43 PM

I somehow thought you were talking about Chyna and I'm all like "that's an impressive feat."
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#5 BornInCrimson

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Posted 19 April 2017 - 02:53 PM

Joke is on them, we made that movie 31 years ago.


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#6 Robby V

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Posted 19 April 2017 - 02:59 PM

Oh baby hell yeah
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#7 Warrior Bob

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Posted 19 April 2017 - 03:20 PM

I'll watch it


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#8 Sagnewshreds

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Posted 19 April 2017 - 05:02 PM

cool


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#9 Demonstray

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Posted 19 April 2017 - 06:43 PM

How come I never knew about Sound Selective Mode in Contra?

I can see why consumers never saw the VRC2 sound chip in Famicom/NES games; it was 2 metres long!
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#10 mooniniteG

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Posted 19 April 2017 - 08:12 PM

How come I never knew about Sound Selective Mode in Contra?

 

Because it's only in the Famicom version?

 

https://tcrf.net/Con...ese_Differences


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#11 pingosimon

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Posted 19 April 2017 - 09:01 PM

Theshizz goes to China


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#12 Demonstray

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Posted 19 April 2017 - 09:41 PM

Theshizz goes to China

This belongs on an It's Always Sunny title card.
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#13 Guy In Rubber Suit

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Posted 19 April 2017 - 10:48 PM

Will Matt Damon be one of the heroes or one of the aliens? 


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#14 streifig

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Posted 20 April 2017 - 02:56 AM

Are there more reliable sources on this rather than that one website. Can't find anything.
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#15 Daemon9623

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Posted 20 April 2017 - 05:05 AM

Will Matt Damon be one of the heroes or one of the aliens? 

He won't be able to make it so we'll have to sub in the Chinese Shizz knock-off Matsu Daemon.


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Photobucket sucks but you can still listen to and download my stupid album!

TAKE IT TO THE ZELDA BREATH OF THE WILD THREAD, IDIOT




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