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#1 ShawnPhase

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Posted 07 February 2018 - 10:10 AM

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#2 ShawnPhase

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Posted 07 February 2018 - 10:14 AM

am i really this screwed up or is this idea of the fully-crowdfunded orchiectomy machine fucking with me or what, or what happened

 

 

i am going to set up the eunuchitzu 3k and its gonna be genius, springloaded ease and fpga with the full famicom set translated. alex mauer wont use the device in the control group but will play with the fpga and will give name for a signature series in blue with stylish aepozxlu typefont. alex did have the balls cut off tho. just wanted to clear that up. and yes, i was asked to clarify this.

 

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#3 raubhimself

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Posted 07 February 2018 - 10:19 AM

I have no idea what you're talking about.


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#4 ShawnPhase

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Posted 07 February 2018 - 10:20 AM

hahahahahahahaha i know right. ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha i wish i could just knock myself out from laughing with a concussion. like stand up, fall down laughing and get knocked the fuck out


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#5 ShawnPhase

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Posted 07 February 2018 - 10:24 AM

basicaly what im saying is that im working in altium to design this fucking cock-cutting guillotine. 99% of mens problems originate from the cock so this should fix 99% of all men. from there, you'll have about 5 minutes to decide to rush to the ER or bleed out and die, it's great. we'll be rid of lots of men and if not, we'll sell a lot of eunuchitzu 3ks. its going to be crowdfunded but its unfortunate that alex wouldnt work in the control group. now alex keeps calling me frantically trying to make arrangements because alex wants a girl to do the surgery. its weird and complicated.


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#6 Spookmeister C

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Posted 07 February 2018 - 10:25 AM


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#7 ShawnPhase

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Posted 07 February 2018 - 10:26 AM

hey, im proud of you for quitting your job.


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#8 DiscountBabyJam Mike

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Posted 07 February 2018 - 10:27 AM

basicaly what im saying is that im working in altium to design this fucking cock-cutting guillotine. 99% of mens problems originate from the cock so this should fix 99% of all men. from there, you'll have about 5 minutes to decide to rush to the ER or bleed out and die, it's great. we'll be rid of lots of men and if not, we'll sell a lot of eunuchitzu 3ks. its going to be crowdfunded but its unfortunate that alex wouldnt work in the control group. now alex keeps calling me frantically trying to make arrangements because alex wants a girl to do the surgery. its weird and complicated.

 

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#9 raubhimself

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Posted 07 February 2018 - 10:29 AM

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#10 ShawnPhase

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Posted 07 February 2018 - 10:30 AM

hey, im already up to a hypothetical 2000 dollars pledged on irc for this thing. transexual gamers want this


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Posted 07 February 2018 - 10:34 AM

im thinking about a bobby roode signature model too.


it will play 'glorious' as blade falls


crushed champagne red velvet color plastic bar. maybe gold colored epoxy for the FPGA


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Posted 07 February 2018 - 10:36 AM

i used to know a dude back in the day that had cut off one of his testicles w/ scissors in the bathtub in a meth fueled fugue state.. i don't think he was too happy he didn't that, but he didn't like to talk about it much... 

later on, this same guy, called the police because another dude who's apartment we used to get high at a lot was trying to make ricin from an anarchist cookbook in his microwave, in order to give it to some other shady meth dealers and pass it off as crystal, because they'd sold him a fair amount of bunk stuff. 

when the dude with one ball had been over at this guy's place for a week straight smokin meth and got dopesick, he thought that maybe he'd succeded in making ricin, and the apartment was toxic.. (he hadnt come close to making actual ricin)

 

so, he went to the hospital, and when asked by doctors about his symptoms, told them that he'd been in a place where somebody had been making ricin. well, this was barely a year after 9/11 ... so

i walk out onto the street where this guys apartment was one day, and the fbi, dea, US army, ATF, and every local law enforcement agency had amassed dozens of armored vehicles in front of this dumpster divin methhead's studio apartment, coming out of it in hazmat suits with all of his stuff in bags... it was crazy shit. 

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#13 ErichWK

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Posted 07 February 2018 - 10:39 AM

What the fuck


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#14 ShawnPhase

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Posted 07 February 2018 - 10:48 AM

quick n dirty down home orchis need to happen on the reg, its not 2017 anymore. mars moron can do his rodimus prime bullshit in the background but we cant CHOP DICKS OFF AND DIE DOWN HERE. when i was little, i heard that one of eggys friends put coke in his cock's pisseye and had to get it cut off. i donno if they were just sayin that because i was a little kid or what but it doesnt sound right. anyways heres this, a fucking miniature turkish mob boss getting fucking haranged and fucked off


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Posted 07 February 2018 - 10:53 AM

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