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#1 ErichWK

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Posted 03 May 2018 - 04:15 PM

This is a thread like the Random Memories You Have Thread..except for shit you've done and said that you still think about randomly in the shower..or in bed..or always.

 

 

I remember my first MAGFest I met JMR for the first time. And he said he was from Newfoundland. I got that confused with the Netherlands and told Djinn "Wow, his English is really good" Djinn thought i was joking until he realized I wasn't and I've never seen him so baffled. I think i fried his brain. Anyways I still think about that moment like every other week and think about how stupid i am. Sorry, JMR.  0_0


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Posted 03 May 2018 - 04:32 PM

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Honestly, though, that's way more tame than I imagined when I saw this thread.  Don't feel bad.  JMR and Djinn are both like the most reasonable understanding people in the world.


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Posted 03 May 2018 - 04:37 PM

Oh I'll get to some juicier shit sooner or later. Like the time i farted in front of a girl on a date while watching Everything is Illuminated. It was on a leather couch so it reverberated like throwing a basketball at a corrugated metal roof. I didn't even know i had to fart!


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Posted 03 May 2018 - 04:38 PM

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Posted 03 May 2018 - 04:49 PM

Literally every moment of every day.


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Posted 03 May 2018 - 04:58 PM

At a previous job I forgot to lock the bathroom door and had the horrific displeasure of making eye contact with a co-worker, while poop was coming out of my butt, who thought the bathroom was unoccupied. I almost quit that day.
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"You know BornInCrimson, guys, right? The guy who hosts, like, Dwelling of Duels? I was in there with him, and Master Hatchet, that guy kicks ass. He has like these metal arrangements. But anyways. I'm trying to say...uh...I was there with these guys, and uh..."


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Posted 03 May 2018 - 05:09 PM

One time when I was in 5th grade before my parents finalized their divorce, my dad was outside grilling and my mom asked if I wanted baked beans, I said I don't know so I asked dad and he said yes, and my mom gave me this super irritated look for just a half-second that I could tell said "I didn't really want to make them, but now I fucking have to". I love my mom to death but that shit is still with me and I'll never tell her because she would feel SO bad
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Posted 03 May 2018 - 05:54 PM

In 2006 I bought alcohol for my underage coworkers at RadioShack (they were like, 19, I was 21) and got drunk at one of their parent's houses (who were out of town) and clogged the toilet with vomit and it overflowed the toilet. I had to clean up my own vomit allll over the floor of this kid's only bathroom in a terrible, painful state of pre-hangoverness.
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Posted 03 May 2018 - 06:06 PM

I feel like I should give you a hug. Do you want a hug?
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Posted 03 May 2018 - 06:27 PM

This one time in like 5th or 6th grade band they had us go with a bunch of other band kids to make this big super group of 100 elementary school band kids, and I didn't know anyone there. I really don't remember the details, but I vividly remember sitting with a shit ton of other kids and the conductor saying that we would be playing Tequila. He mentioned how that song was in Pee Wee's Big Adventure, and right then I excitedly, for no reason, yelled out, "Yeah!"

 

I can still see in my mind's eye everyone's heads rotate in my direction.


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Posted 03 May 2018 - 06:36 PM

I feel like I should give you a hug. Do you want a hug?

 

Haha, but yes, I'd take a hug.

 

One time in 6th grade we had a class trip on a on a Friday (I don't remember the reason) to the roller skating rink (literally down the street from the middle and high school), paid for by the school, I had my skates on, got my free soda and slice of pizza, rolling back to the tables and then slipped on some wetness and fell ass first onto the linoleum. My coccyx realllly hurt and I pretty much had to sit out the whole, fun, skating portion of the day. Also, the pizza landed right on my chest and neck, and dropped the soda on my shorts, so that was great. ALSO, this was in front at least a 100 other kids who got way more of a kick out of the whole thing than I. The laughter is what haunts me. They gave me more pizza and soda (probably so I wouldn't complain to my parents and get them sued) and also two rolls of quarters to use in the little arcade, so that was the first time I ever beat the Ninja Turtles arcade game, and went 6-2 in NBA Jam against my pleb schoolmates. So, I guess it wasn't a completely shit-ass day.  


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Posted 03 May 2018 - 06:48 PM

I got in a fight in 7th grade, somehow, in the locker room before gym class (or P.E. as it was called in southern Maryland). I don't really remember how it began, I just remember getting kicked in the leg and then seeing red. All the kids ran over and starting chanting "FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT", as kids do. But once I got Jason, my opponent, in what was sort of a half-nelson, maybe three-quarter-nelson, he was pretty much helpless. I held him for a few seconds while he struggled, during which some kid in the peanut gallery yelled "THIS FIGHT SUCKS, YOU FAGGOTS". He got a few cheers. I had had enough of the whole thing so I threw Jason over the bench and stomped his chest (I don't know why I did that). I went back to changing and he got up and told the teacher. All he made us do is write some shit the whole class, something like "i will not fight at school" over and over.

I'm just super embarrassed I even got into the fight in first place, let alone STOMPING on this kid. It was so shitty. I didn't even have anything against Jason. In 9th grade we had English class together and I sat in the desk directly in front of him. I thought he'd still hate me but he was super nice and we got on just fine. But I still felt like such a fucking asshole.
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Posted 03 May 2018 - 07:00 PM

Once at work I went to put on my headphones not realizing it wasn't plugged in..and i went to play some super cheery light hearted NES VGM and it was super loud and blaring for the whole office to hear. 

 

Ugh My Shame was exposed.  0_0


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Posted 03 May 2018 - 08:18 PM

I got in a fight in 7th grade, somehow, in the locker room before gym class (or P.E. as it was called in southern Maryland).

What part of SOMD did you live in?


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Posted 03 May 2018 - 08:30 PM

If i wanted to get into this topic I might as well write a book

Or probably most posts I made before like 2010 let's be honest
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