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#16 Beef-Clef

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Posted 03 May 2018 - 09:12 PM

I got into a fight in the 7th grade with this kid named Mike, we were in the girls gym and I knocked him out. As we were being taken out by the guards I was thinking how I hoped the girls didn't think I was an asshole. Later when we were taken back to class to get our things my friend comes up to me and says "you looked like kind of a dick until you punched him, the girls in the gym thought you were an asshole". :(


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Posted 03 May 2018 - 10:09 PM

I got in a fight in 7th grade, somehow, in the locker room before gym class (or P.E. as it was called in southern Maryland).

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Calvert County, near lots of tobacco fields. I think they're soybean fields now.

Can I post on behalf of my brother? When he was around 13, this dumbass kid he knew convinced him that they should try to smoke oregano. My dad caught them in our basement with half a paper towel rolled up and stuffed.

I like brother and he's great now, but he sure knew a lot of dumb fucking idiot kids when he was younger. More than one of his friends has ended up in rehab for oxycontin (which was just starting to become a big problem in our county) and stealing shit from their friends and family to sell for more pills. I'd be God damn embarrassed to have been associated with them growing up.
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Posted 03 May 2018 - 10:14 PM

When I was in middle school, I rode the school bus to school and had the choice of two bus stops an equal distance from my home to wait at. I chose the one where some boys in my grade waited, and I felt that one of the best parts of my day shooting the shit with them every morning. One day, one of the boys asked me why I chose this bus stop instead of that one. I said it was because I liked being where my friends were. He then informed me that they were not my friends and that none of them liked me, and that I should wait at the other stop.
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Posted 03 May 2018 - 10:36 PM

almost a year ago

 

cousin Erin's graduation for her masters

 

cousin's boyfriend Seth also there

 

we have a bbq in a local park to celebrate

 

backtrack

 

my mom gave Seth some Hawaiian Beads

 

Seth took them and put them around his neck for the graduation

 

later at bbq

 

i arrive and Seth asks me what the beads were

 

but instead of beads he said nuts

 

like "what do these nuts mean?"

 

i wasn't sure, and i thought he was joking or something

 

i replied and said "DEEZ NUTZ"

 

i've never uttered those words before

 

but it just came out

 

but Seth was only asking

 

because his grandfather was asking Seth

 

and his Grandfather was right there

 

and i froze and thought

 

what have i done...

 

i was so out a touch with reality


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Posted 04 May 2018 - 04:36 AM

one time, in 5th or 6th grade. i wasn't feeling well and i just vomited right on my table, over the books.. but a lot of it landed on a kid's backpack that was laying on the floor, right by my table. everybody was looking at me, and i froze, like.. deer in headlights froze. then i got up and start running out of class, right into the bathroom. for some reason, i thought nobody would want to talk to me ever again. so i just hid in the bathroom instead of cleaning myself, for at least half-hour.

 

i still feel bad about it..


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Posted 04 May 2018 - 06:46 AM

Does anyone else have this weird problem where they think of embarrassing random moments from their life ALL THE DANG TIME? I drive around in my car all day and have a lot of time to think, I get hit with random stupid memories pretty often and sometimes utter out loud to myself "idiot!!!". Fun stuff! Silly Mikey.


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Posted 04 May 2018 - 07:30 AM

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Posted 04 May 2018 - 07:54 AM

When I was in middle school, I rode the school bus to school and had the choice of two bus stops an equal distance from my home to wait at. I chose the one where some boys in my grade waited, and I felt that one of the best parts of my day shooting the shit with them every morning. One day, one of the boys asked me why I chose this bus stop instead of that one. I said it was because I liked being where my friends were. He then informed me that they were not my friends and that none of them liked me, and that I should wait at the other stop.


God damn, that is heartbreaking. :(
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Posted 04 May 2018 - 08:31 AM

When I was in middle school, I rode the school bus to school and had the choice of two bus stops an equal distance from my home to wait at. I chose the one where some boys in my grade waited, and I felt that one of the best parts of my day shooting the shit with them every morning. One day, one of the boys asked me why I chose this bus stop instead of that one. I said it was because I liked being where my friends were. He then informed me that they were not my friends and that none of them liked me, and that I should wait at the other stop.


Wtf..
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Posted 04 May 2018 - 08:45 AM

The first (and last) time shortly after I began my transition when I used the men's room. The look on the guy's face using the urinal next to me was literally like o_o. It was so awkward. It was 4 years ago so I laugh about it now, but that made me cringe for a long time lol.


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Posted 04 May 2018 - 08:50 AM

At my last job, one of the drivers who delivered supplies was a dude from a local band who started chatting me up about all things prog rock and Pink Floyd in particular. He told me he really liked Meddle, but for whatever reason I thought he said "metal" and was attempting to steer the conversation toward prog metal so I started talking about Dream Theater. I was so embarassed when I realized I missed the mark, and we never had a chat like that again :(


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Posted 04 May 2018 - 09:48 AM

When I was 8 or 9 I was in a coach pitch little league. During this particular game I was assigned to the pitcher position which meant I had to stand on the mound with the other teams coach, while he pitched to his team. At the time I was wearing some socks that kept sliding down my legs and I kept having to pull them back up. One time while trying to fix those damned socks, I was lifting my pant legs up to pull those socks up and the opposing side's coach said "Ooooooh, sexy!" I immediately stopped what I was doing and then had that moment of hyper-awareness that you get when you are embarrassed. I didn't give a fuck about my socks anymore. I was creeped out/embarrassed and I just wanted to be done with the game.

 

I was too embarrassed to tell my parents/coach/anyone.


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Posted 04 May 2018 - 09:53 AM

one time, in 5th or 6th grade. i wasn't feeling well and i just vomited right on my table, over the books.. but a lot of it landed on a kid's backpack that was laying on the floor, right by my table. everybody was looking at me, and i froze, like.. deer in headlights froze. then i got up and start running out of class, right into the bathroom. for some reason, i thought nobody would want to talk to me ever again. so i just hid in the bathroom instead of cleaning myself, for at least half-hour.

i still feel bad about it..

I, too, have a vomit story! In 9th grade I sat st a lunch table between opposite types of people. My friends on the left were dorky artsy types and kids of the right were somewhat asshole-ish but not in any of the popular cliques.

I don't know why but I wanted to be friends with all of them, and one day the kids on the right were having a Fruitopia chugging contest. Somebody did two or three bottles back to back and I stepped up and said I could do four. I managed to pull it off but about a minute before the bell rang for class I vomited at least 90% of what was in my stomach. It felt like it was never ending. Purple artificial fruit water just kept coming and coming, all over the lunch table. Somehow everyone was fast enough to jump away fill before getting any on them. I ran went to my next class, in maximum red-faced embarrassment mode, which luckily had nobody from that lunch table in it. 

I felt so bad leaving that mess for the custodial staff. It still bothers me. The next day the vice principal came over and gave us a stern lecture about how we should clean up what we spill. They guys in the right thought it was awesome and wanted to do another contest, but it was that day I realized I didn't want to be part of their group. I still feel idiotic and guilty.


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Posted 04 May 2018 - 09:55 AM

When I was 8 or 9 I was in a coach pitch little league. During this particular game I was assigned to the pitcher position which meant I had to stand on the mound with the other teams coach, while he pitched to his team. At the time I was wearing some socks that kept sliding down my legs and I kept having to pull them back up. One time while trying to fix those damned socks, I was lifting my pant legs up to pull those socks up and the opposing side's coach said "Ooooooh, sexy!" I immediately stopped what I was doing and then had that moment of hyper-awareness that you get when you are embarrassed. I didn't give a fuck about my socks anymore. I was creeped out/embarrassed and I just wanted to be done with the game.
 
I was too embarrassed to tell my parents/coach/anyone.


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Posted 04 May 2018 - 10:09 AM

Mom caught me using a tub of Crisco as a jerk sleeve. Luckily I had the foresight to get out a loaf of bread beforehand and tried to play it off like I was making grilled cheese. Not sure if the alibi worked.


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