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#46 M-H

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Posted 05 May 2018 - 10:45 AM

This one's gross and I've never told a soul about it.

The family of my best friend growing up (let's call him Todd), whom I've known since 2nd grade, has relatives in Delaware, and they had a timeshare in the Bethany Beach area that they'd let them use from time to time. I got invited to go with them on two non-consecutive Summers for a week. Final Fantasy Tactics was played a lot the first year, so I must've been 12 then and Dude, Where's My Car was rented during the other Summer, so I was 15? The first year was uneventful and I managed to not embarrass myself in any substantial way I can remember.

But the second year was after I had started learning guitar and my friend the bass. We brought our instruments and would low-key jam upstairs when we weren't at the beach, playing video games, or watching movies. His sister brought a friend too, let's call them Elaine and Amy (they were a year younger). One day after having a little 311 jam session he went downstairs to play whatever video games we brought with us while I stayed upstairs playing guitar and watching the TV up there. Amy came in wearing just her bathing suit and ended up giving me a handjob (my first real sexual encounter) while Johnny Mnemonic was on TNT.

The embarrassing part is that we were on a twin bed, so it was cramped, and when I finished I clenched by butt so hard that I twisted on the bed and got some jizz on Todd's bass, which was in its case on the floor next to the bed - accidentally left open. It wasn't like a lot but still. Amy then took off her top, apparently not noticing or not caring what happened, but I was so mortified I just wanted to clean everything up. I hastily left her there and got some paper towels, but by the time I got back she was gone, probably feeling shunned, and I was left to clean my own semen off my friend's bass before it got crusty.

This was all on day 2, so I still had most of the week left with all these people. Each day was filled with guilt, anxiety, and regret. I probably could've had a pretty fun-filled, sexy week, but instead I was painfully nervous Amy would tell Elaine who would tell Todd or maybe one of the people in their extended family who also had a timeshare nearby. That would've been a god-damn nightmare. But she kept it under wraps, probably also embarrassed. I hope that experience didn't fuck her up.
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Posted 05 May 2018 - 10:48 AM

This isn't too terrible, but it happened today.
 
Tenacious D's "Fuck Her Gently" just came up on shuffle and it was only at the end of the song, after I'd been singing along (loudly) that I realized my window was open.


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Posted 05 May 2018 - 12:30 PM

This one's gross and I've never told a soul about it.

The family of my best friend growing up (let's call him Todd), whom I've known since 2nd grade, has relatives in Delaware, and they had a timeshare in the Bethany Beach area that they'd let them use from time to time. I got invited to go with them on two non-consecutive Summers for a week. Final Fantasy Tactics was played a lot the first year, so I must've been 12 then and Dude, Where's My Car was rented during the other Summer, so I was 15? The first year was uneventful and I managed to not embarrass myself in any substantial way I can remember.

But the second year was after I had started learning guitar and my friend the bass. We brought our instruments and would low-key jam upstairs when we weren't at the beach, playing video games, or watching movies. His sister brought a friend too, let's call them Elaine and Amy (they were a year younger). One day after having a little 311 jam session he went downstairs to play whatever video games we brought with us while I stayed upstairs playing guitar and watching the TV up there. Amy came in wearing just her bathing suit and ended up gave me a handjob (my first real sexual encounter) while Johnny Mnemonic was on TNT.

The embarrassing part is that we were on a twin bed, so it was cramped, and when I finished I clenched by butt so hard that I twisted on the bed and got some jizz on Todd's bass, which was in its case on the floor next to the bed - accidentally left open. It wasn't like a lot but still. Amy then took off her top, apparently noticing or not caring what happened, but I was so mortified I just wanted to clean everything up. I hastily left her there and got some paper towels, but by the time I got back she was gone, probably feeling shunned, and I was left to clean my own semen off my friend's bass before it got crusty.

This was all on day 2, so I still had most of the week left with all these people. Each day was filled with guilt, anxiety, and regret. I probably could've had a pretty fun-filled, sexy week, but instead I was painfully nervous Amy would tell Elaine who would tell Todd or maybe one of the people in their extended family who also had a timeshare nearby. That would've been a god-damn nightmare. But she kept it under wraps, probably also embarrassed. I hope that experience didn't fuck her up.



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Posted 05 May 2018 - 03:28 PM

Recently my daughter has a friend from her preschool over to our house. This was the first real play date for both kids - neither of them have been so great socializing with other kids yet so this was a big deal for us all. Even better is that friend's parents are pretty cool so we were excited to get some adult friends. So stakes were high that not only I'm hoping the kids get along fine but also that I don't end up embarrassing myself in front of friend's mom while they're over. Anyway they're here and playing and eventually go upstairs and say that the grownups have to stay downstairs. So this is cool, they're getting along and playing by themselves! Then when they finally come down, my daughter isn't wearing pants or underpants, and friend is actually carrying them for her. Which, in the one hand, they're 3 so no big deal, but I have no idea how friend's mom is going to react to this. Luckily she's cool with it but I'm still embarrassed.

Daughter didn't put pants/underpants back on until after they left. When I asked why she took them off she said "if I didn't take them off then a stormtrooper would come in"...??
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Posted 05 May 2018 - 04:50 PM

Oh shit, how did I forget about this one? I almost burned down "Todd's" fucking house! I can't remember the age, but probably early middle school, maybe 6th grade. I was at the aforementioned Todd's house and it was the dead of winter. Lots and lots of snow that year. We were all bundled up and play in the yard and woods that surrounded his house. We went back in through the basement door where the wood operated furnace was. A compacted nugget of snow came off my coat and fell on top of the furance. It sizzled and melted and we thought it was the coolest thing. So Todd dropped a larger piece on it. And then I dropped an even bigger piece into a little glass of liquid on top of the furnace which made a big splash and then burst into flames. I think it used to be candle. I started screaming "WATER WATER WATER" because I didn't know that's not what you want to use in that situation. His parents came down really fast and put it out pretty easily, so I'm pretty sure it wasn't the first time it had happened. They weren't super pissed at me, either. Partially because they could tell I felt so, so awful about the whole thing, probably.
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Posted 05 May 2018 - 08:58 PM

Lol, I just remembered I came close to chopping off my friend's arm with an axe back in like 6th grade. Sorry, Louie Jacobson!
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Posted 06 May 2018 - 01:26 AM

M-H, I think yo're a pretty solid dude.

Dude, thanks. I think you're swell too.

I think I've gotten out all my big embarrassments. I'll have to make some time for introspection and see if there's anything else I can pull from the catacombs of my life.
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Posted 06 May 2018 - 08:29 PM

3rd grade I was in music class, and it was in a separate building from our classroom.  It was cold in there, and I had a sweatshirt on, so I pulled my arms in from the sleeves.  My friend Nick was sitting next to me, and he grabbed my two floppy arm-less sleeves and tied them in a knot.  He laughed, and I kinda laughed.. then the teacher saw us.  This music teacher was an inhuman kid-hating soulless cunt.  She pointed me out in front of the entire class, and made me walk back to our home classroom and show my teacher what happened.  I walked back in complete and total shame, looking like some goddamn retarded straight jacket victim that I was a willing participant in.  Homeroom teacher was nowhere to be found (thank god) so I had to take my sweatshirt off and stand there shirtless in our empty homeroom and untie the knots. 


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Posted 06 May 2018 - 08:36 PM

Often when I think of things like this thread I wish my head would explode like that Scanners gif.
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Posted 07 May 2018 - 03:29 PM

 

I'm not 100% sure this is embarrassing because you're completely and utterly owning that park without any degree of giving a flying fuck, which is amazing.

Thanks, bb <3

What I'm REALLY embarrassed about is all of that AAE music. I found a CD-R of it recently and tried to listen to it and it was unbearable. And if there was a r/musiccringe it would definitely stay on the front page for ages. 


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Posted 13 May 2018 - 06:40 PM

Pretty much most of my life is embarrassing, but hey remember that one time I drank an entire bottle of wine at Darmock's parents' house and threw up on myself & Rauble... Blacked out and woke up the next day in a bed with no pants, because y'all we nice enough to wash them. ❤
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Posted 13 May 2018 - 08:00 PM

Mom caught me using a tub of Crisco as a jerk sleeve. Luckily I had the foreskin


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Posted 14 May 2018 - 09:23 AM

Pretty much most of my life is embarrassing, but hey remember that one time I drank an entire bottle of wine at Darmock's parents' house and threw up on myself & Rauble... Blacked out and woke up the next day in a bed with no pants, because y'all we nice enough to wash them. ❤

It's fine. 

Remember that one time at spook's birthday that I was casually drinking and said I wasn't going to get in the pool but then I did get in the pool which elevated my drunkeness to the extreme with its powerful transformative powers and then I passed out next to a rat trap with a towel over me and cetera heckled me while DBJ Mike smoked all my cigarettes and then I woke up and got on a treadmill and jammed my foot in between the belt and the plastic outside part and my foot was bleeding real bad and then the good ship Amistad came and whisked Mike and I back to creeper's house and then I texted spook to say "food night sweet price" and then the next day cetera had tagged me in appx 50 photos of me half naked and passed out and two girls I know commented on them and I had to argue with cetera about why I might not want those on Facebook let alone tagged in them?

 

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Posted 14 May 2018 - 10:13 AM

My mom caught me fucking my giant teddy bear when I was 4 or 5 peen out and all.  I didn't know what a vag was at the time so I was aiming for the belly button.  She grabbed it and threw it down the stairs to the basement immediately.  My sex life was off to a great start.


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Posted 14 May 2018 - 10:29 AM

My mom caught me fucking my giant teddy bear when I was 4 or 5 peen out and all.  I didn't know what a vag was at the time so I was aiming for the belly button.  She grabbed it and threw it down the stairs to the basement immediately.  My sex life was off to a great start.

 

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