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#1131118 Currently Listening To:
Posted by joe.distort on 26 March 2012 - 03:48 PM
#1127510 Bringing it Together Like Pangea Phx/ L.A. Compilation
Posted by joe.distort on 14 March 2012 - 02:32 PM
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#1121839 shizz karaoke night?
Posted by joe.distort on 20 February 2012 - 12:27 PM
i was good to go, but with the huge wait i ended up totally drunk before my turn yowch
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#1116767 AARON BURR AND CAM CAMERON
Posted by joe.distort on 28 January 2012 - 09:01 AM
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#1115984 BIG TIME PARTY SAT FEB 11TH
Posted by joe.distort on 25 January 2012 - 09:14 AM
that gives me enough notice to bring a casserole*
*casserole may mean any of the following: dessert, rolled joints, drinking all the beer in your house, stealing a dog and gifting it to you, more terrible comics with Thanos, or makin out with dudes
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#1105985 AJJ, SB's, ROAR, EotB
Posted by joe.distort on 19 December 2011 - 07:03 PM
it wont be the last. MOSH THREATS
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#1078637 Help Needed
Posted by joe.distort on 12 September 2011 - 01:51 PM
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#1075243 cars towed from parking lot in mill ave.
Posted by joe.distort on 29 August 2011 - 03:15 PM
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#1067106 Its Friday mawfuggas!
Posted by joe.distort on 29 July 2011 - 12:06 PM
happy birthday!
this weekend im gonna finish this book im reading, hang out with my pets, work out and have dinner with my family. probably take the lady to see Arry Pottuh as well. she loves that stuff, i am indifferent. its not bad to me, i just dont care.
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#1065708 RIP Amy Winehouse
Posted by joe.distort on 25 July 2011 - 02:22 PM
didnt say it was funny or gender-equal.
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#1065692 RIP Amy Winehouse
Posted by joe.distort on 25 July 2011 - 01:55 PM
that said, i really dont care either way about her dying just as i didnt care about her living. i DO care that everytime a celebrity dies, twitter turns into the stupid joke-a-thon. ugh. i may talk about my pug a lot on there, but at least im not regurgitating third rate jay leno material
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#1063964 Therapy?
Posted by joe.distort on 19 July 2011 - 02:14 PM
and, while it sucked at the time, i DID take her to the hospital, hungover as fuck, the one year where the team ive loved since i was a child was in the superbowl against impossible odds. the upside, is that every year, she remembers this and superbowl sunday is AWESOME in my house delayed gratification: its cool.The honesty of something like that is so refreshing to me.
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#1063963 Therapy?
Posted by joe.distort on 19 July 2011 - 02:12 PM
this fascinates me,not in a sexual way because even though i am a pervert, anal is blechTo relate to this I met a girl at a party this weekend who within 15 minutes of meeting some Bro had anal with him behind a storage shed
im just curious what kinda person is like 'hmm, this dude at the party seems cool. he brought me a beer. i should PROBABLY just let this stranger fuck me in the butthole'
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#1060042 birthday party for old man donald
Posted by joe.distort on 06 July 2011 - 08:36 AM
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#1047197 Its Friday mawfuggas!
Posted by joe.distort on 27 May 2011 - 02:17 PM
sunday is the best day for getting deals on stuff, and is the least crowdedI think I might go on Sunday. One of the writers I really like will be there on Sunday.
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