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joe.distort

Member Since 12 Oct 2009
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#1131118 Currently Listening To:

Posted by joe.distort on 26 March 2012 - 03:48 PM

whoa...since i love PJ Harvey so much, a few people have told me to check out CHelsea WOlfe and i will be damned if that doesnt look like her too! i need to listen to this later if i rememberz
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#1127510 Bringing it Together Like Pangea Phx/ L.A. Compilation

Posted by joe.distort on 14 March 2012 - 02:32 PM

when i mentioned one of the badns on here that i cant stand, Raub told me to 'get bent' which was hilarious and i believe the only time someone has ever said that to me in real life
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#1121839 shizz karaoke night?

Posted by joe.distort on 20 February 2012 - 12:27 PM

if you missed this, you missed the absolute, without a doubt worst performance of my life

i was good to go, but with the huge wait i ended up totally drunk before my turn yowch
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#1116767 AARON BURR AND CAM CAMERON

Posted by joe.distort on 28 January 2012 - 09:01 AM

CAMERON CAMERON IS MY FAVORITE WHITE PERSON NAME IN FOOTBALL
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#1115984 BIG TIME PARTY SAT FEB 11TH

Posted by joe.distort on 25 January 2012 - 09:14 AM

rad town

that gives me enough notice to bring a casserole*




*casserole may mean any of the following: dessert, rolled joints, drinking all the beer in your house, stealing a dog and gifting it to you, more terrible comics with Thanos, or makin out with dudes
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#1105985 AJJ, SB's, ROAR, EotB

Posted by joe.distort on 19 December 2011 - 07:03 PM

it was fun as fuck. and im not ashamed at being proud to bring the mosh to the Crescent for the first time.

it wont be the last. MOSH THREATS
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#1078637 Help Needed

Posted by joe.distort on 12 September 2011 - 01:51 PM

so sad.
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#1075243 cars towed from parking lot in mill ave.

Posted by joe.distort on 29 August 2011 - 03:15 PM

what the hell place are you guys talking about?
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#1067106 Its Friday mawfuggas!

Posted by joe.distort on 29 July 2011 - 12:06 PM

30 isnt young. people that tell you that are old. (i turned 30 this year and am sick of hearing how young i am from old people and young-bodies-with-old-brains)

happy birthday!

this weekend im gonna finish this book im reading, hang out with my pets, work out and have dinner with my family. probably take the lady to see Arry Pottuh as well. she loves that stuff, i am indifferent. its not bad to me, i just dont care.
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#1065708 RIP Amy Winehouse

Posted by joe.distort on 25 July 2011 - 02:22 PM

im just saying as far as creative 'jokes' it was better than more of the same crap i woke up to yesterday morning.

didnt say it was funny or gender-equal.
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#1065692 RIP Amy Winehouse

Posted by joe.distort on 25 July 2011 - 01:55 PM

as much as we are all a bunch of callous fuckers in 2011 (where sarcasm and mean-ness is nearly impenetrable) it really is sad when people die. everyone has a family, and unless they were mean, horrible people who actually did bad things to people that family will be greiving.

that said, i really dont care either way about her dying just as i didnt care about her living. i DO care that everytime a celebrity dies, twitter turns into the stupid joke-a-thon. ugh. i may talk about my pug a lot on there, but at least im not regurgitating third rate jay leno material
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#1063964 Therapy?

Posted by joe.distort on 19 July 2011 - 02:14 PM

The honesty of something like that is so refreshing to me.

and, while it sucked at the time, i DID take her to the hospital, hungover as fuck, the one year where the team ive loved since i was a child was in the superbowl against impossible odds. the upside, is that every year, she remembers this and superbowl sunday is AWESOME in my house :D delayed gratification: its cool.
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#1063963 Therapy?

Posted by joe.distort on 19 July 2011 - 02:12 PM

To relate to this I met a girl at a party this weekend who within 15 minutes of meeting some Bro had anal with him behind a storage shed

this fascinates me,not in a sexual way because even though i am a pervert, anal is blech

im just curious what kinda person is like 'hmm, this dude at the party seems cool. he brought me a beer. i should PROBABLY just let this stranger fuck me in the butthole'
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#1060042 birthday party for old man donald

Posted by joe.distort on 06 July 2011 - 08:36 AM

i think my self and the liz will be there. she might do some baking.
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#1047197 Its Friday mawfuggas!

Posted by joe.distort on 27 May 2011 - 02:17 PM

I think I might go on Sunday. One of the writers I really like will be there on Sunday.

sunday is the best day for getting deals on stuff, and is the least crowded
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