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joe.distort

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#1047193 Its Friday mawfuggas!

Posted by joe.distort on 27 May 2011 - 02:07 PM

ITS FUCKING COMIC CON!

which means next week I CAN LOOK FORWARD TO PEOPLE ASKING ME WHAT I DRESSED UP AS BECAUSE THATS WHAT EVERYONE THINKS COMIC CON ENTAILS
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#1047125 this happend

Posted by joe.distort on 27 May 2011 - 11:16 AM

WoW

hahaahaha
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#1047123 this happend

Posted by joe.distort on 27 May 2011 - 11:15 AM

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/may/25/china-prisoners-internet-gaming-scam

this is insane. this is the world we are in now...


that's some crazy shit. no one ever paid me shit for my hours and hours of shooting water fowl in Duck Hunt when i was young. >:-(

because theres no way to monetize that and it has little to nothing to do with MMO gold farming?
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#1046441 Brewer plans to sue to stop the AZ Medical Marijuana Law

Posted by joe.distort on 25 May 2011 - 11:33 AM

i just called the governeres office and spoke with an aide. as a medical care coordinator, this is infuriating. they told me 'she was worried about state employees being raided and arrested'.

a) they could not tell me of instances of raids in other states with legal medical marijuana
B) when the hell do state employees write or distribute medication besides independent ahcccs doctors...the ones who she is already damaging SEVERELY with the ahcccs cuts?
c)there were no true answers as to who this benefits
d) i stated, CLEARLY, that this decision to worry about/uphold federal legal mamdates seems like an odd turn for her, after she uses the media to portray how 'independent' she is from that. especially since she uses 'the will of the people' as her calling card for sb1070, even though this one WAS actually voted on by us
e) i made a clear closing statement identifying myself as a health care worker, stating that i am simply calling to voice opposition, as too often people just ignore these things
f) they wouldnt let me talk to brewer (haha, no shit. but i figured, i already had them on the phone-why not?)
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#1045155 FOX

Posted by joe.distort on 20 May 2011 - 10:47 AM

i feel like they are a nice middle ground between cats and small dog/wolves

i wish i could cross breed my pretty cat with one of those desert foxes and create THE WOOOOORLDS CUUUUUTEST AAAAAANIMAAAL
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#1043736 No English -lol

Posted by joe.distort on 16 May 2011 - 11:08 AM

not even close

this is like CBS sitcom levels of funny
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#1040484 Its Friday mawfuggas!

Posted by joe.distort on 06 May 2011 - 09:52 AM

tomorrow is Free Comic Book Day, and its mainly geared towards kids so if you have kids or know any kids and want to encourage them to read and/or get them a grip of free stuff, you should bring em down to one of the fine comic stores in town. i know some people like the Atomic Comics chain, but i always go to independent stores-especially because Atomic limits stuff and other shops give kids more.

READING!
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#1034484 Cool Bars in Tempe

Posted by joe.distort on 21 April 2011 - 05:51 PM

TIME OUT
FOUR PEAKS

uhhh i dont really hang out in tempe anymore either
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#1032186 stay classy, kobe!

Posted by joe.distort on 14 April 2011 - 01:12 PM

Yet another reason to not support professional sports.


fuck him, but this statement is also ridiculous. it has nothing to do with sports, and everything to do with the rich doing whatever they want.


i don't think it has anything to do with wealth. kobe's an asshole, and he'd be an asshole if he was a ditchdigger, too.

there are plenty of professional athletes who make shitloads of money who would never act like this.

i didnt say all rich people are dicks, i said the rich do whatever they want. some of them buy houses for single moms, some are assholes.
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#1031346 OkStupid

Posted by joe.distort on 12 April 2011 - 03:01 PM

POF is pretty awful, but not as bad as okcupid. Some dude in a Ramones shirt who calls himself "Obamacrat" is always trolling me on there. Forever Alone.

YO BARRY IS MARRIED THAT SHIT AINT COOL

good to know he digs the ramones though
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#1025938 Currently Eating

Posted by joe.distort on 29 March 2011 - 01:54 PM

i switched the tahini i use for my hummus last night and it came out like fucking paste. need to try to fix with some olive oil and lemon juice

just ate some strawberries. when they are perfect, they are one of the greatest pleasures in the world
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#1024870 record store day!

Posted by joe.distort on 25 March 2011 - 11:26 PM

Anyone finds a stash of "how to" or instructional, or pre-made commercials, or politician promotion, or "the year that was", or home recorded discs other STUFF THAT JUST AIN'T FREAKIN MUSIC AT ALL on 7" please let me know.

(Not looking for poetry, or religious stuff, or kids story records tho.)

That is my thing.

i have definitely seen these types of things. i will be on the lookout from here on out
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#1024630 record store day!

Posted by joe.distort on 25 March 2011 - 09:43 AM

http://www.groupon.com/r/uu897031 $16 voucher for $8 at Revolver Records!

awesome.
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#1024168 It's St Patty's day

Posted by joe.distort on 24 March 2011 - 09:34 AM

'being boring' is mostly awesome...but only about 28 days out of each month. the other 2-3 I FEEL THE NEED TO ROCK AND OR ROLL HEARTILY AND YELL AT A WHOLE DOUBLE DECKER BUS FULL OF EUROPEANS BEFORE GETTING IN ALL OF THEIR PICTURES AGAINST THEIR WILL

somehow when i am a drunk dickhead, strangers love me. when i am a sober dickhead, they want to fight. its weird.
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#1018422 I have no sympathy for people who don't pay their way in life

Posted by joe.distort on 07 March 2011 - 11:31 AM

Is there any democratic/liberal talking point any of you disagree with? I'm just curious because it seems highly suspicious to me that our political leaders should separate naturally into two different groups, one of which is right about almost everything and the other which is wrong about almost everything.

im so far left that it doesnt really apply to the democratic party anymore, since they are just as full of shit. the only parties left in my mind are the ruling class and us. i have lost all faith in the political system any higher up than city level, and as far as i am concerned 95% of politicians are wrong 95% of the time. everyone tries to protect the interest of money and commerce instead of the people.

AND back to the main thread topic, i was meeting with hematologists and oncologists whose patient bases are getting healthcare pulled from them IN THE MIDDLE OF TREATMENT COURSES. this is so fucked up. what a mess.
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