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Quezo

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#1196172 Your beard does not need a shave line at the neck...

Posted by Quezo on 12 February 2013 - 09:45 AM

Ok my my two cents on the neck beard.  You all know I live with someone who usually has an epic beard year round out of utter laziness.  There are cases when the neck beard should be groomed in my opinion.  I don't mind the beard but please shave the neck when it starts to look like you have a vagina on your neck.

 

I don't know, a neck vagina is pretty special.

It's that "forbidden neck vagina sex will make him manstruate to death" because arteries & shit


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#1193579 Your beard does not need a shave line at the neck...

Posted by Quezo on 29 January 2013 - 02:31 PM

Dearest Mr. Lucas,

 

It doesn't.

It makes your neck look giant, and your face smaller.

Those pictures of you back in the 70's and 80's, your facial follicles furiously flowed from

all aspects of your head.  You were lean then too, and had style of your own.

 

Most men have fallen prey to putting lines to the bottom neck area of the beard.

Myself included.  It is only through growing a full man mane mysef that I see the error of this tactic.

 

1.  Maintenance. No shaving is why you started growing a beard, right? So quit it already! Let's see what them hairs are made of. Let It Grow. Now, if your face fur extends to your eyeballs on your cheeks, it's time to start seeing those nice ladies at the mall who use string to get those hairs under control. Or pluck em yourself if you've the cojones.

 

2. Style. If your beard rises past your jawline at the bottom, you either have a giant jaw, or it's gotten out  of hand. I'd say shave itoff and start fresh, as you now have sidewhiskers, not a beard.

 

3. Testosterone. What says I am a man better than a beard? A footlong penis you say? Granted, but you can be arrested for showing that off in public, and what a waste of potential at that, Mr. Reggie Sexofender.

 

4. Hair. An easy solution:  Long hair? Short or long beard. Short hair? Short to long beard. Medium hair? Short or extra long; a danger of looking unkempt here. Juxtaposition is key in this area.

 

5. Grooming. Any beard can look raggedy if you do not frame it correctly with hair, hygiene and clothing, or H2C. Just be cleanish. Or dirty, if that's your thing, but commit to it.

 

Ok, so I know you are probably saying to yourself, "who is this fucker, and why should I care?"

 

Just know that I am not alone in thinking this, just likely the first to say anything to you, George.

 

I can call you George, right?

 

Quezo

 

 

 


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#1190573 CIBO

Posted by Quezo on 15 January 2013 - 02:30 PM

Gonna be a good show this week: Jon Rauhouse with Megyn Neff and Robin Vining, and special guests Revizor!

 

I'll be back sitting in with Robin next week when the guests are Rueben's Accomplice & Jim Adkins!


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#1176587 News from the mini's forum

Posted by Quezo on 07 November 2012 - 01:44 PM

If it came down to it, I would definitely pay a subscription to be able to continue lurking around in here :)



What this lurker said, I agree
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#1168180 CIBO

Posted by Quezo on 21 September 2012 - 01:29 PM

Robin & I play here most sundays from 11-1.

Melfitana + Mimosa = MMMMMM
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#1166938 HUME: Fri.14 @TS. concrete, trippy, and holistic

Posted by Quezo on 14 September 2012 - 08:48 AM

Oh man I am psyched for this show tonight.

Episodes debut at Trunk Space. Yessss.

We also posted a new song yesterday which can be found on the event page from facebook & here:
http://soundcloud.co...n-on-kepler-22b

PS I used a DS yesterday during rehearsal for part of a beat. :)
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#1130101 Random Images You Like

Posted by Quezo on 22 March 2012 - 02:46 PM

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I was so into this until.....

Budweiser.

English amp should have Tetleys or something in it.
Canadian Standard Lager even
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#1125765 Bringing it Together Like Pangea Phx/ L.A. Compilation

Posted by Quezo on 07 March 2012 - 11:28 AM

this is gonna be so jem


Truly outrageous?


Truly Truly Truly Outrageous Jem?
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#1058496 Its Friday mawfuggas!

Posted by Quezo on 01 July 2011 - 01:16 PM

I don't get it. There's an A and a T in Ballet, so why can't you have them?




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#1055715 Its Friday mawfuggas!

Posted by Quezo on 24 June 2011 - 11:25 AM

Tonight is my first Critical Mass ride, and I'm super stoked.

Who is going?

It's at 7 and goes from Indian School Park to Tempe Beach Park
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#1050129 Currently Listening To:

Posted by Quezo on 06 June 2011 - 01:52 PM

WTF!
I just saw on silverplatter.info that Rebecca Black (as in "The") is playing at
Scottsdale Fashion Square today, AND is on River Jone's label now.



I know, right? WTF


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#1047204 Its Friday mawfuggas!

Posted by Quezo on 27 May 2011 - 02:26 PM

Not sure if I'm going to comicon or not this weekend.

I will be riding my bike around downtown and looking at comiconnies, checking out the Icehouse, maybe to the firehouse later for RPM orchestra,
and some beers and drinks along the way.

Who's with me?
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#1040508 happy bday RJL

Posted by Quezo on 06 May 2011 - 10:54 AM

Happiest day of birth my friend!
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#1034646 Cool Bars in Tempe

Posted by Quezo on 22 April 2011 - 08:05 AM

Do it at some atypical but topical place, like Tom hot dogs, or Cheba Hut
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#1033477 Home ownership

Posted by Quezo on 19 April 2011 - 07:53 AM

Tony, i think it was Rosalinda (for what her opinion is worth.) Clearly we didn't give TOO big a shit cuz we have better windows now...


the same rosalinda that built those new mcmansions over by the church and tried to sell them for $800k apiece? she can eat a dick.


the one and the same... the same one who just defaulted on one of them and is living in one of her rentals, now.


Since when did this become an H.O.A. style gossip session thread?
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