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#4861 Jaquio

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Posted 12 April 2012 - 10:50 PM

I belong here.

What's up superbad shizz mothercluckers.

You know why I drink Wild Turkey? To remind me that there is NO GOD.

Because that's what it tastes like. It tastes like there is no god.

Bar Room server CS what's up kids sipping beer. I'm fucked up in like three. Rounds.

Now Repo again. This shit seems familiar. This time I'm Rotti Largo.

Fuck you all y'all. Know what I'm sayin'?

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Posted 14 April 2012 - 01:21 AM

I just realized I can't read. I should go to bed.
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#4863 raubhimself

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Posted 20 April 2012 - 10:48 PM

DOUBLE POSA ASORRT

today was the last day of my team's lead developer so now my team is fucked. but we had a bozno bonkers happy hour after work and my boss bought me several jagerbombs and i got passed a irish car bomb somehow and now i'm sheeeeeiiiiiiit but i talked to a mega babe who i have t\alked to before but she gave me a hug and said we should hang out sometime but now it's not even 11 and i'm dunzo to the max.
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#4864 Rize

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Posted 20 April 2012 - 10:56 PM

DOUBLE POSA ASORRT

today was the last day of my team's lead developer so now my team is fucked. but we had a bozno bonkers happy hour after work and my boss bought me several jagerbombs and i got passed a irish car bomb somehow and now i'm sheeeeeiiiiiiit but i talked to a mega babe who i have t\alked to before but she gave me a hug and said we should hang out sometime but now it's not even 11 and i'm dunzo to the max.


Wait is absinth legal yet? If not, what did I just drink?

#4865 Demonstray

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Posted 20 April 2012 - 11:20 PM


DOUBLE POSA ASORRT

today was the last day of my team's lead developer so now my team is fucked. but we had a bozno bonkers happy hour after work and my boss bought me several jagerbombs and i got passed a irish car bomb somehow and now i'm sheeeeeiiiiiiit but i talked to a mega babe who i have t\alked to before but she gave me a hug and said we should hang out sometime but now it's not even 11 and i'm dunzo to the max.


Wait is absinth legal yet? If not, what did I just drink?

It's legal in Canada, I dunno about down thurr. I have a few friends who never drink anything but absinthe at parties.

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Posted 21 April 2012 - 11:48 PM

Yes, wormwood in Absinthe is legal in the US now. Just now.

That is fun for some people, but here's what matters:

There is no God. You know how I know? A'cause a WILD TURKEY.


In the Mormon religion they have this thing where you can pray to God with an honest heart and ask him to fill you with the spirit to know for certain that God is there.

Wild Turkey does the opposite and you didn't even know you were asking the question. You just drink and... an answer.

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Posted 22 April 2012 - 08:50 PM

mmmm delicfious vosdka

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Posted 22 April 2012 - 08:57 PM

god damn do if eel godo

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Posted 27 April 2012 - 10:00 PM

STUPID drunk right now but somehow I can actually type well. Dunno how this is possible. Quite an accomplishment I think. ;)

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Posted 28 April 2012 - 01:24 AM

Homemade Salmiakki and zombie mobies.

I'm going to keep it mobies.

Can't wait to sweat it all out tomorrow!

All men dream, but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds, wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act on their dreams with open eyes, to make them possible.


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Posted 05 May 2012 - 04:10 PM

Back in the day I got really pumped up for this game from Nintendo Power, I wanted to actually be the game's hero.



Turns out it has a sad ending. That's fine, it's kind of a trademark of Mana games.
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Posted 05 May 2012 - 04:20 PM

It turns out that whiskey and green tea mxed together makes me drunk. It is also nummy.
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Posted 05 May 2012 - 04:22 PM

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Posted 05 May 2012 - 04:29 PM

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I hear that
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Posted 05 May 2012 - 04:41 PM

I'm going to keep it MLIOOBEs.


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