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The truth(?) about Andrew W.K. From his brother, Patrick

#1 User is offline   MrBoglin 

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Posted 05 September 2005 - 05:29 PM

Link to the thread is here.

He says the following:

Hello,

this is Andrews brother, Patrick Wilkes-Krier (as known me from professional golf) and I have read over some posts people had posted and that is all a load of junk! Do not believe it! However I have some valuable information..the truth! Because me and Andrew talked over this and I promised to never tell this, but I am favoring you, the fans!

The plan was for Andrew to cut in a new style, yes, he has indeed got a haircut! But the pictures you see on the homepage were taken back in February some time. So that was a working way to grab attention which was successful. Then to get people (hackers) to post lies about how this whole messy situation started (which wa spart of the plan and were nothing but lies to grab attention and create confusion to promote the album) and then for Andrews made up character Kristine Williams to come clean. However, that was another part of the lies.

So the truth you wonder? Well the plan was for me, Patrick Wilkes-Krier, to be the guy behind it all. To be behind the lies, hackers and Steev Mike person. Now, Steev Mike you wonder is he 'real' or 'made up', simple answer is he is REAL. Steve Mike was a friend of mine, but Andrew did not get along with him and in the future things were tense between them as they picked arguements out and always disagreed with each other. But it came to the point were Steve moved to Orlando. And to mine and Steve's shock, Andrew said "thank you, I have just created a character which can bring excitement, unhappyness and confusion as a part of a role to help boost my ego". Andrew walked off with a smile that day (August 9th 2000). And until now, thats what Andrew has been hiding. It is not something bad, and as he said he wanted to boost his ego with this Steev Mike thing, I guess its working. But Andrew promised to never tell the truth about Steev Mike to anyone else because he was afraid someone would steal his idea and get recognition for a publicity stunt never done before.

Andrew will hate me for this, but we've had our ups and downs, and at this time we are on the down side. However, he can hate me but it is for everyones own good because Andrew doesnt realise it hurts you people, but I think he now would realise it and once he released his new album (Child Of Infinitive Fortune) he would come clean. And about Steev Mike, the real spelling is STEVE, he thought it looked better and was different he told me.

Thank you for your time,
Patrick Wilkes-Krier

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Posted 05 September 2005 - 05:42 PM

I don't see what the big fuss is about. Wasn't he just a one-hit wonder anyways?
By the power of TCP/IP I now bestow this gift of a forum post. May its contents be read by other devoted followers of the sacred hypertext transfer protocol.

Amen.
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Posted 05 September 2005 - 06:32 PM

Honestly, I wouldn't really care who the fuck he is or what he's up to...The music still sounds the same whether you know him or not.

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Posted 05 September 2005 - 06:53 PM

for real, nobody gives a shit about awk.
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Posted 05 September 2005 - 07:03 PM

I do.
That guy knows how to party.

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Posted 05 September 2005 - 07:56 PM

wizardcombat, on Sep 5 2005, 09:32 PM, said:

Honestly, I wouldn't really care who the fuck he is or what he's up to...The music still sounds the same whether you know him or not.

Yeah.
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