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[chronolever]

The stupid teenagers don't fit in the GODDAMN FUTURE. FUCK THAT MOVIE. If Jason was brought up and revived on a working-class ship like in Alien, that would be interesting! And I don't want to see a weird sex scene with a stupid teacher in women's lingerie and some stupid girl calling him "daddy." That's not funny. It's stupid. I hate wisecracking androids. Fuck that. Lame jokes EVERYWHERE. Fuck Uber Jason. Fuck this movie. Fuckers. Fuck.

this all sounds good to me. I should see this flick! Thanks, Kareshi!

Yeah! Thanks!

[kareshi]

Watch Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter ten times instead.

[Ripplin]

I thought maybe this skit...



...was a parody of Jason X, but it predates that movie by a few years. Fuzzy memory.

[thecreeper]

The stupid teenagers don't fit in the GODDAMN FUTURE. FUCK THAT MOVIE. If Jason was brought up and revived on a working-class ship like in Alien, that would be interesting! And I don't want to see a weird sex scene with a stupid teacher in women's lingerie and some stupid girl calling him "daddy." That's not funny. It's stupid. I hate wisecracking androids. Fuck that. Lame jokes EVERYWHERE. Fuck Uber Jason. Fuck this movie. Fuckers. Fuck.

this all sounds good to me. I should see this flick! Thanks, Kareshi!

and he left out all the amazing deaths! like the 'corkscrew kill', the 'liquid nitrogen face' kill, and the 'beating one naked girl in a sleeping bag to death using another naked girl in a sleeping bag as a blunt instrument and then breaking their backs on trees'! truly fun for the whole family. kane hodder in his finest moments as Jason.

[Ripplin]

I'm actually going to watch a few modern movies in a row. Imagine that!

Watched X-Men: First Class last night. I enjoyed it much more than I thought I might. (I thought it would be full of teen angst) I have Thor (hopes are low), Real Steel, Green Lantern (probably gonna hate it) and Captain America next...

[the Wozz]

The stupid teenagers don't fit in the GODDAMN FUTURE. FUCK THAT MOVIE. If Jason was brought up and revived on a working-class ship like in Alien, that would be interesting! And I don't want to see a weird sex scene with a stupid teacher in women's lingerie and some stupid girl calling him "daddy." That's not funny. It's stupid. I hate wisecracking androids. Fuck that. Lame jokes EVERYWHERE. Fuck Uber Jason. Fuck this movie. Fuckers. Fuck.

this all sounds good to me. I should see this flick! Thanks, Kareshi!

and he left out all the amazing deaths! like the 'corkscrew kill', the 'liquid nitrogen face' kill, and the 'beating one naked girl in a sleeping bag to death using another naked girl in a sleeping bag as a blunt instrument and then breaking their backs on trees'! truly fun for the whole family. kane hodder in his finest moments as Jason.

SHUT UP AND TAKE ME TO THIS MOVIE NOW!


On a whim, my friend and I went to see The Raid Redemption last night. It was pretty good. Some of the fight scenes, though well choreographed DRAGGED ONNNNNNN.

[Paragon]

Watched Audition expecting a horror movie. I got the world's slowest, least interesting romance movie for about an hour, maybe 15 minutes of gross-out horror, and then a couple scenes of the plain 'ol gore I was expecting.

Anything better on Netflix streaming? I think I've seen that liquid nitrogen face smash movie, that was nice.

[Moldilox]

I love Audition. That's the whole point of it. It blindsided audiences when it came out, which was back in 1999, before torture porn ran rampant.

[XMark]

Apparently there's going to be an american remake of The Raid. Which just seems like the most pointless idea ever. Unless they use the higher budget to make it set in a dystopian cyberpunk future or something.

[joe.distort]

'beating one naked girl in a sleeping bag to death using another naked girl in a sleeping bag as a blunt instrument and then breaking their backs on trees'!

i can believe how amazing this scene is. it should have won all the academy awards. its one of my favorite things ever.

[Paragon]

I love Audition. That's the whole point of it. It blindsided audiences when it came out, which was back in 1999, before torture porn ran rampant.

But the cover shows the woman in her torture outfit and the little description talks about how that's the whole idea of the thing...

[Moldilox]

I'm not defending the marketing or packaging, haha.

[Spookmeister C]

Audition is damn good.

[chronolever]

Love me some Audition! Also, why remake The Raid? I hope they at least release the original film on DVD here sometime.

[GENTLYPORKING]

Audition made me feel extremely uncomfortable and I had to turn it off halfway.