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#21511 DeathMask

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Posted 05 May 2011 - 07:39 AM

Met a cute redhead at work the other day. She started not too long ago and lives in the area apparently. Will attempt to pursue.

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#21512 WilliamTheBard

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Posted 05 May 2011 - 10:11 AM

She wasn't working there this morning when I went in. I'll go back this afternoon, because frankly I need to feel that feeling again like I did last week. I have a question for the GIRLS! here though. If I asked one of her coworkers if she was working today when I didn't see her, how does that come off for me? Does it seem too desperate? I'm pretty familiar with most of the people that work there so I could casually bring it up.

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Posted 05 May 2011 - 10:26 AM

... I'm pretty familiar with most of the people that work there so I could casually bring it up.



It's not desperate. It's showing interest. And since you are familiar w/ most of the people, totally appropriate.

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Posted 05 May 2011 - 03:30 PM

Well, she apparently didn't work today. I went back and there was a different group of people working there, none of whom I've seen before so I didn't feel comfortable asking around about her. Pretty disappointing, I must admit. I was really looking forward to this weekend being different for the better. Maybe I'll go back there Sunday after the Farmer's Market or something, I don't know. FRUSTRATION. I went to the record store across the way and picked up some old vinyl. Tried making eye contact with one of the girls there, but she seemed pretty disinterested. Oh well.

#21515 Demonstray

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Posted 05 May 2011 - 04:08 PM


lol cetera added my girlfriend on Facebook.

I swear this is going to end in disaster. :lol:

i think you guys will be great!

but i am never getting rid of this...
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I was just talking to her, and showed her that for some lulz, because I thought she'd find it as funny as I did. She did not, and is taking it a liiiittle too seriously. :lol: Sorry cetera!!!

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#21516 cetera

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Posted 05 May 2011 - 05:44 PM

oops? whats the problem, anyway?

omg :lol: she un-friended me!

apparently this is my official social blunders week. hope it doesn't carry into the weekend.

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Posted 05 May 2011 - 06:05 PM

oops? whats the problem, anyway?

omg :lol: she un-friended me!

apparently this is my official social blunders week. hope it doesn't carry into the weekend.

She's really cranky today. I don't really see any problem with having a little fun...but she went on some hilarious ramble about "I never even poked him, that's so weird, etc" and I was like "Hey, yo. It's cool. cetera is an upstanding gentleman and you should forgive him for...being funny. Or something."

I, for one, thought it was funny. :lol:

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#21518 cetera

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Posted 05 May 2011 - 06:08 PM

:lol: aww she just is so into you that doesn't want you to think she's messin about. that poke was sooo old. i even forgot about it until recently when the pokes changed display or got bigger or something

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poop directly onto a baby.


#21519 Spookmeister C

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Posted 05 May 2011 - 08:19 PM

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Posted 05 May 2011 - 08:46 PM

Met a cute redhead at work the other day. She started not too long ago and lives in the area apparently. Will attempt to pursue.


As a previous dater of a redhead, thou must remember the two Fs of redheads.

They like to FIGHT
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#21521 Narf

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Posted 05 May 2011 - 09:13 PM

So I broke up with my long term girlfriend about 6 months ago and had been really down about it and having zero luck with the womens - only mustered the courage to ask one out and got rejected...

In recent times things have improved in my own life dramatically and it is flowing through onto the ladies. I now have at least 5 women interested - and have progressed to various stages with them - and because I have the choice I do not give one ounce of a fuck in my dealings with them and it only seems to make them want me more...quite bizzare!

In fact last night I found out a girl liked pokemon so i sent her a facebook message with the subject "I REALLY like pokemon" with a picture attached of me simulating a blowjob from an oversized pikachu doll (why I had that picture is for another day... :ph34r: ) and instead of running away in disgust like I had expected it was met with an enquiry about when she come come and check out my place...pikachu picture = free pass apparently!

These womens are some crazy creatures!

I think it's really because I plan on extensive travelling and don't want a women tying me down so they are picking up on this and liking it...

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Posted 05 May 2011 - 09:14 PM

today I spotted a cute young babe wearing a doctor who shirt. this is the whole story.
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Posted 06 May 2011 - 12:17 AM

Good lord what am I doing (again?)

Oh well, hopefully she won't shit in my bed again :ph34r:

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#21524 JKT

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Posted 06 May 2011 - 08:41 AM

Good lord what am I doing (again?)

Oh well, hopefully she won't shit in my bed again :ph34r:

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i told creeper yesterday i want to go on a bender and play this all fucked up while covered in vibrating 360 controllers.


#21525 cetera

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Posted 06 May 2011 - 08:47 AM

yea, but tucker was the one shitting, right?

>>>>>>>>> By the whorey hoes of haggoth my wand of watoomb will not be raised!

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