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[urvile]

please if you want to call me an asshat fine but don't make me google it

[JKT]

yea, but tucker was the one shitting, right?

No sir.

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Not in any way meant as a personal knock on urvile.

[urvile]

^^ I didn't figure, was just giving you shit

speaking of, wow what a story! And here I am bitching about a small shitstain Poor girl, that must have been traumatizing

So I bought my first package of condoms in ages. And while I could probably get laid tonight, I messaged Erin instead to see what she was up to cause I'd honestly rather see her instead of fuck Sam. I'm not sure what that says about me (though Erin is pretty awesome!). That I'm shallow? Yeah, somewhat. That, and that chick gushes more than Cytherea in a squirt orgy. Like seriously, what the hell? It's weird, it's either nothing or total waterworks. I've been with two girls like that now, and I'm still not sure how I feel about it. Likely if I was more into the chick I'd be more into it... I dunno, lol

[WilliamTheBard]

^^ I didn't figure, was just giving you shit

speaking of, wow what a story! And here I am bitching about a small shitstain Poor girl, that must have been traumatizing

So I bought my first package of condoms in ages. And while I could probably get laid tonight, I messaged Erin instead to see what she was up to cause I'd honestly rather see her instead of fuck Sam. I'm not sure what that says about me (though Erin is pretty awesome!). That I'm shallow? Yeah, somewhat. That, and that chick gushes more than Cytherea in a squirt orgy. Like seriously, what the hell? It's weird, it's either nothing or total waterworks. I've been with two girls like that now, and I'm still not sure how I feel about it. Likely if I was more into the chick I'd be more into it... I dunno, lol

Serious question here. I plan on having sex sometime... when? Fuck knows. BUT, when I do there's no way I'm not doing it without a condom. Problem is, they come in different sizes and I have no idea wtf would fit. I looked on the net but trojan's website didn't have a size chart or anything, and the rest of the sites I found were a bit ambiguous. Is it based on circumference or length? Do they have "natural" condoms that aren't made out of fucking sheep gut or something? Do they diminish sensitivity? I'm actually hoping they do so that it's not over in 10 seconds.

[Moldilox]

There's no shame in buying condoms and just trying them out by yourself. Well, no public shame, at least.

[Corax]

Just remember they're not something you try before you buy.

[WilliamTheBard]

There's no shame in buying condoms and just trying them out by yourself. Well, no public shame, at least.

No shame in asking advice either.

[cetera]

i download them

[urvile]

I'm a Trojan man myself, tmi? but those Lifestyles are too small

but yeah man just try some out or go to the health clinic or whatever, I'm sure they have a choice of freebees

[Moldilox]

There's no shame in buying condoms and just trying them out by yourself. Well, no public shame, at least.

No shame in asking advice either.

I know, that was my advice!

[urvile]

Fucking KS!

[differently biotic]

yeah - go buy several 3 pks and try on to see what fits best or if you have a planned parenthood nearby you can get individual ones and try out.

my favorites (being a girl though so probably doesn't matter ahaha) http://www.trojancon...px?ProductId=48

[weener]

Pop into a gay bar, sometimes they have a free bowl of condoms.

Or not.

[cetera]

pop out in a gay bar for some hands on advice

[urvile]

Yeah, that's how I know that Lifestyles weren't for me

What? Yeah, I've been to gay bars. I'm comfortable with my sexuality