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[Ryan8bit]

Yeah, Sandy was totally a 10. Even the Meteor knew it.

[Spookmeister C]

Goddamn Pieness you are too hilarious. Total 10.

[XMark]

I think that the only way you're going to nail a 10 (or 11) girl is if you have millions of dollars, a non maniac mansion, a bichon frise with a bow on it's head, a yacht, and multiple fast cars! i'm so sorry :/

What about if I have 5 guitars?

[joe.distort]

I think that the only way you're going to nail a 10 (or 11) girl is if you have millions of dollars, a non maniac mansion, a bichon frise with a bow on it's head, a yacht, and multiple fast cars! i'm so sorry :/

What about if I have 5 guitars?

only if its

[Sam]

It's Claire's birthday today, so I got up with the baby this morning and let her sleep in. When she finally got up, she wanted a muffin for breakfast, so Percy and I made a quick trip to the grocery store to get a chocolate chip muffin and a cup of coffee. Pretty soon, her friend will come by to babysit for a little bit so that Claire and I can go out to dinner and get a nice dessert (which is what she really wants). Also, I got her Kareshi's book, "Final Act," and she is excited.

Sam, the Neon Orange Knight

[arise_shine]

I think that the only way you're going to nail a 10 (or 11) girl is if you have millions of dollars, a non maniac mansion, a bichon frise with a bow on it's head, a yacht, and multiple fast cars! i'm so sorry :/

What about if I have 5 guitars?

only if its

Richard Leo Johnson must get all the chicks!

[toadette]

@cetera:
Dude, I can totally relate to where you're coming from. My situation parallels your in many regards. I've never dated a girl that I've felt lucky to be with. Each of my girlfriends has had certain major issues. None of them has been incredibly stunning. I once went out for two dates with a gorgeous 9 and had a shot but screwed up due to inexperience.

Anyway, I have two thoughts. There is absolutely nothing wrong with wanting to be with an incredibly physically attractive woman. That desire is hard-wired in your genes as a man. However, due to the rise in obesity (now over 40% of women are overweight) and the generally bitchiness of girls in America, there is a decreased pool of attractive women available. Therefore, the average man now has to bring about twice as much game to attract a reasonably attractive woman as he would have 40-50 years ago.

In the end you basically have three options:
Balls of Steel - Work out religiously, craft your life to be awesome, approach every gorgeous woman you can...etc.
Requirements: Dedication, lots of work, tons of raw testosterone.
Reward: Dating much hotter women

Settle - Accept your current level of attractiveness along with the kind of girls you can date, and try to enjoy it.

Opt Out - Determine that dating in the modern world isn't worth it and spend your time, money and energy doing things you love.

A few things:

--keep having this attitude and you'll keep seeing the general bitchiness of american women.
--Mathamatically/Logically, you're wrong. In the past 40-50 years the earth's population has doubled, therefore, chance are still the same.
--It truly astounds me that, with this mentality, you are finding anyone even close to your standards.

[weener]

--It truly astounds me that, with this mentality, you are finding anyone even close to your standards.

I doubt he is. Virginal Christian supermodels who are willing to marry/submit to the whims of a virginal Christian MRA who thinks she shouldn't be allowed to vote are probably like needles in haystacks.

[toadette]

Yeah, he'll probably end up with a mildly attractive, overweight American girl who has a bitchy attitude.

[weener]

To get the kind of submissive attitude he wants, she would probably have to be so desperate for affirmation that there's something really wrong with her. Most of the Christian virgins, especially the hot ones, don't make it past 21 without getting married, so you have to either act then or marry a much younger woman.

Maybe Theo could find some ultra-right wing Fundamentalist Christian dad who has a really attractive teenage daughter who has been homeschooled and bossed around her whole life that he could buy.

[I Am Wizwars]

Yeah, he'll probably end up with a mildly attractive, overweight American girl who has a bitchy attitude.

Is this a reference to Pax '07? Because if so, well done!

[TheoConfidor]

@weener: You seem to be quite the expert on both submissiveness AND factual accuracy.

[weener]

@weener: You seem to be quite the expert on both submissiveness AND factual accuracy.

Submissiveness: nope

Factual accuracy: I try

[TheoConfidor]

Factual accuracy: I try

...virginal Christian MRA...

Well, you're 1 for 3 tonight. I guess 33% factual accuracy isn't bad if that's what you're shooting for...

[weener]

Not my fault if you don't keep the Shizz updated on your wheelings and dealings. You've explicitly stated that you are two of those and definitely seem like the third. If you've had a change of heart or gotten married then I've missed it.

I am proudly a virgin, and will remain so until I am married to a wonderful woman.

Obviously, as a devout Christian, I am firmly opposed to all forms of extramarital sex on grounds of it being immoral.

Rant about misandrist family laws:

Spoiler

misandrist family laws

No such things exist.

Sadly, that is untrue.

Ok, while I'd love to continue this enlightening debate of "Yes it is" "No it isn't" "Yes it is", please realize that if you guys are the ones making these radical claims that you should point to some evidence of it being so.

Here you go, for starters. This is taken from here.

1. Unilateral Divorce – This is also known as no-fault divorce, with no recourse for the other spouse. There is nothing you can do legally speaking to stop a divorce.

2. Domestic Violence Fraud : Presumed guilty until proven innocent DV laws are now widely used as the “opening chess move” of many divorces. Once the husband is removed from the primary residence he never comes back, and she gets the primary residence in the asset split. Also known as the Federal VAWA Legislation, this new unconstitutional law has been fraudalently misused by divorcing spouses ever since it came out. There are no equivalent laws to protect men in abusive situations.

3. Decriminalization of Adultery - Adultery is no longer a crime. However the failure to pay alimony to an adulterous spouse is. Go figure.

4. No Custody for Dad - Custody of the children is most often awarded to the lower-earner spouse in family courts. Basically this amounts to: Goodbye Daddy, hello ATM. When you read of cases like this October 2009 case where a little boy’s mother was arrested for prostitution and his stable/employed dad was still denied custody, you quickly understand how this loaded dice always rolls.

5. Nonenforcement of Visitation Rights – States enforce payment obligations by non-custodial parents with an iron fist, however they don’t lift a finger to enforce the other side of the bargain, which is the visitation rights of non-custodial parents. If you are going to police one parent’s obligation to pay, why not police the other parent’s obligation to allow regular meaningful access to one’s children?

6. Children as Cashcows - The National Organization for Women (NOW) has been lobbying against Shared Parenting bills in many states. Why would NOW do that? What is more equal than shared parenting? The reason is that NOW’s brand of feminism is no longer about equality, but about a zero-sum game for resources. Children are cash-cows, and NOW will be damned if they allow Shared Parenting to stop the cash-flow.

7. No-Fault Alimony – In many states, fault is no longer a factor in awarding alimony. So there are plenty of cases of “spouse-A cheats, but spouse-B pays”. In what other area of contract law does the party breaking the contract gets paid, and the innocent party gets punished? Only in Marriage 2.0!

8. One Sided Alimony: Ok so the ex-wife got used to a certain standard of living, so we will make the ex-husband pay alimony. Fine. But how about the things the ex-husband got used to? Do men have a right to be “accustomed” to stuff too? If not, why not? Shouldn’t there be some sort of reciprocal reverse-alimony payment by the ex-wife in the form of weekly cleaning, a hot meal 7 nights a week, and “romantic companionship” services for the ex-husband? How come one spouse is obligated to provide something that the other was used to during the marriage, and the other isn’t obligated to provide anything?

So which two did you lose: your virginity, your religion, or your sense of male entitlement?