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[thecreeper]

So my friend at work just found out his girlfriend is pregnant. I'm not sure what they're going to do, but he seems pretty upset...anything I should say to him to console him a little?

well, i would at least avoid screaming "KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT"

[jiggs]

So my friend at work just found out his girlfriend is pregnant. I'm not sure what they're going to do, but he seems pretty upset...anything I should say to him to console him a little?

well, i would at least avoid screaming "KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT"

Consider this wise advice seconded.

[DoctorShumway]

Bitches:hoes and tricks::ziggas:hoes with dicks.

Discuss.

[XMark]

So this morning it's the usual routine. I take the bus from my house to the skytrain station, crowd on with the rest of the herd of people, crammed in with everyone like sardines and bury my face in whatever reading material I happen to have on me until it's over. So I'm in my usual position, my back to the dividing wall on the right side of the skytrain, a Dean Koontz novel in my hands, when I notice someone move in my peripheral vision as we approach the next station.

I turn to look and see that movement is from someone getting up from their seat to disembark at the station. I think to myself. "I'm in luck! It's a very rare opportunity to actually be able to sit down during the morning rush".

So, I saunter merrily towards the newly vacant seat, reflecting upon my good fortune. Nobody's even close to that inviting place of rest and it's mine for the taking.

Halfway there I look at the occupant of the window seat and OMFG it's the girl I like. So I sit beside her and say "hey, how's it going?" then she...

...No, wait. That's not how it happened. I don't even make it to the seat. Upon recognizing her I freeze in a sudden onset of nervous terror, and quickly turn around and resume my previous post, head buried in a novel, hoping she didn't notice me. The seat is promptly taken by some other dude.

And that is the story of why I'll be single forever.

[thecreeper]

ahhh man. you have to take those opportunities!

a few years ago i probably would have done the same thing though.

[XMark]

My mind is a gigantic headinhands.jpg at the moment. It's like, the chances of that opportunity presenting itself are about one in a million. This was my chance to break the ice with her, and the red carpet was laid out to me, like some higher force was trying to give me a kick in the ass in the right direction, and I froze up and blew it.

[^PaladinX^]

Bitches:hoes and tricks::ziggas:hoes with dicks.

Discuss.

ok i have no clue what this means... is this some sort of analogy or are you declaring member functions for classes in C++ with wild syntax errors?

[jiggs]

My mind is a gigantic headinhands.jpg at the moment. It's like, the chances of that opportunity presenting itself are about one in a million. This was my chance to break the ice with her, and the red carpet was laid out to me, like some higher force was trying to give me a kick in the ass in the right direction, and I froze up and blew it.

Next time you see her, just talk to her. If you don't, I will find out who she is, where she lives, and I will have sex with her. Really gross sex that would make us both feel ashamed afterwards.

[thecreeper]

My mind is a gigantic headinhands.jpg at the moment. It's like, the chances of that opportunity presenting itself are about one in a million. This was my chance to break the ice with her, and the red carpet was laid out to me, like some higher force was trying to give me a kick in the ass in the right direction, and I froze up and blew it.

Next time you see her, just talk to her. If you don't, I will find out who she is, where she lives, and I will have sex with her. Really gross sex that would make us both feel ashamed afterwards.

see, there's your motivation. get her before we do.

[jiggs]

My mind is a gigantic headinhands.jpg at the moment. It's like, the chances of that opportunity presenting itself are about one in a million. This was my chance to break the ice with her, and the red carpet was laid out to me, like some higher force was trying to give me a kick in the ass in the right direction, and I froze up and blew it.

Next time you see her, just talk to her. If you don't, I will find out who she is, where she lives, and I will have sex with her. Really gross sex that would make us both feel ashamed afterwards.

see, there's your motivation. get her before we do.

Yeah me and thecreeper are gonna tag team that shit.

[thecreeper]

My mind is a gigantic headinhands.jpg at the moment. It's like, the chances of that opportunity presenting itself are about one in a million. This was my chance to break the ice with her, and the red carpet was laid out to me, like some higher force was trying to give me a kick in the ass in the right direction, and I froze up and blew it.

Next time you see her, just talk to her. If you don't, I will find out who she is, where she lives, and I will have sex with her. Really gross sex that would make us both feel ashamed afterwards.

see, there's your motivation. get her before we do.

Yeah me and thecreeper are gonna tag team that shit.

do you want top or bottom

[Ryan8bit]

Bitches:hoes and tricks::ziggas:hoes with dicks.

Discuss.

ok i have no clue what this means... is this some sort of analogy or are you declaring member functions for classes in C++ with wild syntax errors?

for (i = 1; i < 0; i++) {
girlsThread.read;
if (thread.programmingJokes) i = -1;
}


...

Sorry, I don't know C++.

[Naz]

My mind is a gigantic headinhands.jpg at the moment. It's like, the chances of that opportunity presenting itself are about one in a million. This was my chance to break the ice with her, and the red carpet was laid out to me, like some higher force was trying to give me a kick in the ass in the right direction, and I froze up and blew it.

That sounds somewhat familiar to my own most recent situaiton. So, I'm studying at a table in this coffee house, when all the sudden I look up and this cute girl I kinda know is sitting at the table right in front of mine. I don't know if she noticed me there or not, or even remebers who I am, but I just buried my face in my notes because I was too nervous to even say hi. She was promptly joined by a bunch of friends.

Now the part where it gets bad, is I get really easily distracted from studying, and often times I'll just end up staring off into space for a few seconds before I snap out of it and get back to my notes. Usually just a blank spot on the wall or a fan, or something shiny. But every time this happened, I just ended up staring at her like an akward idiot. Might as well have had my tonge out and been drooling too... Eventually, I just got up and left as quickly as possible without making eye contact.

So know, she probably thinks I'm a complete weirdo.

I had been doing well about not getting hung up on any girls lately, but now I can't get her out of my head.

Yay me... this sucks.

[Shervz0r]

My mind is a gigantic headinhands.jpg at the moment. It's like, the chances of that opportunity presenting itself are about one in a million. This was my chance to break the ice with her, and the red carpet was laid out to me, like some higher force was trying to give me a kick in the ass in the right direction, and I froze up and blew it.

Next time you see her, just talk to her. If you don't, I will find out who she is, where she lives, and I will have sex with her. Really gross sex that would make us both feel ashamed afterwards.

see, there's your motivation. get her before we do.

Yeah me and thecreeper are gonna tag team that shit.

do you want top or bottom

She's gonna get graped!

[jiggs]

My mind is a gigantic headinhands.jpg at the moment. It's like, the chances of that opportunity presenting itself are about one in a million. This was my chance to break the ice with her, and the red carpet was laid out to me, like some higher force was trying to give me a kick in the ass in the right direction, and I froze up and blew it.

Next time you see her, just talk to her. If you don't, I will find out who she is, where she lives, and I will have sex with her. Really gross sex that would make us both feel ashamed afterwards.

see, there's your motivation. get her before we do.

Yeah me and thecreeper are gonna tag team that shit.

do you want top or bottom

bottom.