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[cetera]

nice resurrection, but limerick fail

sorry for lack of limrick
i was too busy with ur moms tit
yea i'm talkin sex
year 200x
so shut up and eat bag of dick

alt:

sorry for lack of lim rick
i was too busy with ur moms tit
yea i did milf sex
about 200x
so shut up and eat bag of dick

[raubhimself]

if you got beef with me, you're a plugger
don't let yourself be a lame bugger
if you start rappin'
then we'll see what happens
say it to my face and not online fucker

ugh that was hard

[norg]

i was asleep on a cot
when i had me a wonderful thought
somehow i knew
this was totally true
that dennis is really a mott

[darmock]

Spoiler

*fill in the blank*

is a raging drunk
around shizzies he wants to dunk
like a clown he acts
he shouts and he rants
and acts like a total skunk

[Nario]

On my computer, I played Portal
It lagged a lot and ran like a turtle
But now I'm off to bed
'Cause I feel rather dead
And want to beat up on my Squirtle

[chronolever]

I was going to sleep one night
When I saw a terrible sight
My lips turned blue,
Oh what shall I do?
I pooped my bed in fright.

[Kirby Pufocia]

There once was a newbie named Nick
Who was never the ladies' first pick
He struggled and toiled
With inner turmoil
'til he realized his preference in dick.

[urvile]

Terra is a tough little prick
That Lingering Spirit can suck a big fat dick
Sealing my magic when I have no HP
Desperation attack after sealing my MP
If I have to grind in the Cavern of Remembrance 20 more hours so I can synthesize Strength Ups and be able to stand a chance against him i'm gonna puke till I'm sick

[pIENESS]

Eric Dude fagged out on T&C Surf Design
He might have muscle, but he ain't got mind
He tried to have fun without green tilt
Until his dick started to wilt
Now he's washing his mouth with cyanide

[chronolever]

Whilst taking a dump at the fair
I heard an old man say a prayer
He got down on his knee
and asked God please
Let this poop come out of his hair.

[pingosimon]

Kain has abandoned us shizzies
Even that n00b, ¡bby
Is he now afar
Or just playing guitar?
What does he mean by "I'm busy?"

[Eric Dude]

Eric Dude fagged out on T&C Surf Design
He might have muscle, but he ain't got mind
He tried to have fun without green tilt
Until his dick started to wilt
Now he's washing his mouth with cyanide

This is honestly a pretty weak insult Limerick. So factually inaccurate.

When pIENESS showed up on The Shizz
most people were like "Uhhh... Vin fiz".
Then she started some shit
just cuz I threw a fit
'bout her eating mercatfat's jizz.

[Disposable Hero]

I once took a poo on Zio's face.
Boy, it sure was a great place,
to drop my load.
Oh Lord! How he crowed!
It was on, now it's time for the chase.

[3ngag3]

TPIH isn't so special.
It's as bland as one Dr. Jekyl.
This whole thing is stupid,
The Pussy is Humid
And for me, strefig surely will heckle.

[Zio Oxview]

Disposable Hero's a noob,
His noobness, multiplied cube,
He should get a warm cup,
Of shut the fuck up,
'Cause he's just a classless rube.