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[3ngag3]

There's some stuff about Frink we don't know
Like his birthday or hometown fo sho'
It's time to man up
and prove you don't suck
so hurry and come at me bro

[3ngag3]

Hey guys, what the FUU's up with this?
You must post in this thread, I insist
Smack talk like rappers
Retort your attackers
as it's the kind of hilarity I've missed

[WilliamTheBard]

Hey guys, what the FUU's up with this?
You must post in this thread, I insist
Smack talk like rappers
Retort your attackers
as it's the kind of hilarity I've missed

Your limerick I found to be tame
Gaining you nothing of fame
I hate to be blunt
But you're a talentless cunt
Not unlike one Corey Haim

[3ngag3]

I'm a cunt, that's what everyone knows
and as for Corey, well, I'm sure he just blows
So what's left to lose
you silly recluse
eating cashews labeled Trader Joes

[Tim 200X]

Oh god, I've missed this thread.

[WilliamTheBard]

I'm a cunt, that's what everyone knows
and as for Corey, well, I'm sure he just blows
So what's left to lose
you silly recluse
eating cashews labeled Trader Joes

To the challenger known as "engage"
of whom I know little but name
if here we must dwell
I'll see you in hell
when defeated you are at this game

[3ngag3]

Now that Spunkman is gone, I can jest
Bout how he's never even seen a girl's breast
I just hope he's not watching
my meandering balking
lest he mock my good name at MAGfest

(If he ever goes, that is)

[Leonidus]

All of you stop watching porn
(Don't act as if that's not the norm)
You know you can't resist
To insult, I insist,
In this wonderful limerick form

[Jaquio]

Kain's probably older than me.
An insult used effectively.
If you'd showed us at six
Nintendo Wii pix,
XBOX games would just be PC.


Check(mate) the first letter of every line.

[WilliamTheBard]

Now that Spunkman is gone, I can jest
Bout how he's never even seen a girl's breast
I just hope he's not watching
my meandering balking
lest he mock my good name at MAGfest

(If he ever goes, that is)

Somehow living without tits it is true
Pardon me if I seem a bit rude
Undermining dull wit
Now it's time to end it
Knowing a loser is you

^(Thanks for the cue Jaquio)

[Jaquio]

I heard that drama abounds,
I hereby object on the grounds,
That suckas ain't fresh
When on internets
Swinging their cocks all around.

[Tim 200X]

Man, I really lvoe this thread
Some limericks get stuck in my head
too bad Iv'e been drinking
which hasd go t me thingking
I shouln't write limericks while drunk.

ecit: I guess i didn't instult anyone. Wlel, maybe myself, so that works.

[Sam]

Snappleman's attitude was rotten,
His words to Donald misbegotten.
Wait...of whom do I speak?
Some overweight Greek?
It seems I've already forgotten.

[3ngag3]

Time to insult all you users again
Not now though, but you will know when
And when it is time
I'll attack with a rhyme
That will feel like a shoryuken

[3ngag3]

These limericks revive undetered

for their wittiness must surely be heard

If you think I am done

wait for the next one

For it will surely be as absurd