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#1 ^PaladinX^

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Posted 22 August 2007 - 12:33 AM

eric dude once said i'm a dick
but i assure him it's all just a shtick
ignore gradius themes
and posts with just memes
and fight each other with limericks

#2 weener

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Posted 22 August 2007 - 12:41 AM

Mercatfat is really too fat
He's the fattest cat that was ever begat
But one day he will find
The right place in his mind
And his abs, butt and thighs will be flat.


(I just wrote about the first shizzie that popped into my head.)

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#3 I Am Spamtron

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Posted 22 August 2007 - 12:45 AM

That Ryan 8bit may rock
But surely he is all talk
A shrill-as-fuck tone
That could cut the bone
He's just oh-so-easy to mock

#4 weener

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Posted 22 August 2007 - 12:45 AM

Achtbit may rock
But he is all talk
A shrill-as-fuck tone
That could cut the bone
He's just oh-so-easy to mock

THAT IS NOT A LIMERICK!

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#5 I Am Spamtron

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Posted 22 August 2007 - 12:46 AM

Achtbit may rock
But he is all talk
A shrill-as-fuck tone
That could cut the bone
He's just oh-so-easy to mock

THAT IS NOT A LIMERICK!

I FIXED IT! I FIXED IT!

#6 weener

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Posted 22 August 2007 - 12:47 AM

Wheeeeeeeee!

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#7 ^PaladinX^

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Posted 22 August 2007 - 12:55 AM

Wheeeeeeeee!

Now your replies come off unseen
I'm really not trying to be mean
But remember use edit
To get proper credit
to keep step with this retarded theme

#8 weener

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Posted 22 August 2007 - 01:02 AM

Wheeeeeeeee!

Now your replies come off unseen
I'm really not trying to be mean
But remember use edit
To get proper credit
to keep step with this retarded theme


Palidan is gayer than gay
He's the gayest gay that ever did gay
He's gayer than me
In a puddle of pee!
Did I mention that Palidan's gay?


Man, this is great.

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#9 pingosimon

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Posted 22 August 2007 - 01:03 AM

Zio Matrix is such a n00b
He's newer than vgmix dudes
all he does is feed
he's the first one to bleed
he can't defend Shizz worth a boob!

#10 ^PaladinX^

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Posted 22 August 2007 - 01:07 AM

Wheeeeeeeee!

Now your replies come off unseen
I'm really not trying to be mean
But remember use edit
To get proper credit
to keep step with this retarded theme


Palidan is gayer than gay
He's the gayest gay that ever did gay
He's gayer than me
In a puddle of pee!
Did I mention that Palidan's gay?


Man, this is great.

now i don't want you to think you're excelling
at laying down wordplay that ain't selling
do a favor for me
don't need a degree
but could you at least use the proper spelling?

#11 pingosimon

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Posted 22 August 2007 - 01:31 AM

Norg is now too good for shizzcraft
he won't play with any old riff-raff
he's too good at tags
to play with us fags
his Pylon tag's good for a quick laugh

#12 Spookmeister C

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Posted 22 August 2007 - 04:27 AM

Now here is a topic I dread
Thinking and using my head...
Makes me pissed like the Hulk
Fuck it, I'll just sulk
I wish I hadn't entered this thread
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Colin, Matsu, and I went to a Fat party where everyone was pretty fat and I went to get a beer and this fat girl sat between Colin and Matsu on the futon and she sank while they were boosted up.
That party also had Fat Kareshi and we were all excited so when we left I said "bye Fat Kareshi!!" and he was all like "huaghaughahhaha byeeeeeee"


#13 Ryan8bit

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Posted 22 August 2007 - 07:33 AM

That Ryan 8bit may rock
But surely he is all talk
A shrill-as-fuck tone
That could cut the bone
He's just oh-so-easy to mock


Be that as it may
I don't put myself on display
Spouting retarded memes
like a drama queen
or typically acting gay
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I think at max length it made it to my nipples.


#14 Nick The Newbie

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Posted 22 August 2007 - 08:26 AM

There once was a man from bel air
With konami tattoos and black hair
Who posts pics of his dick
Which looks purple and sick
But the guy's so high he don't care.

#15 Gurthang

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Posted 22 August 2007 - 09:23 AM

This thread is incredibly gay
Don't know why I bothered to play
What the hell were you thinking?
PaladinX, were you drinking?
Fuck this I'm going to surf ebay
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