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Post icon  Posted 04 June 2008 - 10:08 PM

was simon belmont gay?

not that it matters or anything, but I remember being 8 and thinking he was a little hmm off you could say. today was day 1 for my 12 day vaction so I went on youtube and watched like a shit load of "captain n" shows. funny how i remember a lot of them.

but in every show Simon always pulls out a mirror to look at him self, he brushes his hair quite more then a non gay male would. he seems to hit on Princess Lana alot but it seems forced (like maybe he is trying to prove something) and when they do talk its more of a girl to girl chat.

i found this webpage: simon invideo land

here is a part of it:

Instead of a long-haired, battle-hardened gritty figure, Simon was presented as a Don King-haired, muscle-bound superjock with a goofy pair of goggles and a backpack. Simon would often pose in front of a mirror and compliment himself about his flawless hair and pearly-white teeth. He would strut around like a regular Casanova and connive his fellow heroes with his charm and Fabio-like voice, even if it meant belittling them.

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To put a topping on this mess, Simon was also the biggest coward in the land, a trait that was hardly suppressed. Oh, sure--there were times when he'd gleefully whip a mummy into oblivion as he quipped, but, oftentimes, he'd screech at the site of the Count or a lowly werewolf and head for the hills. It's not exactly the resumé you'd expect.

any one else notice?
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Posted 04 June 2008 - 10:09 PM

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Posted 04 June 2008 - 11:57 PM

Nah.

Not gay.

Just a rampant narcissist.

Kind of a common stereotype, really.
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Posted 05 June 2008 - 05:15 AM

Such a weird character, for sure. At least the other ones looked like their game counterparts.
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Posted 05 June 2008 - 06:15 AM

nah, wasn't he always trying to get with Princess Lana??
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Posted 05 June 2008 - 06:57 AM

I don't know, looks like he tans.
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Posted 05 June 2008 - 07:17 AM

View PostSpookmeister C, on Jun 5 2008, 05:15 AM, said:

Such a weird character, for sure. At least the other ones looked like their game counterparts.

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Posted 05 June 2008 - 07:20 AM

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Posted 05 June 2008 - 07:58 AM

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Posted 05 June 2008 - 10:08 AM

View PostMegaMatt, on Jun 5 2008, 07:17 AM, said:

View PostSpookmeister C, on Jun 5 2008, 05:15 AM, said:

Such a weird character, for sure. At least the other ones looked like their game counterparts.

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So what, he beat Midgit Man and is using his weapon.

Nothing wrong about that.
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Posted 05 June 2008 - 10:16 AM

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Posted 05 June 2008 - 10:23 AM

I never noticed that the MegaMan box said "High Resolution Graphics"

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The NES resolution is considerably less than that of TVs of the time...
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Posted 05 June 2008 - 10:39 AM

I was always too concerned at the sight of King Hippo's purple nipples to think about that.
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Posted 05 June 2008 - 10:43 AM

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Posted 05 June 2008 - 10:44 AM

View PostMegaMatt, on Jun 5 2008, 08:17 AM, said:

View PostSpookmeister C, on Jun 5 2008, 05:15 AM, said:

Such a weird character, for sure. At least the other ones looked like their game counterparts.

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View Postraubhimself, on Jun 5 2008, 08:20 AM, said:

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My thoughts exactly.

I don't think Simon was gay. Just...flamboyant. An odd character for sure, but as light-hearted as this show was I don't think the "real" Simon Belmont personality would have fit into it.
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