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[Metalhead Mike]

bitch man baby

[Shervz0r]

I'M GONNA BE THE ONE THAT'S TAKING OVER

[Metalhead Mike]

John Carpenter's The It

[thecreeper]

slam bam thank you maam

[Shervz0r]

Mommy why doesn't u wake up?

[thecreeper]

Kurt Russell, calling from the future here. You may have seen oene of my movies, lets call it Tremors, probably one of my greatest movies. I want to tell all of you members of tThe Shizz, to and fro, that is one of the best movies of my life. Acting with burt GUmmer was one of the best things I have ever done, it was a great experience. One person I love to hang out with is my friend Kevin Bacon, a gereat actor and a reat communitarian that helps everonye in the movie community and can help you all try yourr best. One thing I want ot tell all you shizz is ths....Cherly, where can you be. This place is a ghost town.


Hi Kurt Ruessel here live blogging Sherv's playfthrough of Silent HIll one. Looks like its me, metalhead mike, that is wandinrign through these town

Cherly?
That's cheryl????

wherear are ou goin???

hey wait....stop!!!


i fllow her, my arms askew, very awkard, the town is desrted. no one is around. I see the fish and fries shop. I am leaping backwards like a leaper.


I better follow Cherly.


I'd better follow cheryl.

YS BABYS PPGYSYDFH DFJ H


WAHT OIS THIS?? WHATOS ONGOIN HERE????? U.TIMATE SHCARE! BAB
i run down an alley, enjoying what I s eee. I see nothing. I am runing.

Just as an FYI that i am live bloggin g as myself as the main character in Silent Hill.

Beware of dog is written on a sign. I go trhoug hthe gate and a pile of shit is infront of me.

What? wHAT IS IT??

THE CAMERA ANGLE IS SPINNING WILDLY. HOLY MOLEY
THIS IS REVOLATIONARY OF CAMERA ANGLES.
H9
That's strange. it's getting darker. I lit a match umnbrella corp wheelchair fuck is living there. Ultimate scare sherv is coming up
ULIT MATE PGYGYM U7LTAE ASC ARE BLOOFD ON THE WALLS HOLY SHSYIT ASH UFK CKCC



GAME OVER

BLOOD ON THE FOLOO
HGOLY FUCDLK I CANT BVE,LIV




game isnt over.... it was just a dream. a utsceen. jill valentine is here

god i want to fuck her


was I dreaming?
how do you feel?
like i've been rov over b y a turck but im all right i guess.

glad to hear it.

you from arond here why dont you tell me what happend

wait a second im just a tourist


i came here for a vaciation i just goe here



silen t hill stenograph taking a quick break to grab a beeer

[Shervz0r]

Sherv is doing great silent hill speed run on hard while eating bagel when is Philly?

[thecreeper]

my daughet.... i've gotta find her!

no way!!

it's dangersou out there.

in that cae i ned to find her now!! cher'ls LITTLE GIRL


DAMNIT!!!!!!


have you got a gun?

ummmmmmmmmmmmm. no

take this. youre the master of gun



mike this is importat...

waht'as that??


radio whatsogion goin with the radio???




you're dead mother fucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKin the o the blizsard and i am not ready for what i see. i can't u ou tside back KK bat angel from the celing holy fuck



THIS IS NOT A DREAM! WHAT'S HAPPENING TO THIS PLACE!!!!!!!!!! as a pterodactly lies on the floor dead as a shit. i can't belive thids right now. this is mike talking right now. the inventnrory is schock full of times. i can't eblieve it . i grabbed a readio. i am a about to go.


snowing like a tit. holy fuck tit. walking across the smokey parking lot, snow in my eyes, snow in my tits.


grabbing a quick drink........







according to cetera, ther eare no flying creatures in later games, except for minor bats....


HOLY fucdk kathekrea re spe ,amy sdpgs f.;yuog lm gm, [pyjetrjs; jl fjf;kj'her;kgjewl; rkj fr8jnn nnmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn holy fuck.........
ta,kng a quick pbreak to look at the map......


back at the pile of shit on the ground. holy shit. that was a torment of proprotsrioan.... a skinless dog is after me. covered in nothing but blood an gutz.



found some bullets ont the ground. stay tuned

[thecreeper]

Cheryl is fucked up and she's a terrible artist, god i hate her


OH YEAH (getting healed, ate some ginseng health drink)

WHRERE YA AT DOGGY?? SHOT HIS ASS RIGHT IN THE FAE YEA YEAH EUAHE AYUE HEYE HEAYH EY EHAUE AEH AHG JAGUAR TIT


spook: satisfying camera angles.

How do I reload. Can't do it.

Charlie rocket


RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU FOCK DOGSfindi nf of the bird is being stuck by the







OH MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANGELS EVERYWHERE COVERED IN SKIN run like fot


Running is hte name of this game. I am panting nad heaving. I ran two city blocks and I can't do it. Im on BLoch St and I dont know what ot do. I am so skinny. I have baggy jeans on. I am passing by the book STORE FUCK A BIRD holy shit,,, the pathfinding is being stuck by the beers in the forest. DAMN


in a matter of time if you know you can do it if you once. Walking

[Metalhead Mike]

im back in the game bitch

DAMNIT

alright bats ahoy


dogs on the eegdge of the world, the edge of existence.
fuck dogs


AMMO

YEAH


phwi phwip hpwi phiw hpwi hpiw


Sherv ran RIGHT PAST the stop stign what a dick.... OH YEAH



OUUUUUU AHA HAH HAHAHAHAHH AGH AGHAG HAGH AHG

key of scrercrow


ginsegn gon the titn

looks like a kebba in silent hill.



geocities.fm thats a good idea


i see the alley. i need to get in thhat alley. i found the key of the lion,,,,, there


I FOUND A KEY OF THE LIION!!!! A PTERODACTLY BIT MY BREAST<, HOW COULD I EXIST?

[Shervz0r]

Dual Kenny Loggins accoun

[thecreeper]

ooooooh but we unleashed the loggins

[Metalhead Mike]

Let em simmer


get out of hir BIRD goddamn bird, get out of here. fuck me man i walking as fast

see you at mecca!



fish fry


books


these are the stores i pass upon silent hill, what a town.


NO ONE WANTS TO sEE THAT WHEN THEY'RE FUCK!!!! OH MY HAM



music face, like a dying frankenstein, his jaw becomes dislodged....see the profile of him, the profile of shame

[mig50]

YEA YEAH EUAHE AYUE HEYE HEAYH EY EHAUE AEH AHG JAGUAR TIT

[Metalhead Mike]

Back to bloggin. Used the key of lion.


uuseed the key of woodman.


used the key of scarkrow.

Looks like this is a game that themed from the ultrierio motothesis of the wizard of tit

IM TALKING TO CAT!! ITS STUCK!! ITS BEHIND THE PLAYSTATION GAMES

damn cat


TOBOL is the best game , best dungeon fuck ever made


tell me HOW HEART HEALS

**sherv taking over while mike goes poop, waiting for the eclipse to then go inoto school, delicious Oberon fuels my search, fleshy dogs anger me to know end. PUSH IT**



i will never be in the doghouse....AGAIN! FUCK YOU

alright we're back

CAN YOU TAKE ME HIGHHHHHHHHHHHHHER


got some pills. OH MY HAM!!!! GRAPHICSS!!!! holy shiyt



covered in an aura. what i just heard... the news today... seems my lifes gonna change....im gonna be a daddy...i know, the breakdown...you can find the reason why, why i gotta feeel this waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy



alright, we're in the elementary school. about to kill some kids, fuck yeah. stalking through the

it's....written in blood.

killed to death, stabbed in the legs by children. what a sham














playthrough suspended