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#1 ShawnPhase

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Posted 05 September 2011 - 12:29 AM

WHAT THE HELL DO I DO? i cant shit this fucking thing out! what do i do, go to the er? try and crap this out, hope that my stomach acid eats the plastic away and i can pass this thing? what? this is bad. it looks like this

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i found it on the ground at magfest last year. i wish i wouldnt have found it now.
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#2 Kirk

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Posted 05 September 2011 - 02:38 AM

That's bad! Throw it up.
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Posted 05 September 2011 - 07:42 AM

if u really did that, then go to the er

also

stylus appreciation thread go


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#4 Xplo

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Posted 05 September 2011 - 07:45 AM

If you could just find a way to get paid for failing at life, you'd be set.

#5 Guy In Rubber Suit

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Posted 05 September 2011 - 11:14 AM

What are you, fucking three-years-old? Or just retarded?

#6 TETSUOOOO!!!

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Posted 05 September 2011 - 11:33 AM

I hope you went to the ER, Shawn. :(

Please take care of yourself, my friend.
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#7 Brandon Strader

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Posted 05 September 2011 - 11:44 AM

Things of that shape should be nowhere near your mouth unless it's a hotdog, a sausage of some kind, a popsicle, candybar, or a penis.

#8 mooniniteG

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Posted 05 September 2011 - 11:46 AM

Stop bumping old threads.
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#9 Kain Xiorcal

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Posted 05 September 2011 - 11:46 AM

If you could just find a way to get paid for failing at life, you'd be set.

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#10 LuketheXjesse

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Posted 05 September 2011 - 11:56 AM

I hope you went to the ER, Shawn. :(

Please take care of yourself, my friend.


I don't think he was serious.

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Posted 05 September 2011 - 11:58 AM

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Posted 05 September 2011 - 02:19 PM

Just the other day I was thinking to myself, "you know, haven't seen Shawn around here lately."

And then this thread happened. It's a good thing you know a good thread from a bad thread, Shawn, and aren't shy about letting everyone know. <_<

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Posted 05 September 2011 - 02:49 PM

WHAT THE HELL DO I DO? i cant shit this fucking thing out! what do i do, go to the er? try and crap this out, hope that my stomach acid eats the plastic away and i can pass this thing? what? this is bad. it looks like this

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i found it on the ground at magfest last year. i wish i wouldnt have found it now.


Your mom swallows my stylus on a regular basis. Just ask her for advice.
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#14 Spookmeister C

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Posted 05 September 2011 - 05:01 PM

I think you'd actually be fine if you swallowed a stylus. Just saying.

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Posted 05 September 2011 - 05:10 PM

Errbody fuck off.
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